A kind... polite... request to Mzanzi's hairdressers

A kind... polite... request to Mzanzi's hairdressers

The weekend’s early morning hotspot for early birds, late partiers and night shift workers! News from SA and abroad, along with engaging chats, features, advice and games related to the life situations that we all encounter from what happens at jols that frustrates you, to relationships and heartbreak, to buying an apartment and more  with a good dose of fun (and FUNNY) in the mix!

The weekend’s early morning hotspot for early birds, late partiers and night shift workers! News from SA and abroad, along with engaging chats, features, advice and games related to the life situations that we all encounter from what happens at jols that frustrates you, to relationships and heartbreak, to buying an apartment and more  with a good dose of fun (and FUNNY) in the mix!

5 Weekend Early Mornings on 5FM

Waste Your Time Phone Line is a prank-call style comedy segment where we phone completely random businesses with absurd requests, just to see how long the conversation can go before everyone gets confused. From asking a graphic designer to make a breakup billboard to calling a strip club to ask if they sell bananas or cherries, the whole point is pointless, awkward, and funny.

Waste Your Time Phone Line is a prank-call style comedy segment where we phone completely random businesses with absurd requests, just to see how long the conversation can go before everyone gets confused. From asking a graphic designer to make a breakup billboard to calling a strip club to ask if they sell bananas or cherries, the whole point is pointless, awkward, and funny.

Waste Your Time Phone Line

5 Weekend Early Mornings

Blow J*B not blow wave, please!

We phoned a call centre, asked them to hold, then performed the most dreadful live hold music down the line. 5 Nation’s, whale noises and a our own rendition of “The Fox Song”, how long before they cracked?

We phoned a call centre, asked them to hold, then performed the most dreadful live hold music down the line. 5 Nation&rsquo;s, whale noises and a our own rendition of &ldquo;The Fox Song&rdquo;, how long before they cracked?

Waste Your Time Phone Line: Worst Hold Music Ever

Someone knocks while you're in the bathroom. Do you say 'Occupied', cough, whistle or just go silent? We tested the options in the SABC toilets.

Someone knocks while you're in the bathroom. Do you say 'Occupied', cough, whistle or just go silent? We tested the options in the SABC toilets.

Who's Knocking? The Bathroom Phrase Experiment

Eish guys... you know the story by now

Blow J*B not blow wave, please!

Waste Your Time Phone Line

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