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Ep 158: Road Dawgs: Tour Recap Episode!!!

Published Oct 10, 2023, 10:00 AM

Today, this is what's important:

A recap of the TII tour, so far! Buy your tickets at TIITour.com

Welcome to This Is Important, a production of iHeartRadio, the show where we only talk about what is most obviously, very crucially important today on This Is Important.

This is what happens when you're on tour. By the way, it's like women's periods sinking, like our our poops get on the same cycle.

It was a real brownout, you know, like I don't like I was definitely drunk. I definitely took those shots.

Fuck it, I'm gonna drink a bunch of beers to feel better because that's the only way I know how to cure myself dedver was just like.

A walk down Pournoh memory later.

Let's go.

I mean, first of all, it feels bad, like it feels weird. I wouldn't say bad.

If I'm imagine it feels bad, I'm imagining a thousand people cheering right.

Dorself.

We're doing numbers, baby, We're doing numbers, babies.

Bro.

It's getting louder, the imagination is getting louder.

Yeah.

If you know that, if you've gone to a live show, you know that we basically just scream at each other and the crowd. We just sort of stand at the edge of the stage and scream at the crowd for three to five minutes at the beginning of almost every show, which I love the cash.

It's an opening bit. Okay, it's an opening bit.

Opening lifestyle for us.

It's a lifestyle choice.

We're road Dog's baby, that is true.

Life's a bit and then you die.

Yep, yep, yep.

Jersey, how you're feeling over there, buddy.

I don't understand how you guys have any sort of energy for this.

Oh oh right, come like, all right, not b for the road.

Definitely not built for the road.

I kind of feel the same way, dude. I'm not going to lie.

It's the roads out there, and it's that's cool that it's out there.

The lifestyle of a road dog is it's a rock and ass lifestyle. I'm feeling pretty good though.

Yeah.

And I were talking about how it's just like it's a young man's game for Shizzle, and it's like Adam's fourteen.

As a fourteen year old, I love you.

Totally understand that people are just getting milked. They're like, yeah, go out there for an entire year and play your album over and over and over again, and like these twenty year old kids and bands are like yeah, sick like we'll will come millionaires and like see the world and a lot. But you like you for sure lose years off your life.

Well, what's crazy, is it?

Yeah?

We've done also, it's awesome.

We've done eight tour dates and we're already all doing cocaine all the time.

I wish just to wake up. I wish one of us soon knew a guy, knew a shady guy.

The back half of the tour is just a yeah, dude, this is important.

Actually, dude, we're just gonna start chugging Lyddy. Okay, that's where we're gonna go.

Wait, what's Lyddy? I gotta get my hands on lyddy? What's lyddy?

Yeah?

Wait, tell me what lydia is?

Don't you guy? You guys said what Viddy was isn't Lydif the pre workout called just, it's.

Just but oh boy, the Lyddy Titty Committee gave me a hat that said Mayor of Titty Town, which dude COO really enjoyed that hat. Thank you?

Is that official?

I don't know if he was in what capacity he was giving me the hat. If he was, do you have to say that that is able? To give away. I didn't talk to him. He just came up at the end of the show.

Did they give you the key to Lyddy Titty City city city?

It's titty city and I'm evidently I'm the mayor now because I do own that hat.

So it's Lyddy Titty City.

That's sick that that was on the last Should we go through each individual show and.

I don't remember good?

Yes, we started, and we started in beautiful method method.

Method. Yes, method.

A lot of people would say Mefford.

But not us, because we have been there.

At us we're locals, We're Boston, Massachusetts.

What do you think people would say, Adam Method.

That's what they were saying.

Medford. They call it Medford.

We say, we say, we say because we're locals. As locals, we say Methods. But if you're not a local, you would you would, definitely, without a doubt, say.

Medford because that's what we were saying.

Is exactly what it looks like.

That's what we were saying.

Did you get the key to the city.

Yeah, we were saying that before we win.

No, I didn't get the key to the titty city there, But that one was sick because that was the first show. You know, it's exciting for us. We didn't know what to expect, and that show sold out immediately. People were way stoked in Boston and a lot of people dressed up, which is what I was so rock hard about.

Dude, Yeah, dude, there were wizards in the front row and they had the costumes down to a freaking science.

They a te Sorry, so you think they were costumes. You don't think they were actual wizards, because that's news to me.

They were costumes. They were costumes. They were not I talked to them. Okay, wow, sorry.

Because the Wizards came out in that show, and I don't know that the Wizards would those wizards would rip their steas like.

Well, it's multi dimensional, you know, I mean they could be viewing themselves.

That's true. There is a multiverse Wizard multiverse.

But you know what, we met those those wizards in the meet and greet line after the show, and I will say they weren't the same. I wasn't getting the same magical vibes as I get from the actual Wizards.

That that rap, right, So you think they were just guys in costumes.

I think I do think that they were just fans who came to the show.

Because it's hard to tell. Well, whenever I see the Wizards wrapping, I'm like, they looked just like guys in costumes, but they.

Look exactly like the other guys like us in costumes.

I did, I guess.

I actually I acted as a medium between the two multi verses wherever they were. But ship the Toby has forgot his hat and couldn't find it, and actually like it was bummed, like.

Because Toby's a fucking idiot who's always forgetting.

Us right, Toby's a fucking moron, bitch.

Yeah, he not only looks like a fucking idiot, but he is one. He's dumb face.

Yeah, his intelligence is incredibly stunted. That is true, and he'll be the first to tell you that. But he's forgot the hat. He's flawed. He's majorly flawed.

Have you ever noticed his knees too, He's got weird looking.

Well, for the people that don't know if you haven't gotten your ass out to a live show yet, which is, they're so fun and off the hook, But maybe you should know that the portal to another realm has been opening up damn near everything constantly.

It's crazy, damn near everything wild.

It's it's it's absolutely insane that these guys take absolutely I'm like, Walter.

Matthew, that's fine. What did I say, Matthew, Yeah, Walter, He's just.

It's basically that they take so much time off between opening up the portals. You know this, it's been years. It's weird portal opened up.

I kind of don't like being shown up. I'm like, we just did ninety minutes of hardcore conversation and then they come in. The fog machines start pumping out and all of.

A sudden the lights change. It is Yeah, it's like, I mean, it's fun, and I think, you know, I thank them for coming because if people do enjoy seeing the Wizards perform, it's really cool. I don't know, And a whole magical portal has to open up in order for this to happen, so I understand that, Like in the history of the world, it is a phenomenon.

Yeah, it's crazy.

I feel like I'm over it now, you know what I mean. It's like cool, it's just a style for us, and I'm like, seen it before, not wow, it is cool to see if you've never seen it before, you know, if you're gonna be in Ben's sale, I.

Think the ways Wizards are doing it for them. Yeah, people that haven't seen it, you know, but I will. I do understand what you're saying thers about. You know, we've had we've just hardcore conversated, yes, conversed, yeah, and they come in and.

Then we're supposed to the first time they opened it, it was really exciting, even for me on stage.

But.

Kyle cried, it's the eighth night, and then all of a sudden, we're trying to close up shop and these guys, yeah fucking throwing out these rumble noises.

Due and every time it's right at the end, we're saying this is and then all of a sudden, motherfucking portal runs up. Dude.

Yeah it's getting a little old.

Yeah yeah, yeah, I am frustrating.

I noticed Lamal Lamal spells.

Well.

Uh.

He was like, he was like, hey, good to see you, and I was like, what's in your pocket? And he had like four red bulls really out of our friends took out a room.

Fucking dick, dude, the cause of diary.

I was just asked, you can have them. You don't have to take them.

And also, you know, we think like that their world is just better because it's magical, but then they come here and they steal from us. Yeah, okay, Well maybe they don't have dope things like sugar free red bulls.

You know.

Yeah, it must be rough, it must be rough over there for them.

They might not have sugar free. They might just have regular, You're right.

Like regular sugar yes, or blueberry flavor.

What show was that? Because I wanted a red bull in Medford and fucking I couldn't find one that sucked?

Dude, Yeah, right out the case?

Did you say? Did you say Medford? Because one you forgot how to say it?

I did, because definite might have been.

And then two you couldn't think of any other cities we performed.

I couldn't. But it might have been Sat. Louis. It might have been the same.

Way. Now, shout out to what what was the barbecue we got in method? Because that ship was fucking good. We've been to a couple of barbecue cities good, and I think Medud has the title.

