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Bodily fluids, facial hair, Adam's foot, Miguel, Hollywood sex parties, video cameras, krumping, the TII tour, pain meds, rap groups, Burning Man, and more.
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Today we talk about that looks like a filled to the brim jar of hot dog flavored water. Are you good?
Yeah, Kyle's like a porno lifeguard. I'm into like safe Kinks.
You have some of the cleanest cats I've ever seen. Here we go, start your engines. M m m m m ming ming ming ming ming ming ming ming ming ming ming ming, mink, wowchcold stop fish, hot water looking Gramma?
Rolling Rolling, Rolling, Rolling? And what are we saying?
You don't remember that the line that changed our lives?
I honestly don't know what that is.
Fred Durst, Starfish and the hot dog flavored water.
But what song is that? That's from the album keep Rolling, Rolling, Rolling Rolling.
That's like at the top of the album didn't didn't didn't did didn't?
Yeah, that is an album I've never heard, I know, the rolling Rolling song. But yeah, yeah, it's the album title, and I think it's just at the beginning and.
They say it right at the beginning of the album, and it's the album that changed all of our lives I remember correctly.
Is it chocolate starfish a butthole? I'm assuming choco starfish as a butthole? Yeah?
And hot dog flavored a what's hot dog flavored water?
That's exactly what it is? Peepee?
I think he was just like kind of he was?
Or is it like I think it's just what it sounds like.
Or is it like squirt jizz? Is it squirt squirt? Is pee squirt?
Do you think it's squirt?
Square?
Is pe?
Oh? It's square, it's not pee like? Come on, but where is p are you?
Let's let's agree that. Let's get right to it. The hot dog would be the penis, right, and then the flavored.
Water hot dog flavor?
Holy ship, you're so butthole and penis and jism? Yeah, I think that's probably makes the.
Most I never ever thought about this. Hang on a second, I'll be right back. I'll be hot dog flavored water right back.
You're saying that hot dog flavored water.
ISI, that's what you're saying.
It makes sense, that's what he's saying.
I don't know if it's like a euphemism.
Do you want me to do? Do you want me to do? The intro again because I can there's yes, Yes, Rick, chocolate starfish and the hot dog flavored water.
Wow, you can do it so fast.
That is a butthole.
I never thought about that though, Like I've been saying that for fucking twenty years.
I never thought about that every wedding toast.
Boston, Chicago, get Ready, get ready, hot.
Dog flavored water, get ready to.
Learn bump bump, bump bump.
By the way, I think we're gonna do like a Q and A for every show, so like or if there's just knowledge that you want to bestow upon us, we'll read it out loud.
And uh oh yeah, we're gonna have an education.
Hour fact A moment of facts, yeah.
And quick a moment of facts.
Yeah. We talked about how Adam looks like one of the Jonas brothers with that beard.
Hello, which one, thank you so much.
I just watched, Uh, I think you know him, the one who was in that show that movie Goat.
Oh, I saw that flick Nicholas.
Yeah, who is that though? Nick? N J.
Nicholas old say Nicholas tours.
That movie's fucking nuts. Nicholas. Yeah, it's pretty it's it's pretty good.
It starts off real strong, and then it's like long bits of hazing that you're kind of like, I get it.
These guys are yeah, like torture.
Yeah, and but Durs probably loves that stuff.
Well, no, because they weren't women are pregnant, So.
Were you rack hard with all the hazing.
They weren't women and they weren't pregnant. So just rosie doesn't do anything for me.
Fitn't quite the trick for our boarders over there.
Yeah, you go.
Honestly, I was.
I was watching with my phone now, just watching women being push downstairs and wheelchairshrazy.
But that's just me. That's just wild. That's just jersey.
That and people throwing cats.
I was just how was uh why did you bring up Nicholas? Oh?
Because I look just like him? Yeah, because you're Breid. Yeah, because your beard looks like what he looks like with a beard.
Right, yeah, Like it does not coming in that well?
Can we see it from the sides real quick? Can I catch the side glimpse?
Oh?
Wow, coming on the side right there? Wow, that thing cuts like you could have Do you shave the shape of it?
This is all natural out No, I mean I shaved the neck. I shaved the neck.
Your your left side is definitely weaker than your right side.
Yeah, Adam, you could do mutton chops, no problem.
Yeah, oh dude, I had. I had mutton chops in high school. Like my ship, my ship came down to here. I think they came down to here when I first met you.
Guys, your ship looks fucking thick lamb chops, bro fucking disaster. My god, he's not a disaster. He's also his finest.
This isn't that much. I mean, I don't know, is it.
This isn't disaster worthy?
Is it disaster or is it coming in profit?
It's gorgeous.
