It’s time to test just how old we really are. In What’s Your Definition? on The Wake Up Call, Mandy brings in the newest slang terms floating around middle schools and high schools, and Scotch and Tank attempt the impossible: figuring out what any of them actually mean.

Spoiler:
They’re not even close.
Not once.
Not ever.

From phrases that sound made‑up to words that apparently don’t mean what they used to, this segment is pure generational chaos. The crew takes their best (and worst) guesses and everyone gets a good laugh at how wildly off the guys are.

It’s loud, it’s fun, it’s embarrassing…
and it proves the youth are speaking their own language.