My wife found out I was cheating on her after she found all the letters I was hiding. She got mad and said she's never playing scrabble with me again.

My wife found out I was cheating on her after she found all the letters I was hiding. She got mad and said she's never playing scrabble with me again.

I was fishing with my dad and not having a great time. I said to him, my feet are wet and it smells terrible. Yeah, my dad replied, I'm in the same boat.

I was fishing with my dad and not having a great time. I said to him, my feet are wet and it smells terrible. Yeah, my dad replied, I'm in the same boat.

Someone just called my phone. They sneezed, coughed, and then hung up. I'm getting tired of these cold calls.

Someone just called my phone. They sneezed, coughed, and then hung up. I'm getting tired of these cold calls.

I asked my wife if I was the only one she'd been with. She said yes, All the others were nines and tens.

I asked my wife if I was the only one she'd been with. She said yes, All the others were nines and tens.

What do you call a person who doesn't own a phone? You don't?

What do you call a person who doesn't own a phone? You don't?

My son asked if I could tell him an interesting fact about space. I said, yeah, by area, it's the largest key on the keyboard.

My son asked if I could tell him an interesting fact about space. I said, yeah, by area, it's the largest key on the keyboard.

I was going to make a joke about texting out war plans, but I'm afraid it would bomb.

I was going to make a joke about texting out war plans, but I'm afraid it would bomb.

How does the Pope pay for his online purchases with his papal account?

How does the Pope pay for his online purchases with his papal account?

Did you hear about the witch that had triplets? She didn't know which witch was which.

Did you hear about the witch that had triplets? She didn't know which witch was which.

Why do cats makes great bosses because they have good leadership skills?

Why do cats makes great bosses because they have good leadership skills?

I accidentally used dog shampoo today, I'm feeling like such a good boy.

I accidentally used dog shampoo today, I'm feeling like such a good boy.

Sure, two wrongs don't make a right, but two rights do make an airplane.

Sure, two wrongs don't make a right, but two rights do make an airplane.

Get ready for more laughs and groans following this short break. What is Putin's favorite game? And on which operating system? Fall out? On Windows?

Get ready for more laughs and groans following this short break. What is Putin's favorite game? And on which operating system? Fall out? On Windows?

What do you call bread that can't speak? Nonverbal?

What do you call bread that can't speak? Nonverbal?

Ordered some gloves online and once again they sent the wrong size. It's getting out of hands.

Ordered some gloves online and once again they sent the wrong size. It's getting out of hands.

What do you call a person who cleans vacuums for a living a vacuum cleaner?

What do you call a person who cleans vacuums for a living a vacuum cleaner?

Someone blued all my playing cards together. Now I don't know how to deal with it.

Someone blued all my playing cards together. Now I don't know how to deal with it.

I'm Bob Jeffy and.

I'm Bob Jeffy and.

I'm Montgomery Jones.

I'm Montgomery Jones.

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