Daily Dad JokesMy friend just named her two dogs Calvin and Klein. (+ 19 more dad jokes!)
Daily Dad Jokes (18 Mar 2025)
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Joke credits: instantnoodlessssss, ilikesidehugs, jibjabjibby, Sid_Krishna_Shiva, k_woz1978, paidholiday, Lopsided_Problem_262, Dependent_Area7330, Joel_Boyens, Drunk_Redneck, nealesmythe, StolenCoupe, , New-Cow-4176, Special-Oil-7447, Joel_Boyens, OG-Kushi, sulldanivan, rustynail2x, Smooth_Apparatchik, Man-e-questions
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I saw a man being beat up by three dudes, and I jumped into help. He didn't stand a chance against the four of us.
After months of getting in trouble, the Principles suggested I take my kid to a child psychiatrist, but I flat out refused. I don't think children should be psychiatrists.
What root vegetable is pretty awesome most of the time raddish.
What do you call someone who crashes his car into yours? A dentist?
The only thing flat uthers have to fear is fear itself.
My friend just named her two dogs Calvin and Klein. Of course they were boxers.
What's a duck's favorite drug?
Quack told my wife she should embrace her mistakes. She gave me a hug.
What size shirt? Do psychics where? A medium?
What do you call it when two Vietnamese people reach a mutually beneficial agreement A win win situation?
What was the name of the royal tile installer? Sir remick, We'll resume the fund and laughs right after this message.
If there was a pill to cure a procrastination, I'd probably take it tomorrow.
How can stars, suns, and planets last for near eternity? Because they were vacuum packaged.
Did you know that thieves broke into Thor's kingdom? They stole his thunder.
When I was a kid, I used to like walking the plank. We didn't have a dog.
A Scarecrow's favorite band is Counting Crows, but he has seen a flock of seagulls.
I told my wife there's no way anyone could ever beat me in a Germanic accent contest. I would win Hans down.
Thinking of starting a hip clothing and cool accessory store just for men over fifty, I'm calling it Forever forty one.
When traveling to Germany, you should be prepared and always have some jokes with you. It's important to have your wits about you. I'm Bob Jeffy and I'm Montgomery Jones. Tune in until the end of the episode for a bonus joke. We are on a mission to spread the laughs and groans far and wide, so please share these jokes with your family and friends today.
Looking for more dad joke humor to share, then subscribe to our new weekly email newsletter. It's our weekly roundup of the best dad jokes, memes, and humor for you to enjoy. Spread the laughs and groans and sign up today. Check the sign up link in the show notes page or visit dailydadjokespodcast dot com. The Daily Dad Jokes podcast is produced by Classic Studios. See the show notes page for social media links and joke credits. This show was recorded in front of a canned studio audience. What do you call bad toothpaste? Ludacrest
