
93X Half-Assed Morning Show
Josh, Nick, Dana & Ashley bring you the 93X Half-Assed Morning Show with your daily dose of stupid news, and Randy Shaver. Powered by Standard Heating & Air ConditioningSocial links:
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Bologna Pony
Minnesota Long Snapper Andrew DePaola. Today is the last day on Earth. Everything you've ever wanted to know about power spanking. Originally aired Friday, November 13, 2026.
2:24:44
You Slap Your Mama with That Poop Hand?
Drink your teeth off. Sometimes you have to bite a kid. Everything you've ever wanted to know about your robot pal. Originally aired Thursday, November 12, 2026.
2:21:12
Happy Veterans Day!
Originally Aired November 11, 2026: Zach Johnson from ROGER UP in-studio. First talk of the season with MN Wild Marcus Foligno. Everything you've ever wanted to know about a SPAM purse. Listen & subscribe to the show on the 93X app, Apple Podcasts, Spotify or wherever you get your podcasts. Text …
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F Around and Find Out
Originally Aired November 10, 2026: Entertainer C. Willi Myles. Lamar Odom's penis just made $80,000. Everything you've ever wanted to know about pushing the bean. Listen & subscribe to the show on the 93X app, Apple Podcasts, Spotify or wherever you get your podcasts. Text the show at 651-551-9…
2:23:10
Full Contact Karaoke
Originally Aired November 9, 2026: Description: Face-Sitting Suffocation. Does this smell like beef stew? Everything you've ever wanted to know about your family stealing $12 million dollars from you. Listen & subscribe to the show on the 93X app, Apple Podcasts, Spotify or wherever you get your …
2:15:45
Sad Nipple Syndrome
Originally Aired November 6, 2026: Deer Hunting Opener. This is a safe place to share your feelings. Everything you've ever wanted to know about the Willmar Meth-copter. Listen & subscribe to the show on the 93X app, Apple Podcasts, Spotify or wherever you get your podcasts. Text the show at 65…
2:21:23
Tittelfitz
Originally Aired November 5, 2026: How to save a buck at a grocery store. Movie night knife fight. Everything you've ever wanted to know about abandoning your baby to do knife stuff. Listen & subscribe to the show on the 93X app, Apple Podcasts, Spotify or wherever you get your podcasts. Text t…
2:22:18
Does an Ashley Poop in the Woods?
Originally Aired November 4, 2026: Riding dirty. This little piggy gives me a boner. Everything you've ever wanted to know about watching a movie for the first time... for a second time. Listen & subscribe to the show on the 93X app, Apple Podcasts, Spotify or wherever you get your podcasts. Text…
2:23:30
Meat Hammer
Originally Aired November 3, 2026: Entertainer C Willi Myles. Lil bit. Everything you've ever wanted to know about paying for tacos with tampons. Listen & subscribe to the show on the 93X app, Apple Podcasts, Spotify or wherever you get your podcasts. Text the show at 651-551-9393. For more, visit…
2:24:38
Awkwa-Man!
Josh is ready to join the other super heroes in Duluth!
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