Lance isn't a common name these days, but in medieval times people were named Lance a lot.

Lance isn't a common name these days, but in medieval times people were named Lance a lot.

What's the most patriarchal country in the world, Yemen.

What's the most patriarchal country in the world, Yemen.

I just realized that the word seven is even in it. That's odd.

I just realized that the word seven is even in it. That's odd.

I was flirting with a girl when she suddenly got a disgusted look on her face. She said, I'm a minor. I was shocked at your age. Isn't that a little dangerous?

I was flirting with a girl when she suddenly got a disgusted look on her face. She said, I'm a minor. I was shocked at your age. Isn't that a little dangerous?

Every morning I announced to my family that I'm going running, but then I don't go. It's a running joke.

Every morning I announced to my family that I'm going running, but then I don't go. It's a running joke.

I asked the librarian if the library had any books on paranoia. She whispered, they're right behind you.

I asked the librarian if the library had any books on paranoia. She whispered, they're right behind you.

Which US president was most laser like? Ronald Reagunn.

Which US president was most laser like? Ronald Reagunn.

What does a sergeant and jockstrap have in common? They both protect privates.

What does a sergeant and jockstrap have in common? They both protect privates.

There's a person to your left, a building in front of you, and a tree to your right. You're driving too fast and don't have anywhere else to turn. What do you hit the bricks?

There's a person to your left, a building in front of you, and a tree to your right. You're driving too fast and don't have anywhere else to turn. What do you hit the bricks?

What do you call a priest who becomes a lawyer a father in law?

What do you call a priest who becomes a lawyer a father in law?

First time I met my wife, I knew she came from a family of hot dogs, because look at those buns.

First time I met my wife, I knew she came from a family of hot dogs, because look at those buns.

What's the name of a guy who doesn't want to go into work. Colin just a moment away for more dad jokes. Right after this brief pause, which city has the most chops? Do buy? I'm beginning to realize that my jokes aren't landing as well anymore. I'm pretty sure it's a case of irony deficiency.

What's the name of a guy who doesn't want to go into work. Colin just a moment away for more dad jokes. Right after this brief pause, which city has the most chops? Do buy? I'm beginning to realize that my jokes aren't landing as well anymore. I'm pretty sure it's a case of irony deficiency.

All I want to do with my new three D printer is make an exact replica of my likeness, but I keep forgetting to buy enough filament. I guess I just got ahead of myself.

All I want to do with my new three D printer is make an exact replica of my likeness, but I keep forgetting to buy enough filament. I guess I just got ahead of myself.

Lawyers really take the fun out of everything. Even Santa comes with a clause.

Lawyers really take the fun out of everything. Even Santa comes with a clause.

My neighbor Janet tried to annoy me with bird puns, but two can play that game.

My neighbor Janet tried to annoy me with bird puns, but two can play that game.

What do you give to a man who is everything antibiotics? I'm Bob Jeffy.

What do you give to a man who is everything antibiotics? I'm Bob Jeffy.

And I'm Montgomery Jones.

And I'm Montgomery Jones.

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