Adam, you were the kind of kid who, like as a senior, like if you like, let's say I'm a freshman and I go to high school week one and I see a kid like you with mutton.
Chops down to here. I'm like, I can't keep up. I can't handle this. There's a man in this school. Yea, yeah, it's true.
Thank you for saying that, because I that's all I had ever had was the mutton chops. I couldn't I couldn't ever do a stash. I still can't this sash is not great.
It's just whispy. It's whispy, yeah, whisper to me.
It's the same amount of hair. It's just all blonde. It came in like completely blonde.
You come a little closer, You come a little closer. The lighting's not doing it justice.
Fucking thing sucks.
Oh wow, it's it is longer. Oh god, it's much longer than I would have expected.
Oh wow, it is long.
Actually, that's great.
You've got a gray stash. No, it's blonde as hell. It's not it's not right.
You've got a gray mustache.
Dude, dud, how he I do?
Mine is white?
Is it really?
Is it? Oh wow?
Oh my god?
Gray stash?
But you have the red bass. I feel that sort of offsets it because from the dustance it looks it looks red.
Yeah, it's just it looks like a can, like I have a candy cane, like pinned under my nose like Mine's it a great length right now? It's not a great length, but it's a long What are we doing?
Come on, come on now? Oh damn. Yeah, you got a real cookie duster. You got a real cooky duster. Brother, What the hell's a cookie duster? That's what a mustache is. Why what is it? What do you dust cookies? I don't understand.
Think about it, Adam, think about cookies. Yeah, when you're putting a cookie in your mouth, you're dusting it. It's like a little broom on the way in.
Yeah, cookie, Does you see what I'm saying?
So?
Yeah, But it could be a lasagna duster. It could be a chicken pot pie duster. Lasagna. Better not be dusty, brother, what kind of you have? Dusty lasagna? There's Isaac.
Isaac popped in like.
Just a ghost. Isaac popped in so scary? God my god, what the fuck?
I like?
How off put t I I nation is by Isaac?
Like?
I did not expect him to look like that? Is he? Okay?
He looks so white, he looks like a well, all the screen raps they have of him are fucking He's scared because he accidentally clicked into the thing.
Yes, it's all it's all from like right here, It's all like.
And is so so nervous that he's interrupting because he is. I'm alive.
I can't believe he hasn't accidentally shown up like butt naked yet that Oh yeah, when.
We do the tour. He should just roll on stage once a show and just be like.
Whoop, sorry literally roll, I might be rolling on on the tour. I might be rolling on stage.
Oh really, Yeah, that's fine. I actually liked that.
And we told the story about Isaaca and Comic Con where we like rolled into the hotel and then we like knocked on his door just to be like fucking whatever, and then we walked back to.
Our rooms down the hall and he pops out button naked, is like no allegedly and uh the door and he couldn't get back in his room and we all collapsed onto the floor dying. I remember laughing.
I did, what's that?
What?
Where were we?
It was? It was like comic Con.
Yeah, was Oh my god, it was the funniest thing I've ever seen in my life because it was straight out of like Ghostbusters. Rick Moranas trying to go back to the room and just like full body into the door.
Yeah, and then he had to walk down the hallway butt ass naked, and he had to like give him a towel and call that to the front.
And I had the low him and then he do you guys remember that?
Yeah, we all had to take turns. Fucking Isaac.
Yeah, well he needed to go soft. I was like, I bet you can't put your legs behind your head, and then he did and I was like he was having trouble softening up. You know, science, it's science. Science. Dang came out of the room. I think t K came to the rescue.
I thank goodness.
Man. Oh, because they were probably sharing a room or something. Wait, that's interesting. Why was because t K wasn't going to pay for a room, And it's perfectly logical. Isaac was naked in the room. Isaac was sleep and he popped out. Are you where are you going with this?
I just wonder you're gonna see my post about how I had I sent you guys the text about how I'm.
Very grateful to good texts.
Thank you, and I'm happy to give them and I'm happy to receive them. I love you, guys. But now Johnson up there, dude, I saw something in my foot and it's been there for a little while, and I thought it was a like a splinter or some shit. But it's been in there for I've noticed in a while. But I'm like, it's way down. My feet are already mangled and gross. So I've sort of given up on keeping them nice.
And I finally was so you thought it was a splinter that you were just gonna be like, that'll sort itself out.
Well, usually they kind of pushed themselves out, and but I kept noticing.
It and for sure, so it was deep. It was really deep. You could see it under layers of skin or something.
It was pretty and it was there and it was hard.
I could feel it, and I was details are not hashed out through text.
