As I handed my dad his fiftieth birthday card, he looked at me with tears in his eyes and said, you know, one would have been enough.

As I handed my dad his fiftieth birthday card, he looked at me with tears in his eyes and said, you know, one would have been enough.

My girlfriend unexpectedly dumped me shortly after her organ transplant. She said she had a change of heart.

My girlfriend unexpectedly dumped me shortly after her organ transplant. She said she had a change of heart.

My wife keeps getting jay Z confused with Lil Wayne. That's ludicrous.

My wife keeps getting jay Z confused with Lil Wayne. That's ludicrous.

I said, five sides as a pentagon, six sides as a hexagon, and eight sides as an octagon. But what is it called when you have zero sides all gone?

I said, five sides as a pentagon, six sides as a hexagon, and eight sides as an octagon. But what is it called when you have zero sides all gone?

My son is watching a lot of graphic videos of doctors in the operating room. I think he's getting too much spleen time.

My son is watching a lot of graphic videos of doctors in the operating room. I think he's getting too much spleen time.

I'm reading a really engaging book about an immortal dog. It's impossible to put down.

I'm reading a really engaging book about an immortal dog. It's impossible to put down.

What do you call a monkey wearing a suit with a briefcase up in a tree branch? Manager?

What do you call a monkey wearing a suit with a briefcase up in a tree branch? Manager?

What is another name for the periodic chart? The Adams family?

What is another name for the periodic chart? The Adams family?

How many people does it take to change a light bulb? In Rio de Genneio, a Brazilian.

How many people does it take to change a light bulb? In Rio de Genneio, a Brazilian.

Little red writing had found in critical condition. Paramedics have stabilized her condition, but she's not out of the woods yet.

Little red writing had found in critical condition. Paramedics have stabilized her condition, but she's not out of the woods yet.

I don't know exactly how much a rainbow weighs, but it's pretty light. Laughter continues shortly after this brief ad break.

I don't know exactly how much a rainbow weighs, but it's pretty light. Laughter continues shortly after this brief ad break.

Why don't mountains ever get tired because they peak all the time?

Why don't mountains ever get tired because they peak all the time?

The world's worst limbo player walks into a bar.

The world's worst limbo player walks into a bar.

What type of shoes does a frog wear? Open? Toad sandals?

What type of shoes does a frog wear? Open? Toad sandals?

I excel at losing my access to word. It's my PowerPoint on a great outlook.

I excel at losing my access to word. It's my PowerPoint on a great outlook.

I dreamed the ocean was filled with orange soda. It was a fantasy.

I dreamed the ocean was filled with orange soda. It was a fantasy.

Who sit the date when communism was invented? Carl marks the spot.

Who sit the date when communism was invented? Carl marks the spot.

Math students are therapists. They sit and listen to someone talk about their problems, taking notes, and then they provide solutions for those problems. I'm Bob Jeffy.

Math students are therapists. They sit and listen to someone talk about their problems, taking notes, and then they provide solutions for those problems. I'm Bob Jeffy.

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And I'm Montgomery Jones. Stay tuned until the end of the episode for a bonus joke. We're on a mission to spread the laughs and groans far and wide, so please share one of these jokes with your family and friends today. Looking for more dad joke humor to share, then subscribe to our new weekly email newsletter. It's our weekly roundup of the best dad jokes, memes, and humor for you to enjoy. Spread the laughs and groans and sign up Today. Check the sign up link in the show notes page, or visit Daily dadjokespodcast dot com. The Daily Dad Jokes podcast is produced by Classic Studios. See the show notes page for social media links and Joe credits. This show was recorded in front of a canned studio audience. Everyone says, I am tight with money, but I AM not buying it,