Dude, let's go. Yeah, you know Boston known for their barbecue?

Is that right? I thought they were?

The wings were legit.

The wings were dude, they had their own they were buffalo.

They were their own recipe. And kudos guys, they had kudos bars.

They were dude, they had old school kudos barsuck crazy.

Soccer snack delsh And then where did we go?

Honestly, none other than I don't know the cogo babe.

We went home to Chicago out the gate that early bad.

Yes, Chicago was Numero Doses Neumero.

Dose, which was mind blowing because the Chicago's leader is fucking crazy. Dude.

It's gorgeous, pretty overwhelming, super old ornate, like they don't they don't make them like they used to die.

You had nineteen twenty one.

And I noticed. I noticed there was more people at the Chicago show. It's a bigger theater, and more people by quite a bit because the Method show, I think it was in the mid it was like eight hundred people less, or maybe a thousand people less, something like that, and definitely fewer. I didn't see anyone in Chicago dressing up. I didn't see or pretending to be wizards or maybe mean actual wizards were not.

No, they were like actually buttoned up. They came to the theater.

Yeah, I think I think what it was is, I think Durs might have said this is people have so much respect for the Chicago Theater and then they don't want to dress like wizards. Right, but then we come out and I might have literally taken a shit on stage during that show.

You might have. I think, I'm not exactly sure. Yeah, I think like people like Mefford is like outside of Boston, people are going out there meod it's got that local tang, whereas the Chicago Theater fancy place. People come in from the suburbs a night in the city, maybe getting a fancy dinner beforehand.

Yeah, they've getting a little dinner before Yeah, yeah.

Yeah, I don't remember that one so well. I kind of blacked out for that one.

Oh yeah, like you had a lot of.

Malort I did. I did?

Yeah, that I felt like a Blake therapy session. Dude, you were hash.

Also, I do think what happened is I think, you know, we're new to do in this podcast live and Blake hasn't you know, you're got a stand up You're not used to going on stage for an hour, right.

And I get thirsty.

I think what you did is you got a little too thirsty. Before the show, I am still thirsty, had like five or six bls or cls. I wasn't sure what was happening that night.

Well, I felt like I was coming down with a cold, so I'm like, fuck it, I'm gonna drink a bunch of beers to feel better, because that's the only way I know how to cure myself, is.

Right, send an alcohol in there to kill it.

Yeah, and you're not wrong, You're not wrong.

Yeah.

I pulled to Osmosis Jones and then that mixed with the malorts on stage, and the next thing you know is it was a brown out.

Next thing you know, you could bumb me in Sant Louis.

I woke up in st but that that was a very fun show. The crowd was loving it, and we afterwards we partied downstairs in this Chicago Theater like green room area, which is really tight.

Very cool. I had a lot of like friends and family as a local boy in the mix, so that was cool to be like, hey, like come backstage and down into the fucking under whatever underbelly of the Chicago Theater, which is just like not something everyone gets to do. I think that's fucking cool.

It's cool.

I think it's cool too.

And all the signatures everyone's ever performed, right, Like the walls are adorned with the autographs.

Yeah, oh yeah, that's right.

I know.

It's just like I try to sign my name next to the fanciest person possible because I think it's fun.

Wasn't it like Andy Dick?

I think it's funny. It's like Gilbert Gudfrey. It's like Barbara streisand or someone that you're like, oh wow, cool and then just my dumb little name.

It's streisand it's streisand.

Yeah, she'd hate me.

I think I went right under Michelle Obama, but I can't be sure.

I was brown out, so I don't. Yeah, you wrote over Barack's name and wrote Barak.

My lord, what's what's your problem?

Sorry about it?

Another dope part is we got to go to Dursey's childhood home, which we Yeah, that was sick.

Like that was like a cool, weird museum.

Dude, it was weird. We all shipped in your parents' bathroom. It was crazy there.

And we, uh, what do we go to Buff Joe's afterwards? Right after?

Its kind of us The new phrase the truth that I can't remember what what is it? Whatever Hama said about like comedy.

Honestly, the malart scrambled my brains. It's that's crazy.

That's what Hassan Minaj said about about lying a ton. He said, the millort scambled my brains.

We had some phrase like the emotional truth was that we ate wings before we shot parent.

Truths over here. Emotional truth, emotional truth.

Just the thought of eating wings gave me diarrhea. That's how fucking pumped I was.

That's the cause of diarrhea.

Well for me, I ship uh every morning, every morning, and then also in the afternoons and also in the evenings. So for me it was a natural progression. I don't know what was happening with you and your body.

But Blake had like Pavlov's response over there.

Dude, wait, did you say natural progression?

Yeah?

Time, natural progression is I eat and then I ship, then I keep doing that.

I have Pavlov's diarrhea.

What room in Dursey's parents house? Did you should in.

All the way at the top baby, from the.

Top rope, you really shouting the third floor that's my dad's bathroom. He might be coming for you. Uh, like that. Uh, well, my brain's broken anyway.

Yeah, I'm alart.

What's the horror movie where like the thing is just constantly like walking towards you. It came out with Michael Myers twenty twelve. No, it's like, uh, it was like a hipster horror. It was like one of the hipster horror movies that Sean Rah. Anyway, I can't think of it.

But it follows, is it? It follows?

What floor?

That's so wait, that's where Blake took a ship?

Adam, where did you pot?

I pooped basement?

No? I pooped right on the main floor, right by the kitchen, right to the living room, right next.

To what we would for you.

Well, and the reason I did this is because we didn't see the basement. We did not go into the basement, so I didn't really there was one down there.

No, No, we didn't get that part of the tour.

We went upstairs.

That was the talking point.

It's all brand new, the whole how the basement has been renovated. That's what you were saying.

You were only talking about the basement and they forgot to show us the basement.

Well, damn, I know, the like there was never a bathroom down there.

And now there is. It's probably a great shitting bathroom. I didn't know what to do. Blake and I walked at the same time, and he darted upstairs, and I was.

Like, damn, all right, yeah, this is what happens when you're on tour. By the way, it's like women's periods sinking, like our our poops get on the same cycle.

Yeah, absolutely literally, And so I had to drop a bomb. But look, your mom had this spray, which I always really appreciate.

Yeh.

She's like, hey, you obviously you might need to go to the take a ship here, but close it down afterwards.

She when you guys walked in, she handed everyone.

She quickly put here, she handed it to us. Here's your spray. You might need a spray. She does sound like that if you're on the pod important podcast, you might need a sprey. It was cool.

I mean, it's funny, like the house is so quiet. It used to be just insanity when I was a kid and lived there because of like three boys and blah blah blah. But now it's just like.

Quiet, yeah, charming. It's very cute, very thank you, and it was great to see your folks.

I love.

It was awesome.

It was cool to see. It's cool to see childhood homes too, because, uh, my parents moved away. When we do Omaha, I cannot what at home? I like that we go to Omaha, we won't. We'll just drive past my house because my parents don't live there anymore. And you're like, all right, we're going, we'll go in. Yeah, we knocking, we knock.

Didn't we go into my old place? And when we were all there, we just knocked on the door and the girls were like, it's you.

What the well, that's a college town. It might just be some like old people that moved in. I have no idea I know, but they want to be waiter.

Hole guys.

Boys sweetheart diarrhea, butthole guys.

One drive to suck his own microphone in Chicago.

That's how old our fans have gotten. They've grown with us and now they're geriatric.

That is real.

And where did you?

Uh?

Where did you ship call?

When was this in Chicago?

In the front yard?

I didn't shop enter his house? Idn't we all?

You know? I didn't? Oh yeah, you bitch.

I didn't feel like correcting you in that moment. But I'll correct you. Now, I did not what's the.

Emotional truth here?

What?

Yeah? But what your emotional truth? Did you ship in the kitchen?

The emotional truth is I went down and got a self tour that basement. That's what I did. Know, that's the emotional truth. I don't think that's how am I reading that?

Right?

Is that how that's supposed to go?

I don't know.

I don't like, how does that work? I'm curious about it, but nobody knows.

And then we went to Buffalo Joe's, which is the wing spot.

Your honest opinion about the wings? Give me your honest opinion about the wings.

I really liked them great? Did I really loved him?

I also wait, I also had a nibble. I also had a nibbley.

Lord, it's falling. Yeah, it's okay.