Too, Yeah, but a little poke coming through on me and uh I, so I took I was like, Clo, can I get some Tweezers? And she gave me the Tweezers and I dug dug down there. But I was watching TV as I was doing it, and I'm just like kind of plucking around down there, and I felt it and I'm like pulling on it, and it just keeps coming and keeps coming, and I look down and it's hot hot two.
It's two giant strings hanging out of my skin. And it's a stitch from nineteen ninety five when they.
Dude, that's fucking bizarre. That is wild, Like you have a stitch in your body from ninety five. You haven't had surgery or stitches on there since then. You can really date that back to ninety five.
I did not have surgery on my toe since the accident. And I remember that's the toe that fell off in the bathtub when I was jerking off.
Okay okay, yeah yeah, And so.
That half that toe has fallen off, so there's still a nub and they like barely attached it and they're like, it probably will fall off.
Half of it did.
The other half survived and it's not been really hard and it's doing a great job for me. So this stitch was like keeping that toe on. So I had to go to a foot doctor the other day to have them remove it.
But diatrist, how you know how smart I am? I know pediatrist diatrist. I just learned that I got to go to one.
Well, he was put in ankle too, he's a foot in ankle specialist. So is that a pediatrist to.
See that's what I just said, My ankle was fucked up?
Yeah, bro, Yeah, It's like how ear, nose, and throat are all kind of a thing when you are a Kyle.
T Bro Colleges E.
N t pro college horticulture.
Oh, horticology. That is horticology is the study of plants. Okay, go on, Yeah, and your nose and throat is just a e n T.
Your nosed throat, guy.
You go to e n T.
Know, there's gotta be a there's got to be a coolologist.
A butt doctor is a proctologist. A butt doctor proctology?
What about that? And what about the nipples?
That's what you know?
The nipples memory memory, memmology.
Wait, so so you know this little thread is from nineteen ninety five.
That's blockage. Baby, So is it out? Did he take it out? He took it out? Yeah? And what is he saying?
What is he doing the whole time? Is he like we get this all the time, or this isn't uncommon? He's like having an Indiana Jones moment.
No, he was like, this is this is insane.
Usually they come out within weeks and uh, this must have been super deep they and I was like, well I almost lost that toe And he's like, yeah, my guess is this was what this was their hail mary to let you keep this toe? Is they just literally tied it on with the stitch and they're like hopefully this stage.
Oh so when the toe fell off, that was when the stitch had failed.
Well, no, because there's the stitch kept the base on attached, but the top part was so it was like charred. So it's just black nub and they're like, it'll probably fall off, and it's I told the story. I'm jerking off for one of the first times in the bath dub and my toe fell off.
Yeah.
Yeah, of course as it as it does.
So yeah, legendary jerk session.
Bro, how good was that?
Oh that your your toe just shot off and was like, yo, got it, this new guy.
I might have been one of the first blasts, one of the first hot dog flavored waters that I shot.
Oh, I can't believe that that's come dude. That's the same to me.
I never thought about that might be one of the first hot dog flavored waters that I blasted. So it was your first bat?
Did I miss it?
That was Adam's first? It was, I don't. I won't say that it is the first in the water too, dude, but it was. It was there.
It was right around the time that I was finding I was learning my body. It was what six maybe seventh grade. I was I was figuring it out.
Yeah, let me paint this real quick.
Yeah, paint please, here's my hazel. Yeah, that's cool man. So that might have been your first batch.
Okay, so we think that this was like a like inner stitch that they did, like inside the flesh before they close it up with like outer stitches.
Maybe yeah stitch?
Yes, fine, Blake did bring up a good point.
Aren't those supposed to supposed to dissolve within if they put it in the body.
Well, there's permanent stitches and there's dissolving stitches.
What are permanent stitches ones that they have to eventually pull out them later that.
They pull out Yeah, yeah, and that's that's very normal. I just had stitches for my hip hip surgery a few weeks ago. I just had that those stitches removed and it's it's super easy.
They're just shoelaces. Have you ever had staples in your own Kyle? Great question, Oh dude, I've done the staple thing. This is booty used to be called staples center.
My back of my legs were completely stapled, So I like, yeah, probably.
Oh you had like that sexy like goth girl tattoo that goes off the back of the leg.
Oh yeah, I probably had like two dozen staples on the back exactly on my back legs.
Then ride a chuck you shit up the back of the legs. Oh boy, don't you walk away from me with that. You might feel coming through on you.
Did you? Guys?
See Mikeuel Miguel did a concert where he's hanging from hooks like sn M style for me. Yeah, he like came out and he like flew out and he's like he has hooks on his back that are through his skin and he's doing it, and I was like, that's a great idea for the live show.
Maybe, dude.
That's when coffee in the morning just doesn't wake you up enough.
Yeah, you have to have something that excited.
