The request a laser hair boutique would not expect...

The request a laser hair boutique would not expect...

The weekend’s early morning hotspot for early birds, late partiers and night shift workers! News from SA and abroad, along with engaging chats, features, advice and games related to the life situations that we all encounter from what happens at jols that frustrates you, to relationships and heartbreak, to buying an apartment and more  with a good dose of fun (and FUNNY) in the mix!

The weekend’s early morning hotspot for early birds, late partiers and night shift workers! News from SA and abroad, along with engaging chats, features, advice and games related to the life situations that we all encounter from what happens at jols that frustrates you, to relationships and heartbreak, to buying an apartment and more  with a good dose of fun (and FUNNY) in the mix!

5 Weekend Early Mornings on 5FM

Waste Your Time Phone Line is a prank-call style comedy segment where we phone completely random businesses with absurd requests, just to see how long the conversation can go before everyone gets confused. From asking a graphic designer to make a breakup billboard to calling a strip club to ask if they sell bananas or cherries, the whole point is pointless, awkward, and funny.

Waste Your Time Phone Line is a prank-call style comedy segment where we phone completely random businesses with absurd requests, just to see how long the conversation can go before everyone gets confused. From asking a graphic designer to make a breakup billboard to calling a strip club to ask if they sell bananas or cherries, the whole point is pointless, awkward, and funny.

Waste Your Time Phone Line

5 Weekend Early Mornings

Waste Your Time Phone Line: "Can I get my hair returned, please?"

There are South Africans who’d never EVER consider becoming an All Black rugby supporter, so we begged them…

There are South Africans who&rsquo;d never EVER consider becoming an All Black rugby supporter, so we begged them&hellip;

Waste Your Time Phone Line? Switch sides to the All Blacks??

On Friday you had a whole plan. The garage, the gym, the admin, that friend you keep not seeing. It's 4:42 on Sunday and the country confesses what it actually did instead.

On Friday you had a whole plan. The garage, the gym, the admin, that friend you keep not seeing. It's 4:42 on Sunday and the country confesses what it actually did instead.

The Sunday Audit

In 2015 a woman sang a song about making crumble on a Casio balanced on an ironing board and walked out with a Golden Buzzer. Eleven years later it still refuses to die, so we gave it a South African rewrite.

In 2015 a woman sang a song about making crumble on a Casio balanced on an ironing board and walked out with a Golden Buzzer. Eleven years later it still refuses to die, so we gave it a South African rewrite.

Waste Your Time Phone Line: "Can I get my hair returned, please?"

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