I'm well, I've already I've already I already ain't chicken at the glad Awards, you know what I mean?

Yeah, so it is so some fried chicken at.

Buffalo jokes bind my guy eating chicken lad Awards.

Yeah, but like I kind of him at the point where I'm like, well, if it's Jersey's thing and he's fucking taking us here, and this is like and I appreciate that the thing that is happening. Then I want to taste.

Because here's here's the risk. The risk is there's like, okay, everybody probably has like four or five restaurants in their local town that they grew up going to that they're like, this is the ship, right, so if you bring your home into one, you got to bring them. You gotta like pick and choose. And I go, all right, Like there's some that are little maybe an acquired taste for like if you grow up, it's it's amazing. If you visit, you're like, this isn't great. So I'm like wings, but what happens with wings is that you get wings anywhere. So there's easy to compare to everything else. So I'm glad you guys dug it. Uh oh yeah I did. I waited until I knew.

I also loved the vibe of it. It felt yep, like you walked back in the nineteen eighty five.

Nothing changed, Nothing has changed. I still got homies with like tags on the bricks.

Yes, people are still saying like d bears, you know, people are like actively doing that bears or bears.

Well, what did the dude say. The dude behind the counter who looks like Popeye was like, you guys know, I'm famous too, right, I go to the Cubs games.

People like Buffalo Joe's Buffalo Joe's. I'm like, fuck off, I'm not taking a picture with you.

Yeah.

Was literally he said that to us.

Yeah, yeah, that's cool. We big times people. But yeah, I like that pop Eye big times.

He's got to beat Joe Swat.

What was it?

What was it? I remember it was it was the suicide Wings. I waited until I knew which one was the the Wings.

By the way, still Cash wasn't a big fan of.

That, so you're not a fan of the just cash. Part of me really likes when it's just cash because I'm like, look at you guys beating the system. We're coming anyways. It's not We're not We're not not gonna come.

We come, right right, I'm gonna come, we come, we come.

They're beating the system. They they've tricked. They've tricked the system because they don't have to pay the credit card.

Face and like it for people out there who know what the fuck this is, Royal Crown Cola is served.

I would say no, places that might be just I think the bowling alley and the Cheddar chips.

The Chedter chips were legit. Those are hard to get down after a while.

Bowling alleys still rock, the RC colas, Yeah, you can get.

Bowling alleys still rock RC and barks yeah for sure. Yeah okay.

And then next weekend we mosied on over where to to beautiful?

Where did we get Phoenix?

Oh, Phoenix, the Phoenix.

It was Phoenix, Phoenix, Yeah, Phoenix, absolutely Phoenix.

Dude, that show is sick. I really enjoyed it. I loved raucous. It was wild because the it's it's in the round, right, and so we had to block it off because.

We're on and what is in the round mean?

It means this. It's this stages in the center and people are all the way around.

Three hundred and sixty degrees.

But this was there was like a tuple thousand people and the farthest away from the stage you are in the Celebrity theater in Phoenix is only seventy feet, right, So that's not that.

You're they're on top of you, Phoenix. It is a sweaty, slippery situation.

It's what hot hot hot, there's people behind you. Even though we weren't able to do the full three sixty, we had two seventy up or whatever, and so I just kind of clans, oh ship, those guys got the they're looking at the back of my head.

All right, yeah, it's cool. And they came. They came correct, Phoenix came to party, which we knew they would. Yeah, we knew they would. They uh, big big party crew there in Phoenix. I just want to and I think our fans were fully buzz balled.

I would like to. I would like to go back to Phoenix.

Yeah, what do you want to do in Phoenix?

I know, I just I want to do that theater again. I feel like, you know, we're starting to hit our stride. It's like we're old grizzled vets on the road. I want to hit Phoenix again.

And just just that you didn't think you brought.

It well, No, I want I want to. I want to spin the stage. I'm a little mad that yeah, broken, Yeah.

That was kind of fucked up.

I was hoping you were going to be able to.

Do this in a podcast setting. It would just take too long or we would have to spin too fast and then we would have thrown that's the entire show, is no.

I saw the videos of it. I saw videos of it. It's fucking dope. I watched it spin online. It's been ever so slow. It's ever so slow.

But then you're behind us half the time.

What is so cool about it? You're like, dude, it spins like you've never seen anything spin this way, spin since clockwise?

Yeah, but le Kyle would have gone in there like Tim the tool Man, Taylor and yeah freaking rebbed it up.

If I was given the opportunity, I would have. I would have paid it personal attention.

Yes, yeah, we would have had that ship like the Gravitron in there.

That would you don't think it would like I imagine we would have just had it. So you turn it on in like every ten minutes, you finish a full rotation.

I'd say that's going pretty damn fast, though.

I think that's probably about it. I think when I saw the videos online, that's about ten minutes.

Is it?

Yeah?

Is that fast?

Yeah?

No, I'm super slow.

No, dude, I'm project.

I don't want to go back. I want to go back, and I want to.

Well, I think they said it was broken but we didn't do that. We Yeah, it was we cured off directly behind us, right, and uh yeah, it was freaking sick, dude. It's a really cool theater. I see why so many comics shoot their specials there. I think Thompson GA shot his last special Sledgehammer there, right, and I've seen a lot of comics shoot things there.

There's also a really cool entrance into that theater you come to get to the stage.

Yeah. Yeah, the Wizards looked very cool coming out of the entrance.

Luckily the portal opened up right where the cool entrance was.

Good?

Yeah?

Is that? Yeah?

Good? We were almost done with the fucking show, and then they interrupt us with some rumbles.

It's crazy rumble in the jungle.

The actual city of Phoenix was wild, like it was. It was hot as fuck and everything is like neon beige. It's crazy.

It's that pe off.

Have you have you not been to Phoenix? That that often.

To wear Phoenix. I don't know that I've ever been to Phoenix. I've been to Skistale, but never Phoenix.

Well that's I mean, it's the same.

Wait, did we blake? Didn't we go to isn't the Grand Canyon in Arizona. Didn't we go there?

Phoenix down there one day.

It's not in Phoenix, though, is it.

No?

But I think it's a right downtown just.

In the middle of the city. It's like, oh fuck, that's where the Diamondbacks play and that's Grand Canyon.

So Phoenix, fucking absolutely. And also sauce chair in the green room, yeah, shout out.

Yeah, that was cool.

And a broken golden tea arcades shout out for.

Also, you know what they had in the in the green room, which I really appreciate. Soda machine. Yeah, give me the whole machine. I want to do my little suicide. Yeah before the show.

I should. I should do that before the show with you. That sounds good group suicide.

And you know what Anna has been giving me and because because you know, if not, I just will chug like four red bulls And that's cocaine. I'll say it. Not that healthy, it's science. She's been giving me this like German like wellness formula. It's like it's like an emergency but with a crazy amount of caffeine.

What I mean, it's cool that she's become like your you're mixologist on tour. I gotta yeah, see, if she'll just hold the damn door from me or something, I don't know.

I think she'd be willing specifically with drinks. I don't know about doors holding. But then from Phoenix we made our way to Long.

The Ball What what what is he? I don't know.

Yeah, he went.

That dude and started off with.

Snoop Dogg's definitely in the house.

Oh yeah, he was there.

I didn't see him and I didn't hear he was coming, but I felt his presence for sure.

Death Row was definitely in the house.

Absolutely, And I.

Didn't supposed to know that we played the same theaters as Matt Rife, you know, because he was few days later. Yes, and by the way, have you seen his poster? It's him shirtless, and I think.

I sent it to us, right, Yes, I saw that we have.

The exact same photo because as we as we've learned with UH with Bert Kreischer, when we filmed that video of us, I was shirtless. I was talking to Bert, and then we're all working out what we have to do is skate by and sort of grab a hold of other people's fame and then for our own.

You know, Yeah, putting down cloud Chase by.

Cloud Chase on tour. So we're chasing a khoto for Matt Rith and just because we're just exactly like him, and we sell many tickets.

Absolutely, it's important because.

I read an article that said he sold seven hundred and fifty thousand tickets, and I saw that poster. I got it, you know what I mean?

Understand why?

Yeah, I understood. Fucking sexy dude. So maybe if we all take shirtless photos like that, we'll get some tickets, some ticket.

Honestly, I just am scared. I'm scared of how many will sell because it's because then we'll be on the road forever, never at home, some big commitment.

