Stephen King's gigantic, beloved fantasy saga THE DARK TOWER is brought to life in this short and utterly baffling movie! Idris Elba plays the gunslinger, a man who loved guns just as much as he hates the Man In Black. Matthew McConaughey plays the Man In Black, who hates the gun slinger just as much as he loves shooting kid brains at a weird tower so that it's protective umbrella will fall. Also there's a kid from New York with a dead dad and a dimensional portal run on a dial up modem and a demon made out of wood chips.

Stephen King's gigantic, beloved fantasy saga THE DARK TOWER is brought to life in this short and utterly baffling movie! Idris Elba plays the gunslinger, a man who loved guns just as much as he hates the Man In Black. Matthew McConaughey plays the Man In Black, who hates the gun slinger just as much as he loves shooting kid brains at a weird tower so that it's protective umbrella will fall. Also there's a kid from New York with a dead dad and a dimensional portal run on a dial up modem and a demon made out of wood chips.

Nic Sampson and Joseph Moore love movies. That's why this podcast is going to ruin them; Every week the boys will attend the biggest movie release of the week. Then, at the halfway mark, they must leave the film. It's a review of the first half of the film and a guess at what happens in the second!

Two film fans see the latest blockbuster and then are forced to leave halfway through. Every. Time.

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NZ comedians Nic Sampson and Joseph Moore see exactly one half of the latest blockbuster movie. Then, they must walk out. The pair review the half of the film they've seen and then attempt to guess at what happens in the concluding half.

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'Utterly baffling' - Nic and Joe describing Dark Tower

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Half of THE PREDATOR: The Predator is back to kick some ass on Earth! But this time he's without his signature 'hat' and 'armband', and to make matters worse there's another more conservative dog-loving predator out to get him! What a day! All this, a ton of bad jokes, and James Cromwell starts a new but expected career!

Half of THE PREDATOR: The Predator is back to kick some ass on Earth! But this time he's without his signature 'hat' and 'armband', and to make matters worse there's another more conservative dog-loving predator out to get him! What a day! All this, a ton of bad jokes, and James Cromwell starts a new but expected career!

The Wristband Predator

Mission Impossible: Fallout. Ethan Hunt is back to his old tricks of making it seem like he doesn’t know what he’s doing when he does in fact know what he’s doing! A real nightmare to work with probably. Nic and Joe come up with a clever workaround for Henry Cavill’s moustache problems and congratulate themselves for finally getting James Cromwell verified on Twitter!

Mission Impossible: Fallout. Ethan Hunt is back to his old tricks of making it seem like he doesn&rsquo;t know what he&rsquo;s doing when he does in fact know what he&rsquo;s doing! A real nightmare to work with probably. Nic and Joe come up with a clever workaround for Henry Cavill&rsquo;s moustache problems and congratulate themselves for finally getting James Cromwell verified on Twitter!

Mission Impossible 6: Fallout

The Merc With The Mouth is back to kick ass and crack wise about overseas box office revenue in this sequel that stars a true blue goddamn New Zealander! Go kiwi! Featuring some classic deadpool meta jokes that get all a bit too real for the walk out boys, and some piping hot casting news about James Cromwell.

The Merc With The Mouth is back to kick ass and crack wise about overseas box office revenue in this sequel that stars a true blue goddamn New Zealander! Go kiwi! Featuring some classic deadpool meta jokes that get all a bit too real for the walk out boys, and some piping hot casting news about James Cromwell.

The Merc with the mouth is back - merce? Merch?

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