5 Weekend Early Mornings
Waste Your Time Phone Line
Playlist by 5 Weekend Early MorningsWaste Your Time Phone Line is a prank-call style comedy segment where we phone completely random businesses with absurd requests, just to see how long the conversation can go before everyone gets conf…12 clip(s) in playlist
Waste Your Time Phone Line: Pet Parrot
A wildly specific phone call, one strange request, and a pet parrot that may or may not be welcome. It’s pointless, awkward, and exactly the kind of time-wasting we love.
03:56
The Fake Job Interview From Hell
The Waste Your Time Phone Line is open, and this time Black Forest Bakery gets hit with the most ridiculous job interview ever. It starts awkward, gets worse, and ends exactly where it should: with someone getting very annoyed.
04:06
Waste your Time Phone Line: Can I Bring My Dog Zinky for a Nail Appointment?
Zinky the dog come in to get her nails done? What starts as a simple pet-grooming enquiry quickly becomes a mission in patience, confusion, and customer service survival. Will they take the booking, question everything, or realise far too late that their time has officially been wasted?
05:18
Waste Your Time Phone Line: Can you help me break up with my wife?
We asked a graphic designer to make an image to help Tom breka up with his "wife" - he didn't like the suggestion!
05:02
"Banana's or Cherries" - Waste Your time Phone Line: Strip Club Edition
We'd like to see if we can buy some interesting fruits from a strip club...
01:33
Waste your Time Phone Line: Booking for a Date in the Past
Our poor members of Mzanzi were violently unimpressed...
03:42
Waste your time Phone Line: Broken Heart
Can a doctors receptionist help fix Tom's broken heart?
03:31
Waste Your Time Phone Line: The "Peter" Shop
In this episode, they call a pizza shop and turn one simple conversation into complete confusion. Every answer gets twisted, every instruction gets misheard, and somehow the name “Peter” becomes the centre of the entire call.
03:54
Waste Your Time Phone Line: Lyric Mode
Tom and Mtha only speak in song lyrics. Every answer is dramatic, every sentence sounds suspiciously familiar, and the poor person on the other end has to figure out whether they are being helped, serenaded, or slowly losing their mind...
04:26
We break up Kiara and her boyfriend
Peace and not war strikes again❤️
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