

Waste Your Time Phone Line? Switch sides to the All Blacks??
There are South Africans who’d never EVER consider becoming an All Black rugby supporter, so we begged them…

Waste Your Time Phone Line: "Can I get my hair returned, please?"
The request a laser hair boutique would not expect...

The Sunday Audit
On Friday you had a whole plan. The garage, the gym, the admin, that friend you keep not seeing. It's 4:42 on Sunday and the country confesses what it actually did instead.

The Crumble Song Goes Local
In 2015 a woman sang a song about making crumble on a Casio balanced on an ironing board and walked out with a Golden Buzzer. Eleven years later it still refuses to die, so we gave it a South African rewrite.

"Clock it Comrades" - slip of the tongue goes viral
THIS HAD US FLOORED!

Blow J*B not blow wave, please!
A kind... polite... request to Mzanzi's hairdressers

The Number On Tom's Head
A number goes on Mtha's forehead, the entire country can see it, and he gets ten questions to work it out. He never asks the clean ones, which is exactly where this goes wrong.

Sista Botina! Our rude AI bot
Darling has an update from the All Blacks game

WASTE YOUR TIME PHONE LINE: Granny x Hannah Montana
O-O-O-yeaaaah!

Why do people exclusively communictae in stickers?
WhatsApp is moving 100 billion messages a day and a worrying number of them are a cartoon frog instead of an actual answer. Tom and Mtha come for the grown adults who communicate exclusively in stickers.