The Voice of Minnesota North Stars Hockey
Originally Aired April 25, 2024: Alligator attacks! Memories about North Stars commentator Al Shaver. Everything you've ever wanted to know about your hot mom. Listen & subscribe to the show on Apple Podcasts, Spotify or Amazon Music. For more, visit https://www.93x.com/half-assed-morning-show/ F…
Girthmaster
Originally Aired April 24, 2024: If you're horny and you know it, clap your glands. Adult proms for adults. Everything you've ever wanted to know about "salmon sperm is the new fountain of youth" being the new fountain of youth. Listen & subscribe to the show on Apple Podcasts, Spotify or Amazon …
Dick N' Pecker
Originally Aired April 23, 2024: Minnesota Twins Ambassador Dick Bremer. Going to prom with KARE 11's Janel Klein. Everything you've ever wanted to know about Josh leaving for NIL money! Listen & subscribe to the show on Apple Podcasts, Spotify or Amazon Music. For more, visit https://www.93x.com…
The Safety Committee
Originally Aired April 22, 2024: Dr. P Jesus answers health questions. Teacher fight club. Everything you've ever wanted to know about blowing on hemorrhoids. Listen & subscribe to the show on Apple Podcasts, Spotify or Amazon Music. For more, visit https://www.93x.com/half-assed-morning-show/ F…
The Impregnator
Originally Aired April 19, 2024: Minnesota Vikings long snapper Andrew DePaola. How to tell if someone's a closet stoner. Everything you've ever wanted to know about sushi sword fights. Listen & subscribe to the show on Apple Podcasts, Spotify or Amazon Music. For more, visit https://www.93x.com/…
Falcon Cam
Originally Aired April 18, 2024: What cheaters would never cheat on? Weird things left behind in Ubers? Everything you've ever wanted to know about burning calories while larping. Listen & subscribe to the show on Apple Podcasts, Spotify or Amazon Music. For more, visit https://www.93x.com/half-a…
100 Percent Wood
Originally Aired April 17, 2024: Horrible bosses. Robbing lost in translation. Everything you've ever wanted to know about Bill Nye the Octopi! Listen & subscribe to the show on Apple Podcasts, Spotify or Amazon Music. For more, visit https://www.93x.com/half-assed-morning-show/ Follow the Half-As…
Intergluteal Cleft
Originally Aired April 16, 2024: Minnesota Twins Ambassador Dick Bremer. KARE 11's Janel Klein. Everything you've ever wanted to know about sleeping "too hard." Listen & subscribe to the show on Apple Podcasts, Spotify or Amazon Music. For more, visit https://www.93x.com/half-assed-morning-show/ F…
Yu-Gi-BO!
Originally Aired April 15, 2024: The future of whacking it is here! Great lengths people went through to get laid. Everything you've ever wanted to know about luxury vibrators. Listen & subscribe to the show on Apple Podcasts, Spotify or Amazon Music. For more, visit https://www.93x.com/half-ass…
The Juice Expired
Originally Aired April 12, 2024: Criminal Defense Attorney Ryan Pacyga. Dad Fights 165: David Letterman Turns 77 Edition. Everything you've ever wanted to know about birds that sound like police cars. Listen & subscribe to the show on Apple Podcasts, Spotify or Amazon Music. For more, visit https…