



Waste Your Time Phone Line? Switch sides to the All Blacks??
There are South Africans who’d never EVER consider becoming an All Black rugby supporter, so we begged them…

Waste Your Time Phone Line: "Can I get my hair returned, please?"
The request a laser hair boutique would not expect...

Blow J*B not blow wave, please!
A kind... polite... request to Mzanzi's hairdressers

WASTE YOUR TIME PHONE LINE: Granny x Hannah Montana
O-O-O-yeaaaah!

Waste your Time Phone Line: Lethu Drops Out
Lethu dropped out of uni and his mother was NOT HAPPY!

Waste Your Time Phone Line: Jaywalking
Can you arrest? Please!!!

Waste your Time Phone Line: Guess What? It Gets Worse
Tom calls his best friend and agrees with every ridiculous answer to “guess what?” One tiny lie quickly spirals into a completely unhinged story.

Waste Your Time Phone Line: Request for a breakup Cake
The Waste Your Time Phone Line is back with another beautifully pointless call. This time, the mission is simple: ask for cake that maybe goes against the bakers morals

Waste Your Time Phone Line: Pet Parrot
A wildly specific phone call, one strange request, and a pet parrot that may or may not be welcome. It’s pointless, awkward, and exactly the kind of time-wasting we love.

The Fake Job Interview From Hell
The Waste Your Time Phone Line is open, and this time Black Forest Bakery gets hit with the most ridiculous job interview ever. It starts awkward, gets worse, and ends exactly where it should: with someone getting very annoyed.