



Waste Your Time Phone Line: Worst Hold Music Ever
We phoned a call centre, asked them to hold, then performed the most dreadful live hold music down the line. 5 Nation’s, whale noises and a our own rendition of “The Fox Song”, how long before they cracked?

Waste your Time Phone Line - Partner Break Up
Please could I kindly break up with my partner at your fine establishment

Waste your time Phone Line - Pregnancy Scare
DAD!!! I'm pregnant :)

Waste Your Time Phone Line? Switch sides to the All Blacks??
There are South Africans who’d never EVER consider becoming an All Black rugby supporter, so we begged them…

Waste Your Time Phone Line: "Can I get my hair returned, please?"
The request a laser hair boutique would not expect...

Blow J*B not blow wave, please!
A kind... polite... request to Mzanzi's hairdressers

WASTE YOUR TIME PHONE LINE: Granny x Hannah Montana
O-O-O-yeaaaah!

Waste your Time Phone Line: Lethu Drops Out
Lethu dropped out of uni and his mother was NOT HAPPY!

Waste Your Time Phone Line: Jaywalking
Can you arrest? Please!!!

Waste your Time Phone Line: Guess What? It Gets Worse
Tom calls his best friend and agrees with every ridiculous answer to “guess what?” One tiny lie quickly spirals into a completely unhinged story.