Hour 3 (9.14) At the Emmys, Martin Short didn’t win — but the cutaway of him ripping up his speech and tossing it on the ground only proved he’s still the funniest, cutest, most gracious guy in Hollywood. Back in the real LA, the $500 million Sixth Street Viaduct has turned into an e-bike and dirt-bike playground, so cops finally shut down a weekend street takeover: nearly 80 citations, bikes and scooters impounded, traffic unblocked. Cue the “CHiPs” flashback.  

Timmy then hits Burger King nuggets, drive-thru line-jumpers, and cheap-eats hacks — use the apps for loyalty and birthday deals, assemble deconstructed sandwiches in the parking lot, and don’t sleep on gas-station chicken, the city’s best dirty bird.  

The hour closes on fashion royalty: Bob Mackie, the “Sultan of Sequins,” has died at 87. Tim knew him from “The Carol Burnett Show”; Mackie also dressed Cher, Tina Turner, Diana Ross, and Miley Cyrus. And just to keep you up at night: Kelvin waves, those little El Niño ripples no taller than a foot, might theoretically wipe us all out. Oh, great. 

8:05 — At the Emmys, Martin Short lost out, but there was a cutaway to him ripping up his speech and throwing it on the ground. We can all agree he’s the funniest, cutest, bestest, most charming, most gracious guy in Hollywood. The $500 million Sixth Street Bridge has been a magnet for kids on e-bikes, dirt bikes and e-scooters, and the cops have finally had it with the street takeovers and shut it down, with citations, confiscations and arrests. Now, let’s remember Eric Estrada and “CHiPS.” 

8:20 — To more on the brouhaha that happened over the weekend on the Sixth Street Viaduct — or as some locals apparently call it, the “Sixth Street Bitch”? — cops swooped in on the street takeover that was blocking and disrupting traffic on the famed bridge, impounding bikes and scooters, and issuing nearly 80 citations.  

8:35 —Timmy talks Burger King’s Chicken Nuggets and flagrant line jumping in the drive-thru. Fast-food hacks: Get on the apps, because they include loyalty programs and birthday discounts to keep costs down. Next up, people are ordering deconstructed sandwiches and putting them together in the car park to save a little dough. And don’t sleep on gas-station chicken — that’s the best dirty bird in town! 

8:50 — Bob Mackie, the world’s greatest clothing designer known as the “Sultan of Sequins,” has died at age 87. Tim knew him personally — he did all the clothes for “The Carol Burnett Show.” He also famously dressed Cher, Tina Turner, Diana Ross and Miley Cyrus. And have you heard about Kelvin waves? They’re waves no more than 12 inches, a side effect of El Nino that could potentially wipe us all out. Oh, great. 

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