

High Stakes Monkey Poker
Originally Aired June 15, 2026: Doctor P answers medical questions. Having sex in the back of a cop car . Everything you wanna know about getting Bum Bum Cream on your face. Listen & subscribe to the show on Apple Podcasts, Spotify or Amazon Music. For more, visit https://www.93x.com/half-assed-mo…

Ultimate Testicular Destruction
Originally Aired June 12, 2026: Cheater cheater, not a cake eater. Friendly fire. Everything you wanna know about turning hot dogs into hot logs. Listen & subscribe to the show on Apple Podcasts, Spotify or Amazon Music. For more, visit https://www.93x.com/half-assed-morning-show/ Follow the Half-…

I Just Wanna Jacket, Bro
Originally Aired June 11, 2026: Fla-Bong-Go. It's like stealing French fries from a baby. Everything you wanna know about the British sex boat! Listen & subscribe to the show on Apple Podcasts, Spotify or Amazon Music. For more, visit https://www.93x.com/half-assed-morning-show/ Follow the Half-As…

Nick is Ugly
Originally Aired June 10, 2026: What the hot people are watching. DYN-O-MITE! Everything you wanna know about destructive children. Listen & subscribe to the show on Apple Podcasts, Spotify or Amazon Music. For more, visit https://www.93x.com/half-assed-morning-show/ Follow the Half-Assed Morning…

Too Broke to Dream
Originally Aired June 9, 2026: Dead body beer. Butter run. Everything you wanna know about Natlaie Starboardman. Listen & subscribe to the show on Apple Podcasts, Spotify or Amazon Music. For more, visit https://www.93x.com/half-assed-morning-show/ Follow the Half-Assed Morning Show: Twitter/X:…

Robot Roundhouse
The very VISIBLE invisible man. Josh likes big bites and he cannot lie. Everything you wanna know about famous people playing real life superheroes. Originally aired June 8, 2026.

Quid Pro Quo Hawk
Originally Aired June 5, 2026: Double creampies. Parasite pasta. Everything you wanna know about screw worms. Listen & subscribe to the show on Apple Podcasts, Spotify or Amazon Music. For more, visit https://www.93x.com/half-assed-morning-show/ Follow the Half-Assed Morning Show: Twitter/X: @93…

Like a Fart in the Shower
Originally Aired June 4, 2026: Veterinarian Doctor Andrea answers pet questions. The bees are watching you. Everything you wanna know about emotional boners. Listen & subscribe to the show on Apple Podcasts, Spotify or Amazon Music. For more, visit https://www.93x.com/half-assed-morning-show/ Fo…

93XXX
Originally Aired June 3, 2026: 20 pounds of duck sausage. We're here to save Tom Cruise. Everything you wanna know about listeners favorite porn stars. Listen & subscribe to the show on Apple Podcasts, Spotify or Amazon Music. For more, visit https://www.93x.com/half-assed-morning-show/ Follow th…

Foot Juice
Originally Aired June 2, 2026: Ashley's filthy little mouth. The Girl That Stabs the Horses. Everything you've ever wanted to know about finding a finger in your orange juice. Listen & subscribe to the show on Apple Podcasts, Spotify or Amazon Music. For more, visit https://www.93x.com/half-assed…