93X Half-Assed Morning Show

Playlist by 93X Half-Assed Morning ShowJosh, Nick, Dana and Ashley bring you the 93X Half-Assed Morning Show with your daily dose of stupid news and sports with Randy Shaver. Sponsored by Standard Heating and Air Conditioning.

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That's a Lot of Big Macs
Originally Aired March 18, 2025: KARE 11's Janel Klein. National Awkward Day. Everything you wanna know about selling human toes. Listen & subscribe to the show on Apple Podcasts, Spotify or Amazon Music. For more, visit https://www.93x.com/half-assed-morning-show/ Follow the Half-Assed Morning Sh…
2:22:32
Giant Beavers
Originally Aired March 17, 2025: Monkey break-ins. Stolen lap dances. Everything you wanna know about where people have gotten their asses kicked. Listen & subscribe to the show on Apple Podcasts, Spotify or Amazon Music. For more, visit https://www.93x.com/half-assed-morning-show/ Follow the Hal…
2:25:00
Numb Nuts
Originally Aired March 14, 2025: Would you keep it if it had poop on it? Who put the pee in your hot pot? Everything you wanna know about gym orgasms. Listen & subscribe to the show on Apple Podcasts, Spotify or Amazon Music. For more, visit https://www.93x.com/half-assed-morning-show/ Follow the…
2:27:41
Beware of the Box Demon
Originally Aired March 13, 2025: I like turtles... in my pants. These boobs are the best kind of boobs. Everything you wanna know about fighting a mascot. Listen & subscribe to the show on Apple Podcasts, Spotify or Amazon Music. For more, visit https://www.93x.com/half-assed-morning-show/ Follow…
2:24:15
The Real Teen Wolf
Originally Aired March 12, 2025: Minnesota Wild's Marcus Foligno. Popular wedding trends. Everything you wanna know about being banned from playgrounds. Listen & subscribe to the show on Apple Podcasts, Spotify or Amazon Music. For more, visit https://www.93x.com/half-assed-morning-show/ Follow t…
2:25:43
Meat-iversary
Originally Aired March 11, 2025: KARE 11's Janel Klein. Globe of Death. Everything you wanna know about phrases your old man loved to say. Listen & subscribe to the show on Apple Podcasts, Spotify or Amazon Music. For more, visit https://www.93x.com/half-assed-morning-show/ Follow the Half-Assed M…
2:27:05
National Nap Day
Originally Aired March 10, 2025: Doctor P Jesus answers medical questions from The Brother/Sisterhood. Everybody at the bar is watching your sex tape. Everything you wanna know about how picking your nose can be deadly. Listen & subscribe to the show on Apple Podcasts, Spotify or Amazon Music. Fo…
2:26:53
Naked on a Plane
Originally Aired March 7, 2025: An OnlyFans model is trying to have sex with your grandpa. Porn horror stories. Everything you wanna know about how to ruin a date in 10 seconds. Listen & subscribe to the show on Apple Podcasts, Spotify or Amazon Music. For more, visit https://www.93x.com/half-ass…
2:28:13
$15,000 Orgasm Camp
Originally Aired March 6, 2025: Live in-studio examination by Veterinary Doctor Andrea. The next step would be, don't EVER put your hands on a pregnant woman's food. Everything you wanna know about there being feces in the studio. Listen & subscribe to the show on Apple Podcasts, Spotify or Amazo…
2:26:32
Meat Sequel
Originally Aired March 5, 2025: Your baby daddy's hotter new girlfriend. Where there's a will... there's a way. Everything you wanna know about nightmare in-laws. Listen & subscribe to the show on Apple Podcasts, Spotify or Amazon Music. For more, visit https://www.93x.com/half-assed-morning-show/…
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