The Wristband Predator
Half of THE PREDATOR: The Predator is back to kick some ass on Earth! But this time he's without his signature 'hat' and 'armband', and to make matters worse there's another more conservative dog-loving predator out to get him! What a day! All this, a ton of bad jokes, and James Cromwell starts a n…
Mission Impossible 6: Fallout
Mission Impossible: Fallout. Ethan Hunt is back to his old tricks of making it seem like he doesn’t know what he’s doing when he does in fact know what he’s doing! A real nightmare to work with probably. Nic and Joe come up with a clever workaround for Henry Cavill’s moustache problems and congratu…
Half of Deadpool 2
The Merc With The Mouth is back to kick ass and crack wise about overseas box office revenue in this sequel that stars a true blue goddamn New Zealander! Go kiwi! Featuring some classic deadpool meta jokes that get all a bit too real for the walk out boys, and some piping hot casting news about Jam…
Half Of SOLO
Nic and Joe are back in the saddle ready to walk out halfway through any movie no matter how much they don’t want to. Luckily for them Solo: A Star Wars movie is FINE only. Ever wondered where Han got his gun? Or if his last name was a family name or just some random name given to him by a customs …
Kiwi (Laura Daniel) Christmas (w/ Laura Daniel)
A star of Kiwi Christamas joins the boys for a real Christmas miracle of an episode!
Bad Mums 2
After barely a year of waiting the sequel to Bad Moms is here! Nic and Joe try to form a coherent story out of the first-halves of two different movies and fail miserably. It’s Christmas time in Chicago (Antartica) and the Bad Moms are fed up! But when all their Bad Moms arrive for the holidays thi…
The Literal Mountain Between Us
Idris Elba and Kate Winslet star in this tale of survival and romance and delicious cougar-meat. Trapped on a literal mountain with a figurative mountain, Idris and Kate must make it back to New York before their tasty cougar-meat runs out. With nothing but their wits and a backpack full of scrumpt…
No Geostorm
It's the future and Gerard Butler has covered the earth in satellites that shoot storms with bullets to make them stop storming. Sounds great right? Unfortunately the boys saw the one half of Geostorm that didn't have a single goddamn Geostorm in it, just scientists checking emails and talking abou…
Happy Death Day
Happy Death Day (i can’t think of a joke can you Joseph): What would you do if every day was the same and also you got murdered by a giant baby? The boys saw half of 'Happy Death Day’, a fun horror flick that follows a girl named tree who just can’t stop getting murdered! But just who is the murder…
Flatlinerz 2017
Beloved (presumably) 1990s thriller Flatliners has been rebooted for a new generation! It's got all the things you loved (we assume) from the first one: flatlining! Kiefer Sutherland! Raves? Who knows! Ellen Page stars as a renegade medical student obsessed with stopping her heart so she gain the a…