Minnesota Long Snapper Andrew DePaola. Today is the last day on Earth. Everything you've ever wanted to know about power spanking. Originally aired Friday, November 13, 2026. 

Minnesota Long Snapper Andrew DePaola. Today is the last day on Earth. Everything you've ever wanted to know about power spanking. Originally aired Friday, November 13, 2026.&nbsp;

Bologna Pony

Drink your teeth off. Sometimes you have to bite a kid. Everything you've ever wanted to know about your robot pal. Originally aired Thursday, November 12, 2026. 

Drink your teeth off. Sometimes you have to bite a kid. Everything you've ever wanted to know about your robot pal. Originally aired Thursday, November 12, 2026.&nbsp;

You Slap Your Mama with That Poop Hand? 

Originally Aired November 11, 2026: Zach Johnson from ROGER UP in-studio. First talk of the season with MN Wild Marcus Foligno. Everything you've ever wanted to know about a SPAM purse. 

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Originally Aired November 11, 2026: Zach Johnson from ROGER UP in-studio. First talk of the season with MN Wild Marcus Foligno. Everything you've ever wanted to know about a SPAM purse.&nbsp;
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Happy Veterans Day!

Originally Aired November 10, 2026: Entertainer C. Willi Myles. Lamar Odom's penis just made $80,000. Everything you've ever wanted to know about pushing the bean.  

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Originally Aired November 10, 2026: Entertainer C. Willi Myles. Lamar Odom's penis just made $80,000. Everything you've ever wanted to know about pushing the bean. &nbsp;
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F Around and Find Out

Originally Aired November 9, 2026: Description: Face-Sitting Suffocation. Does this smell like beef stew? Everything you've ever wanted to know about your family stealing $12 million dollars from you. 

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Originally Aired November 9, 2026: Description: Face-Sitting Suffocation. Does this smell like beef stew? Everything you've ever wanted to know about your family stealing $12 million dollars from you.&nbsp;
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Full Contact Karaoke

Originally Aired November 6, 2026: Deer Hunting Opener. This is a safe place to share your feelings. Everything you've ever wanted to know about the Willmar Meth-copter.   

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Originally Aired November 6, 2026: Deer Hunting Opener. This is a safe place to share your feelings. Everything you've ever wanted to know about the Willmar Meth-copter. &nbsp;&nbsp;
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Sad Nipple Syndrome

Originally Aired November 5, 2026: How to save a buck at a grocery store. Movie night knife fight. Everything you've ever wanted to know about abandoning your baby to do knife stuff.   

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Originally Aired November 5, 2026: How to save a buck at a grocery store. Movie night knife fight. Everything you've ever wanted to know about abandoning your baby to do knife stuff. &nbsp;&nbsp;
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Tittelfitz

Originally Aired November 4, 2026: Riding dirty. This little piggy gives me a boner. Everything you've ever wanted to know about watching a movie for the first time... for a second time. 

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Originally Aired November 4, 2026: Riding dirty. This little piggy gives me a boner. Everything you've ever wanted to know about watching a movie for the first time... for a second time.&nbsp;
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Does an Ashley Poop in the Woods?

Originally Aired November 3, 2026: Entertainer C Willi Myles. Lil bit. Everything you've ever wanted to know about paying for tacos with tampons.

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Originally Aired November 3, 2026: Entertainer C Willi Myles. Lil bit. Everything you've ever wanted to know about paying for tacos with tampons.
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Meat Hammer

Originally Aired November 2, 2026: Wake me up, when November ends. Sleep tooting. Everything you've ever wanted to know about acquiesce. 

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Originally Aired November 2, 2026: Wake me up, when November ends. Sleep tooting. Everything you've ever wanted to know about acquiesce.&nbsp;
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Awkwa-Man

Josh, Nick, Dana & Ashley bring you the 93X Half-Assed Morning Show with your daily dose of stupid news, and Randy Shaver. Sponsored by Standard Heating and Air Conditioning.

Josh, Nick, Dana &amp; Ashley bring you the 93X Half-Assed Morning Show with your daily dose of stupid news, and Randy Shaver. Sponsored by Standard Heating and Air Conditioning.

93X Half-Assed Morning Show

Josh, Nick, Dana & Ashley bring you the 93X Half-Assed Morning Show with your daily dose of stupid news, and Randy Shaver. Powered by Standard Heating & Air Conditioning

Josh, Nick, Dana &amp; Ashley bring you the 93X Half-Assed Morning Show with your daily dose of stupid news, and Randy Shaver. Powered by Standard Heating &amp; Air Conditioning

93X Half-Assed Morning Show

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