Daily Dad JokesWhy Was the Rap Festival Postponed? (+ 18 more dad jokes!)
Daily Dad Jokes (26 Mar 2025)
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A pirate got his lost hand replaced with a cheap metal prosthetic. Now all the other pirates call him crap tin hook.
What's the difference between oral and rectal thermometer? The taste?
There's a big sale at the Lego store. People are lined up for blocks.
My wife asked me why was I blushing so hard when I came back inside. I told her I just saw the seasons changing.
My girlfriend is obsessed with perfectly tuning her guitar. I think she just craves attention.
What does skunk say at church? Let us spray?
What did the Defense secretary reply when more reporters wanted to be added to his signal chat room new phone? Who thies?
If you think it'll be quick and easy to weigh an elephant, think again, it's a large scale operation.
What's the grizzlies favorite amendment? The second? Because it's the right to bear arms.
Someone stole my diary and then passed away. My thoughts are with their family.
My neighbor alerted me that the water pump in my backyard was broken. I said, I know, I'm well aware.
What type of dogtails time I'll watch dog.
More groans coming upright? After the swift interlude. You're welcome to use any equipment you like to play your guitar take your pick.
Why was the Rap Festival postponed because there was a little wine in the forecast.
As much as I want to tell a joke about people who don't think the Earth is round, I'm afraid the joke would land flat.
Why did beef consumption increase in the MCU world after Tony Stark's final snap people were missing iron Man.
My bakery had a rapt They wanted to know who the breadwinner is?
What is a circuit produce when it's confused? A wh I'm Bob Jeffy.
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