Wives wouldn't like that, you know, Yeah, you're right, maybe we shouldn't do it.

Wives are just in the front yard holding babies, looking off at the sunset. Different where we are in the.

Sky, as if we're yes, flying off?

Is he come home in a box?

You guys?

Save your your Actually what are the coasters?

Yeah?

Right somewhere.

She told me it was an ashtray. The girl, the girl, Kayla Windell, Kayla Windell. Look at these cute little ash sitting right next to my desk. Uh and I'll say that looks exactly like me.

It's such a good This is.

Such an amazing piece of art because I look exactly like this little figure.

I will say, shout out to all of the people bringing us gifts after the show. We've just been showered with, like, yeah, the friend bracelet where we've all got new wardrobes of people just making bootleg merch.

That's the dude got a couple brutes.

Dude. Do you remember when someone gave me a Michael Jordan Rookie card? Yeah, dude, in perfect condition.

It's worth four hundred thousand dollars. Adams already sold it.

I bought a house with it. Unbelieva it is. It's here and it is so beautiful and I'm super excited. Thank you to whoever gave it.

You can't hold it up though, because what.

City were we in? Where the dude literally brought all our high school yearbooks?

That was?

That was that?

Where were we.

Louis?

That was? That was St. Louis.

Yeah, that was a trip.

Yes, I was like, where did you get this?

Well, we're not quite to Saint Louis. Yeah, from Long Beach. I will say I loved that theater. What was the name of that theater? The terrorists? What was that?

We're not quite thinks we're not quite there yet, Long Beach. We're still long thank you, but we're not quite there yet.

Thank you Local love and Long Beach.

Yeah, shout out to all the homies that pulled up to that show. The after hours was fucking cool. We got to see our girls and our guys.

Everybody showed up.

It was sick, yeah, and we felt the love my wife, my husband, Yeah, there's his husband, my wife. It's l a anything goes Yeah, I mean it was going.

That theater was beautiful. The terrorist yeah in Long Beach. Yeah, they did it right. Yeah, they did it right there Deep It's cool to see like all the other comics that come through there and you're like, motherfucking Fluffy is the biggest touring act of all time, that guy, because he always has a plaque in every theater that we've gone too. It's like there's they just they go, Fluffy sold this ship out two hundred times.

Yeah Fluffy, Yeah, Fluffy's an icon.

Do you think he just brings the plaque? He's like, put this up, guys, and quickly you got it.

You got it.

No, I think I think Big Fluffy sell some tickets. Gabrielle Glaciers.

We love Fluffy Fluff master Dog, the Fluffy Long Beach.

We go to beautiful Denver, Colorado and.

The cup early the next morning.

Got there super early. And airport beautiful Denver satanic, pretty satanic feeling airport.

Are we talking about the airport?

They're like, there's a blue horse with red eyes.

It's fucking scary. And if you look at the airport from the sky, it's a swaster castine and you're like, there's.

A lot of evil shit going on in Denver.

So they so they say, well, dude, have you seen the mural with people wearing gas masks, like little kids wearing gas masks and ship It is strange.

Yeah, I saw that. Is that on the floor? Was that painted on the floor?

Painted on a wall the main where all they.

Get security were you're waiting in security?

No, it's uh, from what I remember, I didn't see it this this time, but it's it's in the likes because I think it's spread out like fingers.

Oh.

The middle part Satan nazis the hand of Satan, the Nazis sign gnarled hand of the Nazis.

Damn, that ship's sucked up. I didn't realize all this stuff. Yeah, I didn't realize this.

Yeah, but but you know what, you gotta fly through there. So sometimes you gotta all through Satan's asshole to get to your.

Beautiful Denver, which was and we did.

The airport and it's beautiful. It was absolutely stunny.

Uh.

We had a great time in Denver.

Dude, Oh yeah, Jersey hit the pool and got a fucking jug of what hump I did.

I was like, so here's how it went. I go and I work out, and I'm like, I'm just gonna go kick it by the pool. We've got a couple of hours, So go out there and I set up and I jump in the pool and I'm like whatever. And then I get out and the dude comes over me. And we're a very nice hotel where they like really take care of the clientele. And it's like, sir, so sorry this these four shade lounge chairs are reserved for so and so. And I was like okay, and he's like, can I help you move to a different chair? And I was like, I was like sure, you toss me over your shoulder, bitch. His name was Paul, and Paul's like, I'll set you up over here. I'll give you an umbrella. I'm like, great, let's do that. And then he comes over and he was like, can I offer you a champagne for moving? And I go great. He comes back with a champagne like this, like a fucking goblet of champagne, and I'm.

Like, I like chuck that and nuh great.

So I'm like drinking this. Then he like comes back an hour later. It's like another one, and I was like, okay, but I think did you give one for you blake?

You you passed me. I think he did bring me one. To be honest, he was just I think he was robbing the hotel. He was, yeah, he's just like so I had.

To essentially giant glasses of champagne. And then I was like, we gotta go to the show, yeah, man, And then I came down fully kitted out for Denver.

Ye came down and.

Shorts. Yeah you're you're you're you're like sleeping shorts that you had on. He made shorts out of a sleeping bag. It was I've never seen anything like it.

I think we I worded this correctly on the pod maybe, but like how we know Blake is a poser who dresses like a skater also someone who has all the gear to dress like somebody who goes camping and like does that door stuff a lot. But I don't do that, but like that's how you pose. It was fun to sport, man's fun to sport it.

Yeah, sometimes it's just comfortable and it looks cool on you. So that's okay.

Denver's the spot.

There's a time and a place, you know.

And that's okay. And you don't need to be able to do the thing that it looks like you can do exactly.

I do ski.

I do ski though skis give me my skateboard all the time.

Now.

I like to uh dress like a doctor and just hang out in hospitals raw fell in to get a full scrubs, carry a little chart and just hang out at a high just because it's coffee.

And do you need brain surgery? No?

No, I'm not a brain surgery.

I can't give brain surgery.

At the beginning of Dream Team with Michael Keaton right and Christopher Lloyd is like walking through the hospital.

I've never seen it, but I'm going to say yes that you pulled out dream team with.

Well, those are two fantastic guys. This movie is.

Good, say Daniel d Lewis, Michael Douglas, Michael Keaton, Michael Keaton, Michael Keaton, Daniel Keaton, lou Dog Michael Keaton and Christopher Lloyd and christ Daniel Kington.

And there's a bunch of people ship Michael Keaton and Christopher Lloyd. That's a combo.

Who is Daniel Lloyd? Are you tripping? Did you say Daniel Lloyd.

Having a laugh.

Laugh, It doesn't make sense and we're just having laughs.

He We know we.

Have to shout out our guest list in Denver, freaking a tiva was there k balto a Nike State. My freaking boys did skaters. We've got to go out with them after the show. It was a freaking trow down.

That was a blast. We went to some bar that we were like, it's like a super cool dive bar and we did have a good time there, but it was like we show up and it was just like two packs of girls celebrating their engagement engagement engagement parties. Yeah and uh and they're all were from Omaha. Dude, I love it. And I was just I was with my people there. They're like, oh, yeah, you know of us, uh, you know, not many of us leave Omaha. So when you see another Omahan out in the wild, you're like, look at you, Look at you out here mixing it up, mixing it up.

Did you call yourself it's Omahan, You're an Omahan?

Mahan?

Yeah, Omaha, is that hawen? Oh yeah, I think.

It's either Omahan or oma Haniac.

I'm finally, dude, I can't wait to get to Omahan. Call everybody.

We're going to start that.

That's gonna be fun as hell, dude.

And we and you.

Know what what what? I was so proud of us when we were in Beiful, Denver. We left at a appropriate time. You know, we didn't we didn't close the bar down. It was like twelve maybe twelve thirty. We we graded an uber and we got our asses out of there.

We were we were pretty blackout.

You guys were Everyone's like, man, those shots killed me. I was like, didn't see shots high.

Oh really we might have took yours. Oh yeah, we gobbled those up. Yeah.

I really cornered Sean Malta and was like, so what is a kickflip. Why don't you play team sports traditionally Jeames sports.

Congratulating pretty good. Uh, it was a real brown out, you know, Like I don't like. I was definitely drunk. I definitely took those shots, multiple yeah Jagger shots, and I remember everything, and but I don't remember going into my hotel room and getting ready for bed and going to bed.