So that's I've seen that before where they put those giant hooks through the skin And what are you laying? Was he laying flat or like feet?
No, he was flying through the air. Dude.
This dude thought he was like from the Cell.
Anna just posted the TMZ article. Take take a quick click.
Remember the movie The Cell.
Remember when Miguel fucking leg dropped that girl at his concert.
It was and he tried to jump.
It was that it.
Yeah, were you guys with I got wasted with Miguel at had some like a party for agency.
Yeah, and he was like, come in here, let's hook up. And you're like, I don't want to. I'm not interested in you. And he's like, that's not what I'm talking about. Check out these hooks, and you're like, I'm really now running.
From this place. Yeah, look at this ship. Look at dude.
This ship is insane.
This looks like remember the dude in fucking Beetlejuice that would like when he went to the Afterlife and he would like get pulled around. He's like hanging up because oh yeah, sure hit looks like I gotta Beetlejuice.
The rocks so good.
Yeah, so glad there's not a sequel yet, but there will be.
So how do you how does he mean? What in the David Blaine is going on?
Dude, this is grow by the way.
I still like that joke for him, people saying what in the something? So it's piercings.
It's like bar piercings that are in deep enough like that then you can attach hooks to it and stretch your skin. And I guess, like, look at this mic cord going up there.
And I'm saying for the live show to just to spice up maybe Columbus, you know, Columbus, Ohio or yah.
Saying that it needs it. But yeah, not saying I don't know what Columbus is going to do to us. Maybe that's going to be our favorite city on the tour. I'm not sure. Well, if we're hanging from our backskin, maybe we just to spice it up, we throw on some hany dangles.
Hooky wookies. I don't I don't know, man, I don't think that.
I don't think that my little back area right up there would actually support the weight of my body.
I don't know.
Yeah, Miguel is a tinier man. I bet I bet there is a weight limit. I was going to bend those hooks real quick. I feel like something's ripping or like, dude, imagine imagine it's your first time doing it and it just rips your back off. You're so bummed if your back just ripped something.
Really think that that's what that's what would happen. What what's like the payoff here?
Like?
What is it? Is this like a bragging rights kind of thing like at dinner parties. You get to be like, actually, uh, check this out here? You want to hook on like does it? Does it feel good? Like? Does it? It's not cool?
Well? I think it to you, it's not cool. I think it's cool as hell.
No you don't, No, you don't. It's I don't think it's cool at all.
I really don't think like that.
Nobody really gives a fuck.
I think it's cool.
You do. Well, what what's cool about him?
Blake?
I want to hear this. What's so fucking dope?
It looks like Batman?
But hang on a second, Blake, if I asked you before this whole discussion here, if I asked you to name ten thousand cool things, this would not even be in the top ten thousand. Oh, hooks in the bag is up there, it's But what I'm saying is it's not up there because you would never have thought of it to be cool.
Well that's why I guess maybe is that why you think it's cool?
Blake? Yeah, it's all it's not cool.
What it is is the people that get into this kind of stuff were the kids that like had no friends, and they're like and they're actively going like I have to think of something crazy to do so people pay attention.
These are the kids who jump off the giant slide at the place ground and like eat ship just to have everyone watched.
But see, but I was that.
I was that, So I don't this is not This is not cool to me, Like I don't think get ready Okay, but I think Miguel is a cool dude. So I don't get it.
I think he is he cool or is he sexy? Both? Okay, because he both, because they're they're different.
Yeah, you might be right. Maybe he's just sexy dude.
Who's the sexiest not cool person?
I mean you, David Peers, David hype Peers. That was easy, beautiful man.
That was very handsome.
Well, handsome is different than sexy. Handsome is way different. This is true.
This is true.
This is hey, John Ham handsome sexy. You don't think he's sex No, no, no, you haven't seen his hands No I have no.
Yeah, that's why he's handsome not sexy. Interesting. This is insane. I love what we get down one of the nitty gritty of just humanology.
How do we have that we're doctors in humanology?
I think I would do this with like six to twelve hooks in me, like if I could do more than two.
Yeah, I'm used to seeing like seven hooks in the back. This dude just has like two in his shoulder.
You're used to seeing seven hooks in the back.
Yeah, I was just coming down from a science perspective. But Blake has seen it, so he's.
No, I've definitely seen and you're used to seeing seven hooks in the back.
If I had to do it, I would do it with none. I think I would do that. If I was going to do this, I would be dispersing it throughout my whole body. This is nuts.
Yeah.
It's people laying like horizontal and like they have the hooks in their back.
This dude's fully vertical.
What it is normally is people are in a dungeon. Yes, this is where it normally happens. Yeah, people are in dungeons. They're pouring hot wax all over each other.
