All Flash, No Cash
Originally Aired November 21, 2024: Veterinarian Dr. Andrea answers pet questions. KFC for Christmas. Everything you've ever wanted to know about holiday family violence. Listen & subscribe to the show on Apple Podcasts, Spotify or Amazon Music. For more, visit https://www.93x.com/half-assed-morn…
TreeDix
Originally Aired November 20, 2024: Minnesota Wild's Marcus Foligno. GladiaDORKS! Everything you've ever wanted to know about the lily pad. Listen & subscribe to the show on Apple Podcasts, Spotify or Amazon Music. For more, visit https://www.93x.com/half-assed-morning-show/ Follow the Half-Assed …
Fart Chart
Originally Aired November 19, 2024: The return of KARE 11's Janel Klein. Significant others wiener milage? Everything you've ever wanted to know about baked bean-flavored pop-tarts. Listen & subscribe to the show on Apple Podcasts, Spotify or Amazon Music. For more, visit https://www.93x.com/half…
Winter Penis
Originally Aired November 18, 2024: How to win free concert tickets for a year! It's okay because it's New York. Everything you've ever wanted to know about testicular terror. Listen & subscribe to the show on Apple Podcasts, Spotify or Amazon Music. For more, visit https://www.93x.com/half-assed…
Twisted Sister Humper
Originally Aired November 15, 2024: Vikings long snapper Andrew DePaola. Who Dis?!?! Everything you've ever wanted to know about the gum wall. Listen & subscribe to the show on Apple Podcasts, Spotify or Amazon Music. For more, visit https://www.93x.com/half-assed-morning-show/ Follow the Half-As…
Shrub-Marine
Originally Aired November 14, 2024: Entertainer C Willi Myles. North Stars nostalgia. Everything you've ever wanted to know about the hotdog girl. Listen & subscribe to the show on Apple Podcasts, Spotify or Amazon Music. For more, visit https://www.93x.com/half-assed-morning-show/ Follow the Hal…
Cop vs. Firefighter Rivalry
An assistant fire chief of Massachusetts was arrested for stealing Pokémon cards. The most embarrassing part of the story is that all the cops who arrested him knew who he was!
Sleep Slut
Originally Aired November 13, 2024: Former Minnesota Wild star Zach Parise. Your mom really knows how to party. Everything you've ever wanted to know about pound for pound the finest morning show in town. Listen & subscribe to the show on Apple Podcasts, Spotify or Amazon Music. For more, visit ht…
Flying Lingerie
Originally Aired November 12, 2024: Punching Aaron Rodgers in the face. Popular trends you may not care about. Everything you've ever wanted to know about the skillet. Listen & subscribe to the show on Apple Podcasts, Spotify or Amazon Music. For more, visit https://www.93x.com/half-assed-morning…
Urine Feet
Originally Aired November 11, 2024: Dr. P Jesus answers health questions. Minivan made of mice. Everything you've ever wanted to know about center stall poopin'. Listen & subscribe to the show on Apple Podcasts, Spotify or Amazon Music. For more, visit https://www.93x.com/half-assed-morning-show/…