That's where you were very pleasant on the drive home.

Yeah, you were saying really nice things to us.

Well, I love it cool and I want you to know I love you guys.

And it also nicer than that.

I know, it was really.

Nice what you were saying. It was a little too nice.

You gave.

Yeah in the elevator, the quick.

Kind yeah, and I was like, here, drink the ship and you went down on Blake's toes.

I no, I remembered that. No, that was before I browned out.

I also have to give a special shout out to my uncle Steve, my aunt Jeanie, my and Jonathan who were at the show and haven't texted me since.

So I hope you like.

Whoopsies all that coming out for a little too much porno talk for the fan.

Denver was just like a walk down porn members, was it. Yeah, we were talking about on the computer and stuff and like and O and yeah.

I talked about my friend's dad's garage computer.

That was just a lot of porn.

And you're also a very cool theater, huge theater.

Yeah, it was like a church, really cool.

Yeah. I did feel like a mega church.

It felt like a megachurch a in a cool way. I felt at home as a as a righteous gymstone.

Yeah, or like some kind of a tech premiere or something like that, a new.

App I'm hosting. I'm like the celebrity guest host of Adobe Max Conference, the Adobe Adobe. Yeah.

Adobe, Yeah, they've been around for it.

I love fucking you get into that and it's and it's it's in the like the Microsoft Theater. I think that's what it's so called. The it used to be Kodak. Yeah, but it's like six thousand people. Uh, just fucking raring to go for Adobe.

So, dude, I love Adobe. I would love to.

I might need to talk to you a little bit about even what Adobe is. Yeah, I was going to host this giant conference in front of six thousand people.

So give me a call. Anything you need from the Adobe Creative Cloud, I'm your buddy.

Hell So then from Denver we went home for a little bit. I did my pt you guys hugged and kissed your children, and I told.

You that, which was remember that.

I just remember the travel days.

That was a long one because we flew to from LA to Atlanta back to Saint Louis.

Yeah, that was an early early call, Adam.

Early adam, early morning tricks.

I did it early morning, Frank Well, because I've never missed a flight, right, And I keep saying this, I'm probably gonna miss one on this tour.

But is that true? I feel like you have missed flights.

I've never missed a flight. Uh, the only miss coming.

Back fucking disaster.

I never missed a flight going to a place.

Okay, all right, emotional truth is that.

No, No, it's true. I've never missed a flight going to do a show or going to do something. I missed flights when I'm going home and I don't need to be home. I could just stay at that. I It was specifically the plight I'm talking about is we were coming back from Miami and I was like, we partied until like six am, and I was like, I'm not gonna get on that flight, stay here, and I will get another flight later or maybe tomorrow.

So you've never missed a show that is corresponding to a fight.

I never missed a show.

Yeah, maybe that's a better way to put it. Yeah, constantly miss I'm always missing flights.

When I'm flying East, I'm missing flights.

No, no, no, Westerly. Okay, it's the opposite when I'm flying West, when I'm flying back to California. Yeah, I might just go I'm good, I'll stay another day.

And yeah, I get that. I get that mentality.

So early morning flight, I said. It was a five am flight or five am pickups, six thirty flight, I think, And oh yeah, I said, Hey, I'm not I'm not going to make it. I texted our manager. We're already twenty minutes away. They're already on the plane, and meanwhile I'm on the gangway trying to waiting to get on. And uh, these guys were not happy when they saw me.

No, no, it was frank. They were. You know that's now your emotional truth is not true either. We didn't give a fuck. It was pissed. We were really first time. Blake said, you're going to be a bad dad.

But yeah, well no, you gave me this look, durs and which is what I thought you were, like disappointed in me. You go people at home a thumbs up and a big eye like whoa, who gives a fuck?

No, it was seven am.

I was like here, I knew that your parents were gonna be there, and I was like, Dennis is subbing in, it's gonna be us that shout.

It would have been at least for ten minutes. It would be very until my dad just doesn't say a word. Just nice. He just he just chime in with nice.

Nice.

I get that, dude. Then I would just do it.

Dennis does, yeah, baby nice.

Yeah, there you go.

Uh huh.

I'll tell you one thing and then I'll tell you four things or nothing.

Yeah. Isaac was was fully got though. He was just like flow mixed, and he was looking at us like he fucking he's not here, he's twenty and he goes. The thing that actually made me go what I love isa was he goes, he's twenty minutes from the airport.

Yes.

I was like, how are we on the plane boarding? And he's twenty minutes from the airport? Like that actually didn't make any sense to me.

I just figured because I.

Always get in the car late, because we have a car service that pixels I do too.

I do too. I always make them wait at least a half hour.

But I don't make them wait. I asked them to come later.

I made them wait because it's.

Yeah, they get in the you know, the you know the car is there.

Adam starving money out of their podcast by said no, don't. Don't you pay them until they're ready, And I say, pay them, let them get their monies, and then.

You should run the unions.

Do not.

You don't think I do. You don't think I know, he said when he said you were twenty minutes. When he said you were twenty minutes from the airport, I was like how. I was like, did he like miss his alarm?

Like hold up, wait a minute. But then I showed up and.

And you know, I play the devil horns, Yeah, and Durs did his thing put.

Devils like he freaking joshed us Blaco's Ultimate We Got We Got wayoed.

Blaco's but goes this when this dude has a kid, fucking dude, And I was like, well, I don't know if that has to do with this, but.

Yeah, a lot.

I just like I did not know. Uh.

And then.

Then we do the show in Saint Louis, which I mean, super fun show.

That was a fun one.

We talked a lot about Nelly.

Nelly.

Yeah, dude, I.

Mean we talked so much about Nelly. People thought Nelly was gonna come out.

We didn't.

They were very disappointed.

We all wore air Force ones.

Wait, people thought Nelly was coming out?

Yeah a lot.

I mean, God damn, how sick would that have been? I mean I didn't even none of us have a Nelly plug, which if it was shaggy, if we're doing a show in Jamaica, I have.

An Nelly plug, I just don't use it. I'm not going to use it for this. Oh really saying I'm just not going to use it for this.

Birthday? Yeah, you're right, fucking my fortieth birthdays coming up. If you want to use the Nelly plug as my fortieth birthday gift, I would, you know, I wouldn't mind that. That'd be pretty sick.

I'll consider it. Really, I'll put that. I'll put that in the pipeline.

Okay. And then we went out. My parents were at that show. That was fine. Then we went to the casino. I lost. I forget how quickly you can lose money. I lost like two hundred dollars and like fifteen minutes, and.

I was like, I didn't realize your folks were coming out. I just bailed.

I didn't.

I didn't go out because I thought, you guys are going to go to the casino, and I was like, I'm not a gambler. Really, that's right. It would have been nice to hang with your folks though, yes, it was.

But luckily they got to the show two and a half hours before the show start. Like literally we had just walked through the door. We're going to do like a sound check. My parents are already like a we're here.

They beat us there.

Oh hi.

It was nice though. It was good to see them.

They're like, yeah, yeah, we had a four pm dinner and then just wandered over. I'm like four pm dinner.

Okay, okay, yeah, first on Ozark, ours is the time, damn, damn.

And then we mosied on to Beautiful Cleveland. It was Cleveland, the show that had the dope background.

Yeah.

Cleveland was like the old like, uh, we were in a Masonic temple.

Masonic temple.

Yeah, that was a Masonic the Hedgehog Hedgehog.

It was a place.

This place had ghosts for sure. Kyle says he thinks he saw one.

Oh dude, you could feel it.

I mean it was the most common place.

Yeah, you could feel ship like at least just a history of ghosts. I don't know if they were there, but you could feel it.

Yeah, they were there.

Did a ghosts say drink? Let you off?

Dude?

Somebody was whispering something like that to me that night, and I was tempted.

That's the demons.

But did it? But did a ghost say that?

Did it?

Ghost say off?

The ghost was like drink sixty nine?

You know, going behold a portal opened up there, dude, still over there?

Crazy.

It was so crazy.

It's wild that every city we go to, this damn portal opens up and then the wizards come out and outstage.

Just it is fucking crazy, dude.

Also, can we talk about one second Masonic temple. There's a dude there dressed in like what looks like chainmail armor from like the Renaissance fucking times or whatever.

Oh, the stage hand guy.

Like rent Fair style.

Well, afterwards, when we were doing meet and greets. No, like the guy who like worked there or was a member there, And I.