There's one person that's like that's just in like in a saran wrap with like a little tube so they breathe.
Yeah, that's not chill. I don't like that. I don't I don't fuck with plastic like that.
That's where it's usually happening in weird sex.
I think it's not that.
I think that it's not in sex dungeons. It's way too dangerous the liability alone. I think that this is in front of a lot of people. It's like when you go see like people practicing circus shit in the park altogether.
Yeah, we're like really they're just all trying to fuck, but like they're like, yeah, no, get up on my feet and then like do that, and then like I'll carry you, and then he climbs on to me. It's a communal thing. And then do they find the dungeon later.
No, it's they're in the dungeon.
Well, Adam's saying a sex a populated sex dungeon. It's not just a sex du Two people are talking like a sex like a fuck vest.
And where is this?
Well, you guys heard about that that agent that had a guy was killed or someone was killed in his basement in his sex dungeon a few years back.
I don't know what you're talking about, but you know what happened.
It was a w agent. He's just like an agent, but he has a sex dungeon. He's just like he's just like a regular essay agent. But he had a sex dungeon and someone died and it was an accident. They didn't do it on purpose, but it was. He was like in you know when they put you in.
Like the sid was sitting on his face and he's like, he just died.
No, it was like they put I forgot what I understand of it. They put them in like what do they call it, the like their vacuum. Oh yeah, with their vacuum sealed, and then they have like a little hole for their mouth. Not interesting, and then somehow that hole got was fucked up.
Not interested. Don't care where I am what kind of dungeon I am. I'm not fucking with plastic?
Yeah way really, yeah, that's what.
Last Hanna just sent us the link death in a Hollywood sex dungeon. How a Top eight agency's executives mummification ritual ended in tragedy.
Oh, mummification. That's your agent. If you're like me on Monday, you have to you have to call him about like your silly projects that you're writing on. And I know this is weird, but Brendan Fraser wants to do the mummy bree, so.
I know it's it's a bad it's bad timing, but I do want to talk about the Mummy three uh, I mean kind of weird?
Is it better?
That's the whole thing is.
I'm like, how much better is it in a fucking suit where you can't breathe?
It's gotta be good.
Yeah, No, it's not just hold your breath, Just hold your breath, dude.
It's about it's all about finding that first bat.
Or one of the or fucking one of those you know those altitude trainers, fucking altitude trainer where you can kind of like turn it down a little bit, but plastic.
Kyle saying that, like.
Yeah, Kyle really knew exactly what to Kyle's in scuba gear in the bedroom. That's going on?
He gets in that Michael Jackson sleeping chamber.
Are you one of those dudes who you like to get it on right before you fall asleep, Like you like to be like almost like fully out of it when you're when you knocked out a little.
Bit like was it a dream or what? Like? I didn't know that was the thing either. What is going on?
That's I think that that's the Tiger Woods is like you would like get really like into a zone where you like.
Well, that's like you take ambient and then that was like a thing that people said, you take ambient and then you try and fuck before you fall asleep or whatever.
Right, Yeah, yeah, that's hilarious. That seems insane. That seems insane. I don't know. All these you get restless, like syndrome, and then you're like, let's just go, let's do it.
All these kinks they seem so dangerous. Well in the kink shaming, I'm into. I'm into like say kinks, you know what I mean, like like, let's be safe about it. Let's get to the bottom.
Dow Man. Sometimes the more dangerous the better.
Yeah, evidently this this agent like he was I mean, he wasn't this wasn't a secret. He was out and proud and he was like lead like it's like.
It's mummy night, It's mummy night, mommy. So he was like part of a culture.
He led like a where a two thousand and five documentary called Pup, which chronicles his involvement in pup play a scene in which a handler and a human puff puppy inter rat for sexual gratification.
That's a little weird y, I understand. Yeah, that makes a lot of sense. That's that's kind of cool. Wait wait wait, whoa, whoa, whoa wait wait what is that Let's see you're playing with the puppy while you I think that is just no. I think that is like someone is a little is acting like a little dog and they're crawling on the ground and they have a caller in the lead, someone's actual puppy.
Yes, there's not an actual dog there. I don't think that's not cool.
Yeah, you know, and that is pretty awesome. That's cool, that's cool, that's cool. That's way cool. I mean, like that's just a person leash, right, I think so. I think so freaking a leash. Wow, there we go, freaks, there we go. Yeah.
I love that people are like, no kink shaming. It's like, yeah, but this someone died, so like maybe that one we don't do.
Yeah, well that's the thing. It's like we don't want to shame it. We just want to create awareness so that like maybe uh you're.
Saying, but sometimes see the thing is is you can't shame.
But is the kink Like what is that? Like I'm losing breath. That's my kink. I'm going right to the edge of death. Is that?
