Minnesota Long Snapper Andrew DePaola. Today is the last day on Earth. Everything you've ever wanted to know about power spanking. Originally aired Friday, November 13, 2026. 

Minnesota Long Snapper Andrew DePaola. Today is the last day on Earth. Everything you've ever wanted to know about power spanking. Originally aired Friday, November 13, 2026.&nbsp;

Josh, Nick, Dana & Ashley bring you the 93X Half-Assed Morning Show with your daily dose of stupid news, and Randy Shaver. Sponsored by Standard Heating and Air Conditioning.

Josh, Nick, Dana &amp; Ashley bring you the 93X Half-Assed Morning Show with your daily dose of stupid news, and Randy Shaver. Sponsored by Standard Heating and Air Conditioning.

93X Half-Assed Morning Show

Josh, Nick, Dana & Ashley bring you the 93X Half-Assed Morning Show with your daily dose of stupid news, and Randy Shaver. Powered by Standard Heating & Air Conditioning

Josh, Nick, Dana &amp; Ashley bring you the 93X Half-Assed Morning Show with your daily dose of stupid news, and Randy Shaver. Powered by Standard Heating &amp; Air Conditioning

Bologna Pony

Drink your teeth off. Sometimes you have to bite a kid. Everything you've ever wanted to know about your robot pal. Originally aired Thursday, November 12, 2026. 

Drink your teeth off. Sometimes you have to bite a kid. Everything you've ever wanted to know about your robot pal. Originally aired Thursday, November 12, 2026.&nbsp;

You Slap Your Mama with That Poop Hand? 

Originally Aired November 11, 2026: Zach Johnson from ROGER UP in-studio. First talk of the season with MN Wild Marcus Foligno. Everything you've ever wanted to know about a SPAM purse. 

Listen & subscribe to the show on the 93X app, Apple Podcasts, Spotify or wherever you get your podcasts. Text the show at 651-551-9393. For more, visit https://www.93x.com/half-assed-morning-show/ 

Originally Aired November 11, 2026: Zach Johnson from ROGER UP in-studio. First talk of the season with MN Wild Marcus Foligno. Everything you've ever wanted to know about a SPAM purse.&nbsp;
Listen &amp; subscribe to the show on the 93X app, Apple Podcasts, Spotify or wherever you get your podcasts. Text the show at 651-551-9393. For more, visit <a href="https://www.93x.com/half-assed-morning-show/">https://www.93x.com/half-assed-morning-show/</a>&nbsp;

Happy Veterans Day!

Originally Aired November 10, 2026: Entertainer C. Willi Myles. Lamar Odom's penis just made $80,000. Everything you've ever wanted to know about pushing the bean.  

Listen & subscribe to the show on the 93X app, Apple Podcasts, Spotify or wherever you get your podcasts. Text the show at 651-551-9393. For more, visit https://www.93x.com/half-assed-morning-show/ 

Originally Aired November 10, 2026: Entertainer C. Willi Myles. Lamar Odom's penis just made $80,000. Everything you've ever wanted to know about pushing the bean. &nbsp;
Listen &amp; subscribe to the show on the 93X app, Apple Podcasts, Spotify or wherever you get your podcasts. Text the show at 651-551-9393. For more, visit <a href="https://www.93x.com/half-assed-morning-show/">https://www.93x.com/half-assed-morning-show/</a>&nbsp;

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