A wildly specific phone call, one strange request, and a pet parrot that may or may not be welcome. It’s pointless, awkward, and exactly the kind of time-wasting we love.

A wildly specific phone call, one strange request, and a pet parrot that may or may not be welcome. It&rsquo;s pointless, awkward, and exactly the kind of time-wasting we love.

The weekend’s early morning hotspot for early birds, late partiers and night shift workers! News from SA and abroad, along with engaging chats, features, advice and games related to the life situations that we all encounter from what happens at jols that frustrates you, to relationships and heartbreak, to buying an apartment and more  with a good dose of fun (and FUNNY) in the mix!

The weekend’s early morning hotspot for early birds, late partiers and night shift workers! News from SA and abroad, along with engaging chats, features, advice and games related to the life situations that we all encounter from what happens at jols that frustrates you, to relationships and heartbreak, to buying an apartment and more  with a good dose of fun (and FUNNY) in the mix!

5 Weekend Early Mornings on 5FM

Waste Your Time Phone Line is a prank-call style comedy segment where we phone completely random businesses with absurd requests, just to see how long the conversation can go before everyone gets confused. From asking a graphic designer to make a breakup billboard to calling a strip club to ask if they sell bananas or cherries, the whole point is pointless, awkward, and funny.

Waste Your Time Phone Line is a prank-call style comedy segment where we phone completely random businesses with absurd requests, just to see how long the conversation can go before everyone gets confused. From asking a graphic designer to make a breakup billboard to calling a strip club to ask if they sell bananas or cherries, the whole point is pointless, awkward, and funny.

Waste Your Time Phone Line

5 Weekend Early Mornings

Waste Your Time Phone Line: Pet Parrot

There are South Africans who’d never EVER consider becoming an All Black rugby supporter, so we begged them…

There are South Africans who&rsquo;d never EVER consider becoming an All Black rugby supporter, so we begged them&hellip;

Waste Your Time Phone Line? Switch sides to the All Blacks??

The request a laser hair boutique would not expect...

The request a laser hair boutique would not expect...

Waste Your Time Phone Line: "Can I get my hair returned, please?"

On Friday you had a whole plan. The garage, the gym, the admin, that friend you keep not seeing. It's 4:42 on Sunday and the country confesses what it actually did instead.

On Friday you had a whole plan. The garage, the gym, the admin, that friend you keep not seeing. It's 4:42 on Sunday and the country confesses what it actually did instead.

Waste Your Time Phone Line: Pet Parrot

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