Beet Juice
Originally Aired April 24, 2025: Minnesota Wild Forward Marcus Foligno. Anti-violence rally turns violent. Everything you wanna know about unhinged sports parents. Listen & subscribe to the show on Apple Podcasts, Spotify or Amazon Music. For more, visit https://www.93x.com/half-assed-morning-show…
Ha Ha Ha Ha HA!!!!
Originally Aired April 23, 2025: It might as well be a bullseye. The creepiest set of twins on planet earth. Everything you wanna know about behaviors that should be labeled as a mental illness. Listen & subscribe to the show on Apple Podcasts, Spotify or Amazon Music. For more, visit https://www…
OHHH YEAH!!
Originally Aired April 22, 2025: Former MLB All-Star Glen Perkins. Comedian C. Willi Myles. Everything you wanna know about being kicked out of concerts and ball games. Listen & subscribe to the show on Apple Podcasts, Spotify or Amazon Music. For more, visit https://www.93x.com/half-assed-morning…
Sass Tax
Dr. P Jesus answers medical questions from The Brother/Sisterhood. Vigilante Jones. Everything you wanna know about speed vacuuming. The 93X Half-Assed Morning Show - Originally aired Monday, April 21, 2025.
Pee Spree
Originally Aired April 18, 2025: Stealing from a dead man. Easter eggs in your grandma's vibrator drawer. Everything you wanna know about the longest minute of your life. Listen & subscribe to the show on Apple Podcasts, Spotify or Amazon Music. For more, visit https://www.93x.com/half-assed-mor…
Take a Chill Pill, Bruh!
Originally Aired April 17, 2025: KARE 11's Janel Klein in-studio. Dana checked out Janel's package. Everything you wanna know about what sounds easy, but isn't. Listen & subscribe to the show on Apple Podcasts, Spotify or Amazon Music. For more, visit https://www.93x.com/half-assed-morning-show/ …
Welcome to Penisville
Originally Aired April 16, 2025: Veterinarian Doctor Andrea answers pet questions. Driveway pirates. Everything you wanna know about bone-nerds. Listen & subscribe to the show on Apple Podcasts, Spotify or Amazon Music. For more, visit https://www.93x.com/half-assed-morning-show/ Follow the Half-…
Spermatozoa 500
Originally Aired April 15, 2025: Former MLB All-Star Glen Perkins. Comedian C. Willi Myles. Everything you wanna know about the movie quotes that have defined generations. Listen & subscribe to the show on Apple Podcasts, Spotify or Amazon Music. For more, visit https://www.93x.com/half-assed-mor…
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Originally Aired April 14, 2025: HAMS action figures. Huffing dirty socks. Everything you wanna know about wiener juice. Listen & subscribe to the show on Apple Podcasts, Spotify or Amazon Music. For more, visit https://www.93x.com/half-assed-morning-show/ Follow the Half-Assed Morning Show: Twit…
Moon Poo
Originally Aired April 11, 2025: Things 93X listeners would trade their kids for. Kawasaki Clown. Everything you ever wanna know about "totally super freaking out." Listen & subscribe to the show on Apple Podcasts, Spotify or Amazon Music. For more, visit https://www.93x.com/half-assed-morning-sh…