

Remembering 9/11 After 25 Years
Originally Aired September 11, 2026: First chat of the season with MN Vikings Long Snapper Andrew DePaola. Half-Assed Morning Flow. Everything you've ever wanted to know about the friendliest eel in Bangladesh. Listen & subscribe to the show on Apple Podcasts, Spotify or Amazon Music. For more, …

Man VS Chimpanzee FIGHT TO THE DEATH
Originally Aired September 10, 2026: Veterinarian Doctor Andrea answers pet questions. Drug dealer diary. Everything you've ever wanted to know about dogs that are bred to fight testicles. Listen & subscribe to the show on Apple Podcasts, Spotify or Amazon Music. For more, visit https://www.93…

Motel 69
Originally Aired September 9, 2026: Pee mountain. Killer Dick. Everything you've ever wanted to know about the orgy dome. Listen & subscribe to the show on Apple Podcasts, Spotify or Amazon Music. For more, visit https://www.93x.com/half-assed-morning-show/ Follow the Half-Assed Morning Show: T…

The Kreme Mobil
Originally Aired September 8, 2026: World Class Entertainer C. Willi Myles. A police officer who had no i-deer. Everything you've ever wanted to know about getting abandoned on Mount Fyoo-ji. Listen & subscribe to the show on Apple Podcasts, Spotify or Amazon Music. For more, visit https://www.9…

("Best Of"): Jerkwads vs. Buttlords
The Best of the Half-Assed Morning Show. Listen & subscribe to the show on Apple Podcasts, Spotify or Amazon Music. For more, visit https://www.93x.com/half-assed-morning-show/ Follow the Half-Assed Morning Show: Twitter/X: @93XHAMS Facebook: @93XHAMS Instagram: @93XHAMS Email the show: HAMS93X@g…

We Got the Beaks
Originally Aired September 4, 2026: Fainting vs passing out. It feels good, doesn't it? Everything you've ever wanted to know about Roger Up! Listen & subscribe to the show on Apple Podcasts, Spotify or Amazon Music. For more, visit https://www.93x.com/half-assed-morning-show/ Follow the Half-As…

Jaugust
Originally Aired September 3, 2026: Crooked Jess being crooked. No dry humping in football. Everything you've ever wanted to know about gluing your penis shut. Listen & subscribe to the show on Apple Podcasts, Spotify or Amazon Music. For more, visit https://www.93x.com/half-assed-morning-show/ …

Wee Wee Peen Way
Originally Aired September 2, 2026: Scratch and sniff...minus the scratch. Otters...still shady. Everything you've ever wanted to know about your out of control youth football coach. Listen & subscribe to the show on Apple Podcasts, Spotify or Amazon Music. For more, visit https://www.93x.com/ha…

I'm Sexy and I Know It
Originally Aired September 1, 2026: World Class Entertainer C. Willi Myles. Ideal pallbearer positions. Everything you've ever wanted to know about the shadiest person you know... ya know? Listen & subscribe to the show on Apple Podcasts, Spotify or Amazon Music. For more, visit https://www.93x.c…

Boob-Weiser
Originally Aired August 31, 2026: DoorFlash. You kiss your mother with that mouth... in front of your classmates?! Everything you've ever wanted to know about stealing over 1,000 cases of beer. Listen & subscribe to the show on Apple Podcasts, Spotify or Amazon Music. For more, visit https://www.…