Nothing Happened (And It Was Perfect)

No plans. No chaos. No guilt. On today’s Wake Up Call, the crew celebrates the ultimate modern flex: doing absolutely nothing. From quiet weekends to early nights and canceled plans, this is a love letter to peace, sleep, and saying no without apologizing.

The Rib Myth & Other Things We Believed as Kids

Mandy recently discovered she believed something her entire life that just isn’t true — that men have one less rib than women. That confession opens the door to a bigger conversation: what’s something you believed as a kid that turned out to be totally wrong? Scotch, Tank, and Mandy share their own…

You’re Too Old for This: Froggy Feud

It’s Froggy Feud time! Tank and Mandy battle through a rapid‑fire list of everyday Midwest struggles: spending too much at Target, arguing about the thermostat, messing up fast‑food orders, and overreacting to slow drivers. Scotch steers the ship (barely) as the competition goes off the rails in cl…

You Thought That Was Fancy?!

Remember when that felt fancy? Scotch, Tank, and Mandy talk about the things they thought were high‑class as kids that absolutely do not hit the same as adults. From restaurants to household “luxuries,” the Wake Up Call Text Club jumps in with their own realizations—and some of them hurt.

TikTok Finds We Didn’t Ask For… But Mandy Brought Anyway

Mandy is back with another round of TikTok‑fueled chaos — and this week she’s breaking down the newest viral products taking over your For You Page. From glow‑up home gadgets to beauty must‑haves you didn’t know you needed, each segment is packed with the internet’s latest obsessions. Scotch sets t…

Local Film Festival or Fake Indie Movie?

The Fargo Theatre Film Festival is here, and some movie descriptions sound very real… and others sound like Tank made them up in a snowstorm. We play Local Film Festival or Fake Indie Movie?—guessing which films are actually screening in Fargo and which ones are completely fake. Josh Duhamel, libra…

Scotch’s Wing Loyalty Test

Wingstop is opening in Fargo, and for Scotch, that’s a big deal. As a self‑proclaimed wing loyalist, he puts his reputation on the line and asks listeners if Wingstop is worth cheating on their go‑to wing spot. From crispy vs. soggy to sauce loyalty and ranch vs. blue cheese, Wake Up Call listeners…

I Need a Break, Not a Nap

Tank explains why sleep doesn’t fix his exhaustion, and listeners jump in to finish the sentence, “I’m not sleepy… I’m tired of ____.” A funny, fast‑moving Wake Up Call segment that turns shared burnout into laughs.

Birthday, Birthday, Birthdays: Country Strings & Loud Opinions

It’s another round of Birthday, Birthday, Birthdays! on The Wake Up Call, and today’s episode brings together two very different — but very recognizable — birthday stars. One mystery celeb is a modern country artist known for serious guitar skills and radio hits, while the other is an actor and com…

Is This Supposed to Be Easier?

Everything today is marketed as a convenience… so why does it feel harder than ever? On this episode, we vent about the everyday “helpful” things that actually make life more annoying — self‑checkout, QR code menus, endless apps, password resets, and more. Froggy listeners sound off with the moder…