

Tongue Rubber
Originally Aired February 27, 2026: MN State Patrol in studio. Boozy bird. Everything you wanna know about the burden of being hot. Listen & subscribe to the show on Apple Podcasts, Spotify or Amazon Music. For more, visit https://www.93x.com/half-assed-morning-show/ Follow the Half-Assed Morning…

Is That a Real B-Hole?
Originally Aired February 26, 2026: Veterinarian Doctor Andrea answers pet questions. PB4WEGO. Everything you wanna know about the lice lady. Listen & subscribe to the show on Apple Podcasts, Spotify or Amazon Music. For more, visit https://www.93x.com/half-assed-morning-show/ Follow the Half-Asse…

Joth the Goth
Originally Aired February 25, 2026: How to save a (bird's) life. Nuts and nipples. Everything you wanna know about picking up dog poop with your hands. Listen & subscribe to the show on Apple Podcasts, Spotify or Amazon Music. For more, visit https://www.93x.com/half-assed-morning-show/ Follow the…

Spite Corpse
Originally Aired February 24, 2026: Year of the crack. Global Bartender Day. Everything you wanna know about getting weird with roadkill. Listen & subscribe to the show on Apple Podcasts, Spotify or Amazon Music. For more, visit https://www.93x.com/half-assed-morning-show/ Follow the Half-Assed …

The People in the Woods...
Originally Aired February 23, 2026: Dr. P answers medical questions. Demon mirrors. Everything you wanna know about mall walking. Listen & subscribe to the show on Apple Podcasts, Spotify or Amazon Music. For more, visit https://www.93x.com/half-assed-morning-show/ Follow the Half-Assed Morning S…

Shirtless Hillbilly Olympic Update
Originally Aired February 20, 2026: What Canada has on US. Triple dick. Everything you wanna know about finding a dragon in the desert. Listen & subscribe to the show on Apple Podcasts, Spotify or Amazon Music. For more, visit https://www.93x.com/half-assed-morning-show/ Follow the Half-Assed Morn…

"Stroke" and Seizure
Originally Aired February 19, 2026: Pickle assault. How you get a DUI while sober. Everything you wanna know about getting "caught" masturbating. Listen & subscribe to the show on Apple Podcasts, Spotify or Amazon Music. For more, visit https://www.93x.com/half-assed-morning-show/ Follow the Half-…

Golden Jaw
Originally Aired February 18, 2026: Minnesota Wild forward Marcus Foligno. That girl's a Hoover. Everything you wanna know about vagina boobs. Listen & subscribe to the show on Apple Podcasts, Spotify or Amazon Music. For more, visit https://www.93x.com/half-assed-morning-show/ Follow the Half-Ass…

Hot Fappuccino
Originally Aired February 17, 2026: "Sting" operation. Pantie stealing cat. Everything you wanna know about a getaway donkey. Listen & subscribe to the show on Apple Podcasts, Spotify or Amazon Music. For more, visit https://www.93x.com/half-assed-morning-show/ Follow the Half-Assed Morning Show: …

("Best Of"): Frozen Puke, Bruised Coccyx
The Best of the Half-Assed Morning Show. Listen & subscribe to the show on Apple Podcasts, Spotify or Amazon Music. For more, visit https://www.93x.com/half-assed-morning-show/ Follow the Half-Assed Morning Show: Twitter/X: @93XHAMS Facebook: @93XHAMS Instagram: @93XHAMS Email the show: HAMS93X@g…