Wow?
Yeah, that is that.
I think that is the king. Yes, as you're you're going to the edge of death and coming back. I mean like that was crazy literally coming back.
Coming ed's the edging the fish. Wow, I'm coming back?
Wow? What is this podcast about?
Flatlining?
Baby?
Well?
I think the thing is is we've we've gone too far the other direction where you can't kink shame, right, you can't shame anything, but sometimes you need to shame because people are doing crazy shit and people are dying.
People need to be shamed, like you should be able to make fun of ship, you know, because some people need to die. That's what they have to do. They have to die.
Oh you're saying this is like what uh Murphy's Darwinism.
Yeah, that's it.
It's like Murphy Brown.
Yeah.
But dude, the other week when I was saying that we should have a suicide pack, you were like very much not on board. And I got a lot of text messages from from friends saying, Hey, maybe maybe no suicide pack.
I know you're in pain. That's that's sad that I don't like that. But if.
I like to start suicide packs with people and take it right to the limit and.
Then I'm sure that's something. I'm sure that.
But if if I was questioning it, just just saying that, say it again, Blake, Are you sure that that's something.
I'm sure that's something.
Just questioning it is not shaming it. Just wondering if it's safe is not shaming.
Yeah, that's a good point, Kyle. I like that.
I'm just saying it doesn't feel like. Yeah, Kyle's like a porno lifeguard. That's that's it. It's just he's blowing the whistle and he's just going, are weird? Yeah? Advices?
All right? You guys got plastic buddy? Yeah, chill is that person shitting on your chest?
You want that that and you want that right?
You want him to piss in your mouth and you can and you can breathe, and you can breathe carry all that, all that diarrhea being poured on your head while you're.
You're good with ready cool? That all right? He said it the two girls, one cup you you you signed up for that? All right?
God what an era that was.
So this guy's house was in Los Folies, just in the hills right there, and it says stairs located on the right side of the house, go down to the basement door. The basement is outfitted as a BDSM style dungeon. The room is equipped with paddle floor tiles, a Saint Andrew's cross, a ladder, black chairs, I think a classic like cross so you can not hot hot hot, right, I mean someone looked that up, a paddle examination table, and metal cage racks on the walls containing xingu Numerous floggers, paddles, crops, canes, leather masks and hoods and ropes are noted in the room. Accessories are noted in the room. Numerous eye hooks are observed on the ceiling and ceiling beams for suspension.
And bondage.
You like, if one of us, like I just went over to Blake's new house and I'm like, you know it took a little tour, and be like cool, love it. And you know when we go over to each other's homes for the first time, you're like, here, check this out, look at this. If you just go in the basement and that is in the basement, you're like, here's my kookie room.
Well you just asked. You just check in, And that's when you have a check in with your butt you're like, hey, you're being safe.
You're good.
You're good, like you're good. You blow the vessels all good?
This big uh, this big bat.
I see there's a big ot like tub over there, five gallon bucket filled with dial So.
You're you are collecting your piss. You're collecting your piss.
You're good and you're good as long as you're good hoping. But you got to look them in the eyes and make sure that they're good.
You know, you got a few buckets of your own urine in here. You good, You're good, You're good. I'm good.
There's a lot of someone else's fingernails in here. Good jar, good for the jar man? Is that hot dog flavor water? What's going? Why are you saving that? Why are you saving that?
That looks like a filled to the brim jar of hot dog flavored water?
You good? Good? Yeah, I'm just gonna ask one more time, are you like before you leave, before you go out and back to the kitchen, you want to get a little cry, Yeah, he's you know you want eggs right now?
You went some eggs, of course.
But just real quick before we head out, lost, Yes, you good? Down here, bro, like you're good.
You're good?
Are you good? Are you good?
I see what this looks like? Uh like human like shavings of human flesh? Are you good?
Yeah? I could tell this might not be good. Bro, this is not good.
I need this is This is blood. This is a whole mason jar full of human blood. So are you good?
You're good, You're good. It's on the line, starting to ride the line a little bit. Oh, who is this one of those sa Andrew's crosses here? I heard about these? What is this? What is this? Looking up?
Real quick?
Let me look it up real quick? Now hang on like that's for strapping people to write.
Yeah, strapped people do that?
Yeah? Yeah, huh?
Are you good?
Now? Now this wall it looks like uh now, this is this it looks like now there's a tattoo on the This is leather and there's a tattoo here. It looks like it's human skin. Are you good?
Yes?
Now this wall it's made out of a human backskin? You good? Now?
If I push this brick, a door opens up down to a padded room with the pummel horse.
And there's good Yeah. And I do hear screaming out there. I hear a lot of screaming. There's literal little scratch marks on the walls. You've been trying to get out, Bro, Do.