Was like, is this what they wear? Is this the thing that they rock at their like cocktail hours?

There was a ton of fucking costumes down in the basement of that theater. Blake and I got the tour. We went around and we saw and we heard about a certain member of the crew.

Did you you heard that? But did you hear when you got the tour?

Yeah? I heard it. It was nice and I was tempted.

Anna saying, no, it's just one of the guys who likes to dress up and he works there.

That's what I was gonna say.

He likes to dress in his chainil Kyle.

Just news you lose. Anna's on the podcast. Now, That's what I was gonna say.

But then when I was talking to him, that was when I felt the strongest presidence.

I felt this, Yeah, he was a ghost that makes.

Yeah, I felt like he was like I was in a track.

Saying his name is Kevin and he dresses up every night. So Kevin, it wasn't a special thing for us. That's how Kevin rolls.

Is true. It's a kind of a huge letdown. I mean it makes me go, okay, cool, Kevin is cool. But at the same time, I just wanted, like Friday nights at the Masonic Temple to be a bunch of dudes in long chain mail T shirts.

So that would have been cool.

Yeah, dude, chain T shirt. Just like talking about their jobs at like whatever the temple, like the jobs at fucking like.

Cause those were just like I was trying to figure out what they did at Masonic temples, Like I just couldn't.

What don't they do? That place is a freak.

Show, dude, I don't know. I don't know what.

They do.

That's what they did, sick production, sick place.

This theater was wild. There was a shooting range, there was a shooting range in it. There was a massive fucking pipe organ. There was multiple theaters.

There was a shooting range.

Yeah, but we didn't get to see that part. But they told me about that. Kevin told me about that afterwards.

Kyle, let me see your pipe organ.

They were just adding other stuff. They're like, yeah, there's a bowling alley, there's like a laser tag area. Yeah, there's uh there's actually a log ride. Yeah, you know, like when you're at six flags. There's a log ride so you can get wet if you want to.

There was a scratching post and a Bengal tiger.

They did say that that place goes off. It's like a basically an ed m concert every weekend.

They throw raves in their Yeah, but it goes off.

That's probably fuego.

It's like Blade. It's like the opening sequence a Blade, where they're just like letting.

Them blood, the blood sprinklers, dude, Yes, sacrifices. Yes.

So the Masons meet in lodge for two things, to hold monthly stated meetings where they discuss the business of the Lodge, which operates as a non profit entity. Text to progress candidates through the degrees of Freemasonry, which I don't know what that is. It seems like they should be laying bricks, but I don't think that that's what it is.

Well, the whole place was made of bricks.

These are private events that are open only to fellow Masons. And maybe they fuck each other.

I don't know.

We don't know. We're not there, so we don't know if anyone's each.

Other, So we don't know. We don't know if that's definitely what happens. But Yeah, it sounds like it's a place where you can like put your money into. You can like hold your money there like a like a bank that's a nonprofit where like you just let your money sit and you can write it all.

It's a freemason. Yeah, you're just like free.

It's free. It's free, Masan.

You can just put your money here, my son, and it's wrong.

We hooked up with our friends Mary, which was good to see her and her friend who was celebrating her fortieth birthday. We went on to an arcade bar and just sort of sat at that bar for a little bit and then went on Yeah too crazy in Cleveland.

That's because the the Margueritaville across the street was closed.

Yeah, we want to hit that one up. But the next day, baby, we went to the Rock and Roll Hall of Fame. Yeah, we talked about it on the pods. We don't have to go into it. But it was fucking sick.

It was Chryl Crow represented we're all a little crow hard crow nuts over here, real crow hard walk away from the Rock and Roll Hall of Fame was just Sheryl Crow's red bikini. The thing about Cheryl Crow if she makes you happy. She can't be that bad.

Well, and then we may had to make a drive from Cleveland after the Hall of Fame. We had to make a drive from Cleveland to Columbus in a sprint, in like a party bus, right, we had said, And uh, it's like a two and a half hour drive.

Adam was just on the pole the whole time we were.

We were all I couldn't stop shaking my little thing. And uh it was two and a half hours. It was kind of a long drive. We were all starving, and it's like, I know just the place, and admittedly we all were. When we pulled up, we were a little disappointed. We're like, this is the place. It's called dirty.

This looks like a retirement home.

This looks like my grandmother's like wet dream, but it was six Like there was a guy like literally in a rocking chair.

Yes, there was lots of rocking chairs. There was like seven of them out there.

It looked like what would be set up outside of like a haunted house. Just a dude in a rocket chair and coveralls that like is frozen until you walk by and he scares the shit out of your son.

And he's a real person.

You know, yeah, we we thought he was Halloween Decker.

And then we go inside and it's just like nothing, but they say it's going to be thirty minute. Wait. We're kind of in a time crunch because we were too busy checking out Cheryl Crow. That Cheryl Crow exhibited the Rock and Roll Hall of Fame, and then we were like, oh man. And then we wander around and we see the most delicious peanut butters and almond butters, and jams and preservatives.

Pickled beats. Pickled beats just set up the geography for people. The just you walk into a vaulted twenty thirty foot ceilings and it's like a bakery and with a gift shop on the side, and then upstairs there's a whole store filled with nick knacks and Patty Wax.

Gave my dog a bone.

Quilts and Amish quilts, expensive Amish quilts. Two grand for an amage quilt. Didn't think they'd go for that much, but the quality, it's quite science.

I think one of us should have got one.

Then so then we finally get sat and we're like this better be worth it, and a lot of us Scott Durs got a cool beige meal, but the rest of.

Us got let juicy turkey sat a.

Wet west juicy turkey sandwich.

But the rest of us and someone has the picture, we should post that. When this dr we do need to post this. This thing was dressed. My meal looked like Adam right now, all one, all kind of a lot of warm, warm browns.

And yeah they called me warm brown.

Yeah that's yeah.

But there was a buffet that was so banging. It was like Thanksgiving had just dropped, but also Thanksgiving where there's fried chicken, and did I have the wet ham and fried chicken and the mashed potatoes and the gravy and the the green beans and the carrots.

Kyle stayed vegetarian on that one.

I stayed vegetarian on this meal, and nothing, nothing made me jump off the fuck it, dude.

In your meal, your plate looked unbelievably sad. It looked so like it was longing.

For something I eat because I'm unhoppy.

Everyone was like, why didn't you bring up how sad Kyle's plate was on the podcast? And I'll be honest, it was sad, but not memorable enough even for me to just bring up in front of two thousand people.

Dude, you don't wait who said that? It was sad who said Isaac.

Isaac and Kyle were like, I'm surprised you didn't bring up how sad the plate was.

And I was like, it's forgettable, Kyle, No, it was really in the moment. I remember looking at you because we all got to go to the buffet and we were very hungry, and I came back with this pretty light plate and you hadn't.

Had Yeah, you didn't fill the plate even which is depressed, which my god.

I treated it like it was Thanksgiving.

Yeah, you the cause of diarrhea.

Durs had not gotten his meal yet and he looked at my plate and he was very disappointed and he said it's not enough.

Like, if you're doing buffet, you got to fill the plate in some comical lays. Not enough.

I loved it.

Is the dirt Dutchman. Was it worth it? Because I, I, for one, think it was a grand slam.

Yes, if you're in Ohio, go to Dirt Dutchman. There's it was a few of them, man.

Yeah, there's like, I want to say, four or five of them. And if you're if you're in Ohio and you're driving around Homage Country and you're you're hungry for a full blown Thanksgiving dinner meal with chicken and milkshake and a salad bar.

And bread pudding.

Yeah, by the way, like what milkshake? Was Watching you guys go to the buffet, people kept saying to me, like, you're smart man, just ordering off the menu of this buffet. It's gonna kill us. And I'm like, I still ordered a giant, gargantuan sandwich covered in gravy and a milkshake.

Yeah, that was that was the healthy choice. Yeah, that was the healthy there, you were healthy?

Yeah what?

And then certainly not uh And maybe one of the most memorable shows just because a true life hero came out to the show and then hung out with us afterwards for a little while. I appreciate Kyle Gas from Tenacious D. Yeah, you came to the show and it was a rawcious, banging show. I really liked that show because one of the stage hands kept being like, well, your fans are wild, right, He's like he seems like they're having fun out there, dude.

