Daily Dad JokesHow many times has dracula wandered off by himself? (+ 19 more dad jokes!)
Daily Dad Jokes (27 Mar 2025)
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Joke credits: Left-Distribution-13, Bipedal_pedestrian, spacenerdgasms, 192335, Adventurous_Judge493, GiborDesign, Masselein, GiborDesign, loonmaster2, WhataboutBombvoyage, sulldanivan, berkleysquare, , Careless_Spring_6764, Decent_Sky8237, GiborDesign, Dependent_Area7330, Da-P0rt-R1c, libertydan, Dependent_Area7330, in_kent
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What has four legs is big, green, fuzzy and if it fell out of a tree would kill you a pool table.
What do you call a magician who loses his magic? Ian?
I'm not saying I'm attractive. I'm not saying I'm attractive, but when I get naked in the bathroom, I turned the shower on.
I don't like it when people make jokes about banks and bankers, so can we please stop and just leave them alone?
Redheads are like North Korea. They both have no soul.
The demolition industry has been experiencing very slow growth over the last ten years, but sooner or later it's going to explode.
Going to this sport competition in France really was a bad experience. I absolutely hate to lose.
Anybody need an arc because I know a guy.
How many times has Dracula wandered off by himself? I've lost count.
Where does Harry Potter hide his gym equipment and waits behind the deumble door?
What happens when a microscope crashes into a telescope? The kaleidoscope hanging there for more laughs and groans after this quick announcement.
Why do melons have weddings? They cataloge.
Did you know that baby docks owns aren't called puppies, They're called cocktail wieners.
Not everything in this world is bad. For example, the sun is a highlight.
Why don't secret agents trust stirs because they're always up to something?
I was going to make a joke about herbs and fish bite, but it's not the time nor the place.
I hope I die peacefully in my like my grandfather, not screaming in terror like the passengers in his car.
What do you call a factory that makes good products satisfactory?
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