You want to hit a hike or something?
You know, we were we were gonna go to Runing Canyon and uh walk your you're pug.
But still good for running or not? This? Uh, this gymnastics is it really installed? You had someone come in here and install these? Huh that's that's expensive. That's a lot of work for something like this.
Are you good?
Yeah?
There's a there's a some wet marks here and then a lot of human hair, a lot of it. Could it's either human or animal hair. I can't exactly tell you good?
Is this animal? Is this human? That's human? That's human? Okay?
She told me to wear my shoes for crewise. Goddamn dag. Now I wore sandals and you you made me take them off when I came in the kitchen.
Why did I wear my cross?
And I'm farefoot now and it's it's real sticky, real, real sticky. It's that hot dog flavored water.
What's about that bed of nails?
Now?
I'm trying to leave and you're holding me back. And I looked and found h on my ankle, and I'm just asking if you're good.
I'm starting to fade out of.
Your your.
Charco I'm not good.
I don't know if you're good. I'm not good.
My butthole.
I'm good.
No, that's not right now. Right now, you're currently fisting my asshole. You good or I'm good, baby.
You're back.
Now, here's my question.
If this, if this is your agent, there's no way he's not constantly talking about this, right.
I mean he's probably been so annoying about like his crazy weekend.
You're trying to be casual, like, yeah, kids, we did the we went to Disney. You know how that goes well. If you think your feeder sore should see my asshole. This weekend is crazy and I don't want to see any calls from Universal.
I have my ass while propped open with a metal You.
Know, I had a pink sock situation.
I had a complete pink fox situation. My asshole was inverted.
I was did you read the latest draft?
I didn't you?
Oh did that come through?
I was blindfolded all weekend.
You couldn't read. It was getting uh fisted. I hope that wasn't a plastic piece of plastic and you.
Know it was yeah, well I had a real stinking rose of a weekend. Oh he went to the restaurant. No no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no. There's that restaurant there on I think los Cienago called the Stinking Rose. You went there? No, no, no, no, no, Like, who who were his clients?
Like, who's on his who's on his roster?
Dude? He it was like they're hot. He was the head of Imagine Television for a while. He was like the kids station. No, that's Imagine is like Brian Grazer and Ron Howard's coming. Oh my gosh, dude. He was like a huge he was a huge agent. Sure, and it was a senior VP of business development at w M A is where he was at Holy Smokes and.
He might still be. I was even doing that job. Holes in his back.
And I don't think he did anything like illegal. I think everyone was.
I'm not saying illegal.
It was you know, someone tragically died.
I go, yeah, by the way, let's just circle back. Sure, super sad situation. Yes, yeah, yes, Jeff is sad. Also like maybe don't be there, yeah, but I just am like, just be safe. Just be safe, come back, come back. Who are these clients?
Ile just wants to make sure you're good.
Just come back fucking like ten percent before that, you know what I mean? Like, come on back.
But think of think of where he was. It was probably about to be the biggest bust ever.
Dude, great, I mean, but who and what what is this bus that they're chasing. Did they have a bus where they're toe shot off like Adam and they're just trying to get that bust back?
Oh?
Could never. You're not gonna get chasing that high man. Like any addiction, it.
Must it must be so good, because why else would you do ship like it happened?
You know, it's it's pretty good. Ready, it's pretty good, just like regular.
Do you guys remember your yours?
Do you have one? In the moment?
Oh god, this is crass. Oh my god, you just remember. You just reminded me of something in crass that crass.
The year was two tho fourteen. Answer, this is crass. It was comic Con.
What's comic Con?
And Isaac was fucking Isaac.
Isaac, you're looking at my asshole. You're good.
I can't wait for him to just come on screen. Come on, come on screen after this and just like you guys are working, what did your what are you guys doing?
It never happened, It didn't happen. We know for the podcast.
Uh you take back serpologies or kink shames a way.
Dude, I have a gear shift if you guys want a little gear shift.
Yeah, man, shift those gears.
Let's shift gears. Let's go another hour.
I got this sick fucking high eight camera that I might bring on tour with us.
Oh dude, we can see everything you're doing, by the way, because you have a huge mirror behind it.
I know I'm grabbing it. I'm grabbing it. I'm grabbing it to show you guys because it's like.
Did you move rooms, Kyle, what happened? You have a new setup?
No, I just switched it around and put my desk in a spot. I like that. You do that.
I feel like I never do that. Once I put my desk or put my shit one place, it lives there until I moved from that place.
You're not a rearranger. You're not a rearranger.
I think every six months, every six months, I kind of fuck with it. I really do. It is a power ranger.
I really do. I remember my parents rearranging the house and that shit was cool.