That was one of the best parts. Before the show started, everybody was chanting, let's get weird. I was getting freaking hide backstage.

Yeah no, yeah, and the backstage guy who looked like a fireman had retired and just taking this cool job to like make sure like everything was safe here. Definitely like hurt us before like doing our sound check and was like, well, if the kids are happy, uh to see what these guys are doing, that's that's fun and that's cool.

I forget where we were. I think we where were we? But it might have been Saint Louis at the Stifle Theater where we were doing our sound check and you know, we're being loud in idiots. And the woman put her fingers in her she was that was Columbus. Well see her putting her figures in her ears right up, like I don't want to even here.

Well, she didn't want to ruin the show. I think she's a huge fan. She said, no spoilers, she mouthed type butthole to me.

No spoilers for our fully rehearsed podcast.

Well, it's cool that the Wizards come for sound check, you know, Yeah, that they show up early through a quick portal, do a quick sound check. Uh, and then and then they did.

Then we know their lyrics too, So if the portal doesn't open, we can kind of run through it for them.

Yeah, but.

It's crazy, dude.

And then that that was the tour man, and and then now we got that's the first leg, and we got a row of true bangers. Dude, there's some cities that are kind of come out that we're gonna you know, another portal might open that they can sing different songs, other musical elements. Could you know what's gonna happen on the t I I Live tour.

And I know people at home are like, you guys keep saying like a portal is going to open up. We know it's you, it's not us. You don't be annoying that dude.

Quit being the dumb bitch.

And what we have to say to that is.

Shut up.

Also, why would we do that? Would yeah?

Yeah, thinking that we're the Wizards and not a magical portals opened up, it is so cringe.

It bothers me.

It's so cringe, Like, why would we split our audience? Why would be well, we willfully split our audience. That's bonkers.

Less, Yeah, it doesn't make any sense. How about you take a business class, you bitch. It's you're so cringe.

Yeah, I wish this is like market value.

Yeah, you're so cringey, bitch, cringing.

They're cringing, and I wish they would say less.

So on October twelfth and the thirteenth, Thursday and Friday, we will be in Indianapolis and then Louisville, baby, oh yeah, and then we go to Atlanta, Georgia. We're just doing one show that weekend, So Atlanta, you better show up because we're gonna be on forego.

Wait, so will you say these dates? So these people who think.

We're the Wizards?

Can you can see you can come and see a fucking portal opens up?

Yeah, you be the judge. October twelfth, Indianapolis, October thirteenth, Louisville, Kentucky. October twentieth, we go to Atlanta, Georgia. In the twenty sixth we're in Salt Lake City, which those tickets are selling fast. You better scoop them up. Seattle, We're just about sold out, so truly get.

Those very very fast, very excited.

That's gonna be. That's gonna be our Halloween show.

Should we dress whoas?

Maybe the Wizards just do that entire podcast? Who knows that?

Oh well, I don't know I have to talk to him.

And then November ninth, a couple of days after my fortieth birthday. So hello, maybe I drink forty shots in forty minutes during the podcast.

Yeah, forty forty shots of beer Millort.

No Millort.

You're gonna have a gorilla as for it, bro, We're gonna make you gorilla please.

Class November ninth, San Jose, November in Prairie, Texas, Texas. Trust see you theater never bring to Grand Prairie. Is that outside of Dallas or something? Is that right?

Can we just tell San Jose to show up?

Come on San Jose, which, by the way, s J Sharky has been in our d MS, the rumors having it that he's going to be there.

Oh ship, there's rumors that that the Shark is going to show up and the Wizards might show up. This is fucking wild.

Do you think he'll come out of a portal?

S J is in the d MS, dude, So we shall SJ the Shark, s J Sharky, Baby, So we pull up San Jose there, Come on, that's.

Bay Area, you guys. This is on Blake and Kyle.

Yeah, you got to right, I know that's why. I want to just take a moment and come on, everybody, let's go.

My mom will be there and s J. Sharky will be Hey, Kyle, what you guys? Don't beg these people, hold them accountable. I'm convinced this is your community. They should show up for you.

Hey, come on?

Okay, sorry, how should I phrase it?

You're putting the onus on you? The onus if do you? First of all, don't?

I don't know.

Was like I just pulled a six a M prank at him, bro.

Take the the onus is on your community. Man, are they going to show up or not?

That's what I'm saying, Come on, show up, don't Kyle, don't fucking your own is being a bit right.

Wait, so you think me saying come on is begging?

I'm saying and that's that's like a kid.

You shouldn't even have to ask, trying to say, let's show This.

Is such a privilege for you to come home to your town and back to them.

That's right, that's right.

Tenth, we will be in Grand Prairie, Texas, and I believe that's in Dallas. No one is letting me know whether it is or not. So I'm assuming it is.

I think it's on the outskirts or Houston. I think it's the outskirts of Doli.

Is a grand Grand Prairie.

I think it's outskirts of Deli.

Yes, So we're gonna wear skirts to the show. It's gonna be fun.

Do we have producers or no or not?

You can find them?

Yes, Dallas, we got yes, Dallas.

Also, you know what's really close to uh to Dallas. The buzzball's HQ, So we might have extra buzz.

We might get getting buzzed up by the way those buzzballs are flying. You bring your baseball gloves because you you'll you'll need you'll need.

Yes, a few few people have caught buzzies to the head.

Allegedly, maybe have hit someone in the face.

Allegedly some people have been hit in the head by buzzball and they signed it. And I've been told yes, Dallas, I fucking nailed it. November tenth, nice, we will be in Grand Prairie, Texas.

That would be epic if people brought their baseball gloves to catch buzzballs at the beginning.

Of the show.

Yeah, they would be safe. It would be safe, you know, because the onus isn't on us. It's for you to catch it, and the onus is on you to bring the safety equipment.

You know, Austin, Texas, November, that one is. We know that that's a banger. That's a Sunday show, So I wouldn't need people to let's go.

But yeah, let's talk to people about Sunday shows just because it's Sunday and going to chat say like, come oh, we're still throwing down.

Wow, yeah, try and not pay attention to your Sunday scaries. Okay, let's just put the Sunday Scaries down, come out and pretend it was fucking Saturday.

Remember when I said Sunday Scaries on the podcast and you guys lit in.

I still don't love it, but yeah, I don't.

I don't remember litting into you. I don't remember living.

Yeah. You guys were all like, I've never heard that in my fucking life. Did you make that up? And I'm like, no, I've never heard it.

But then once you did explain it, it made a lot of sense to me, and I get it, And now I'm fully adopting it and trying to you.

Know, still don't get it, honestly, scary. What is scary.

It's anxiety about the week, thinking about what you're supposed to do. Yeah, we didn't mean to lid it so far into.

As part of the mayor of Titty City. I take that apology and I put it between my big beautiful breast, put.

Up my ass.

Okay, so is that how we're kicking off take backs and apologies?

And no, we still we still got a little run here. November sixteenth, Portland, Oregon. November Seventeenthakland, California.

There we go, let go.

Then we go to San Diego, California. All those people that are like, why are you doing more California dates, you dumb bitch, We're there November are so show up, baby?

Yeah, because the onus is on us, is on us.

We answered your onuses and we have a showed up and then okay what Kyle said, thank you.

Then we go back to Texas. San Antonio, Texas. November thirtieth, Popa This December one, Friday, December one, sugar Land, Texas.

Hallo, oh Sugarland Express, baby.

Which is hide of Houston beyond. We should all do our best Beyonce impressions. Then we're going to go on to New York run November fifth, Huntington, New York, November sixth, Newark, New Jersey, number seventh. We're doing the Beacon Theater, which is a fucking huge deal.

Guy, Is this November? Are you saying this right? Is this still November? Do you actually? In December?

December? December seventh, December eighth, New York run of Huntington, New York the fifth, Newark, New Jersey the sixth, New York, New York, and New York the seventh, and then we go to Ben Salem, Pennsylvania Works Casino December eighth.

If you make it in Newark, you can make it anywhere.

Is it Newark?

Newark?

Did I say New York?

Yeah? But I'm just saying if you can make it in Newark, you can make it anywhere.

Yep, well said absolutely. The last few days of the tour, this is sad, guys. This is our last weekend right here. Tulsa, Oklahoma, the December fourteenth. December fifteenth, which is a Friday, we go to Kansas City, Missouri at Midland Yes, and then we ended in my home city of Omaha, the Olma haniacst Omaha, Nebraska. I'm going to run December sixteenth, Saturday, maybe at the beautiful Orphium Theater where I did my special there.

