SPLIT: From the mind (and possibly dream-journal) of M. Night Shyamalan comes Split, a movie about a man with 25 distinct and dangerous personalities. There's the dangerous Dennis, the cold Patricia, and a cute kid called Hedwig. And that's just in the half that we actually saw. In the second half we reveal more of Kevin's hidden personalities, as well as having a guess at what the ultimate form of human evolution might look like (HINT: binoculars for eyes, cups for hands). Brought to you as always by Captain Joe's Lawn Trimmings.