Oh that's cool.

And then group Suicide pack.

We could do the group Suicide.

Talking about buff Show's suicide Wings.

Death by Runs.

I feel like in Omaha, we're gonna have to try runzas. We need some both Godfather's Pizza and Valentino's Pizza. And you guys can tell me what you like better.

A slice place.

This is pizza place, but they're both Omaha based.

Are they like you gotta buy a whole pizza or is just like a walk up get a slice?

You got to buy a whole pizzas just have it there. We'll just get a few pies before the show and then we could do a little taste test.

Hang on, you have to buy.

And we'll have a stack of runs. Do we get a Do we act like it's a football game and we get some T shirt cannon guns and shoot runs us out into the crowd.

Yes, I mean I would love to just slang them like I tried, like try to get those hot pockets to the top deck of the fucking whatever theater that was. You're close, dude, I feel like you're going to get to the top deck very I've hit the balcony I think three times trying to get stuff up there. Oh you got something up there. Didn't you get the hot pocket up there? Maybe maybe the hot pocket went.

I feel like you got the hot pocket box up there.

Well, you don't throw buzzballs that far because that's not kill any But we've been throwing T shirts and uh, I think Cleveland was home base of hot pockets, so they get a ton of hot poks.

Saint Louis. I threw air Force ones. Oh yeah, that's right, bolo style, if you know what that means, and just fell short, hit the balcony, fell down, killed the man.

So we don't we don't throw hard things like buzzballs. We throw really soft things like air Force ones, like size shirt size like giant air Force.

Was sorry, sorry, fucking disaster.

So we're we're about a third the way through of the podcast. I mean, we're what we got we got not this one, guys, buckle up how long? I mean we still have quite a bit of tour less, but I mean some of these cities we're going to go hog wild and.

It's going quick, man, it is this tour is flying by dude, it's a blast. So get out here and party with us.

You know what, as much as doing the show in front of the people, that's obviously that's so damn fun. It's uh, I want to say, I love you guys, and it's so much fun to just be with my boys. Sorry, sorry this is making you undergo, but it's so fun to be with my boys and just hang out, like like we used to live together and like we used to just hang out on a Tuesday. It was it was. It was a blast.

It is.

I'll say that one of my one of my favorite things in life is to look across the airplane aisle to you guys. It's always it's always fun to just like turn back and be like, what are you doing? For what it is? I don't know why, but for whatever reason, it's always like, dude, it's because you always brings his mouth to your face no matter what you're doing.

They could be listening to music and you're like, look at Blake go just kind of jamming out right now.

Yeah, this close to his laptop doing whatever.

He's always so close my hair and face hides the corner.

And then durs is always your You're like, what movie is this guy getting into right now?

You know?

He he dug in the delta crates and he and You're like, look at Kyle sleeping, his.

Mouth gape constantly, like just needing lots of sleep.

And what's Adam doing?

What's Adam doings? Adam doing?

Adam, I'm usually getting up and stretching next to where the stewardess.

Is strapping that fucking vibrating belt to his body.

Look at him, look at him his therapeutics on the fight, look at him.

Hey, I would love to knock a kick this thing off. With a compliment to Adam, Dude, your body is doing great out there on the road. Dude, well done, dude.

I'm I will say, I'm stretching more than I've ever stretched, and I think it is helping. Like I'm every night before I go to bed, every morning, anytime I'm in my hotel. As long as you're not, I think wretched, maybe too hard?

Oh right, right, right home drunk and you just lay in bed stretching.

No, I lay on the floor, Oh sure, yeah, yes.

And I have found, like we're standing at really nice hotels, they are the floors still pretty disgusting. I found like a guy's whole bottom of his foot, like he just peeled his skin off of his foot and then just flew it and it was like a shike. It was like a chunk of like snake skin. But it was obviously a foot shedding.

Yeah, foot shedding.

Thats just me when I'm like doing my downward dogs and doing my little hip wiggle stretches and.

My little breathing deeply.

But thank you, Blake.

Yeah you're doing great, Bud.

I just went to the roomatologists the other day and he's like, essentially he's the doctor that after you go to every other doctor in the fucking world, he's the one that does like the detective work to find out what's wrong.

Uh, rouma has it.

I still have to go back one more time and you might tell me, oh, I have some horrible disease. But as of right now, he's like, I think you just broke your body. I think you Hey until then, cheers, I still can't send it. He's like, I think you worked out too hard and you overtext your body and you took your body to the limit because of your injury. When you're a kid, right, you just you went too hard in the paint. Essentially, head doctor Brosark, He's like, you went too hard in the paint.

Yeah, I mean like he's saying that you because he's saying you have an injury from when you were a kid and you've pushed that. Or he's saying because you had an injury, like mentally, you push it to the limit.

One leg is longer than the other, which causes you can cause a lot of problems with your gates and everything. And he's like, oh, yeah, right, I think you didn't stretch as probably as the least you should have. All that bike riding and all that CrossFit exercise you I was doing because I was doing Yeah, I took like maybe one day off a week, and a lot of times I do seven days.

And you would never just sit like figure four style to loosen up your hips.

I would never know it's so important. I might do some like quick lunges or just pull my head back. There's your take and U And so essentially he's like, it's going to be a long process of just rehab, just physical science, not to be in physical therapy, probably for yoga, And.

I can't wait for you to be so flexible that like whenever we're just sitting around doing like whatever sound check, you're just in the splits.

I just put my foot behind my head real eating your own asshole, yeah butt real quick?

How's my mic? And I'm like, I don't know about your Like my MIC's on? Is this thing on?

It starts? Whoever's like Kate is dropping off like the salads before the show, and I'm just eating my own salad.

It's pretty good.

Said Toss in his own salad.

We did have mint. We had a what city was it where we had the mint jelly with the fucking hush puppies?

That was Stu. That was the barbecue in Saint Louis.

And I believe it like from the original toss salad comedy bit that it's like the dude would put mint jelly and buttole.

Which I don't know if like that what what original Chris Rock.

Chris Rock essentially was the one who put tossing salads on the map because it was on a show that he was watching about like life in Prison. He's like, I like to toss a salad mint jelly in there, and.

So they were talking about it in prisons.

Oh, ship. I forget that bit and he's talking about eating ass popularized. He just keeps getting better. Chris Rock one of our best. All right, So, any take backs, any apologies, any epic giveaways? What are we doing?

I gave my compliment.

I'm a little upset I didn't try the green jelly mint jelly. Dude. That's uh, I guess I'm sad you never heard that. No, and I didn't even when we were there.

Was green Jello. The name of the band that did green jelly, Yeah jelly or jello, green jelly.

That's a you know what I should probably mention is, uh, I'm having a child, dude.

I'm going to be save that for Indianapolis.

I was letting you, I was letting you bring that up.

Well, I've already I've already said it. I've already said we'll get we'll get in. Okay, Well, yeah, this is you guys already knew.

But moment of gratitude, bro Ye.

Of gratitude, Yes, absolutely.

Unbelievable.

Who would have believed it? Not blake when he definitely when he saw me get on that flight, when he thought I was going to miss that flight, he was like.

Because I can't remember the worrying. He was like, can you imagine when he's gonna be a dad? And I was like, I think you're displaced.

That wasn't I was saying, because you have to prep so many so much earlier, and leave the house so much earlier. I didn't see he's going to be.

A bad dad, dude.

But then but said that about it be an amazing you know, Lake said, I'm just say ship, bro.

Okay, it sounds like you said something.

It sounds like something something was said, and let's save it for beautiful Indianapolis.

I think something was said.

I'm gonna hit you with Indianapolis and Louisville this this coming weekend, which.

Yeah, we'll get into it.

Bro, let's really peel these layers back. It sounds like you're talking Chip Lake, and I did not see that coming from you. You're before didn't.

Say you're a bad dad. He didn't say bad the new effect of and can you imagine he's about to be a dad? And I said, you know what, buddy, those are your words, not mine.

Right on, and then you went, yeah, we all hate each other. Now we all hate each other. Podcast is ruining in our.

Relationship I don't I love you, guys.

Most of that just went over my head.

All right, what else is new? And that's another episode.

Yes, you want to see you on the Tory.

Y'all come to the city Block.

The fucking portal.

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