Look at this thing. It fucking works.
Oh wow, so this is a handicam. Yeah, so this is vintage.
I remember that one. It was thirteen ninety nine and B and M or BNW or whatever that magazine is. Dude. Oh oh yeah, bnh BNH, thank you, I remember that fucker. Yeah, yeah, yeah, dude. This thing is sick.
This is like pre film school, like high school. It's a handycam. It's a high eight. It's like the original digital.
Kyle, this thing you should just film constantly and let's make a documentary about us on tour.
Sell it to those damn streamers.
Kyle.
I'm going to try and get I'm going to try and put some good audio on top of this so I don't have to use the microphone inside.
What's the model number on that? This is a sony handycam. Let me see where does it say that?
I don't know.
Well, that's three hundred and thirty digital zoom, dude, that's how you can three You can zoom in three hundred and thirty times. My god, I'm gonna be zooming into the balcony with this model number that I don't know. Oh, here we go, uh CCD TR seven one six, okay TR seven. My brother knew it. When I was like, hey, Adam, I got this, He's like, oh, that's the see or I'm like, how do you know that? Shit?
Why do you need to know me? What is the purpose?
I'm looking it up because I I'm almost positive I remember seeing that camera and knowing the price was out of my price range for back in.
The day, and I got like, A, I got digital, A's looks great.
Do you remember when uh kile, remember when we found that camera on Craigslist and I had a little bit of money and we went and bought the uh.
Yes, what was that? The dB That was the Sony DVX DVX one hundred. A wait, you guys just found money. No, Adam had, no I had.
I had a little bit of money and so I had like twenty five dollars and that's how much it costs. And I was like, fuck it, fuck you remember, and we bought that and that's what we filmed all of the MC videos on.
And then we all pitched in, like you bought that. I had the edit gear we all pitched in on a good microphone after a couple of sketches, and then we were we were good to go.
Off to the races. And do you remember that that's what filmed David le Chappelle's Rise on the actual camera, Yeah, the actual camera. It was crump dancing was crunk with the K right, I thought it was crumping. I thought it was a documentary on crumping. And I think it is called the Yeah, and.
It is called Rise. I was right by right, you got it. I think you look up aout David le Chappelle's Crump.
Yes, David la Chappelle made a whole documentary on crump.
Why are we saying le Chappelle? I believe it's la Chappelle. I think it's la Chappelle.
I'm just following.
I wonder if he was bummed when David Dave Chappelle became the biggest star, or if he's just like yeah.
But I think they kind of were simultaneously rising because he was doing music videos back in the day at this time that like, uh not how high?
But what's the movie called with the half break Brewer? Half Break? Yeah? Did they ever I wonder if they ever collabed if we had Dave, there's no doubt that their homies.
They have to be, absolutely have to be.
Yeah, there's gonna be a picture of them.
Someone is notoriously great at crumping rise.
Really Yeah, I do remember when it was like crumping is next and it kind of let's just say there's still break dancers, and that started in the eighties and I don't know how many crumpers.
I don't know if it stood the test of time. So what was crumping. Crumping was just like where you're.
Really popping and locking and like slamming into it. But maybe they.
Think that's still Isn't that like what this move was, or that every.
Don't do anything fucking thread's gonna shoot out this one.
Where you're kind of like, this is how we got here, Dude, I'm not. I'm believe me. I could barely stand and sit at this point, but but I can crump bitch that move, right, Yeah, yeah, everybody, you're gonna want to watch the live stream for this. Yeah, yeah, you got trump.
But I thought crump because remember they were like crump clowns, right, do you guys remember that that sh it was kind of cool?
Then I was like, Okay, this has got your definition? Is that cool again?
Ten thousand cool lists?
You're not thinking of that list for being for sure the one that is hanging on to cool the longest, or is at least attempting to. Uh, your definition of cool is way way different mine. You got to think outside the box. Man, Hey, then that is cool.
It's all about how he says it. It's cool. It's cool, right, that's the word.
I remember really thinking crump clowns were really awesome, and I still do.
And then there's really awesome. I remember thinking, you remember thinking it because it because you did, and then now you don't.
Oh yeah, well it's been a while to I've actually thought about crumping clowns, but for a while there.
Now, dude, and I'm watching this trailer right now. It is insane that that this was a whole documentary of people just going like.
Right, right, right right, Adam, Adam. I know you haven't found him.
I know yourself.
I know this is your second man.
You're either walking or dancing. But my man, if you can't walk, you can't dance, please don't.
I cannot go to WM and tell them you went out like this.
Dude, there I mean, I just got I've been going to see specialists every every other day. I'm going to a new specialist. Just got a new one the other day. They're testing me for all the diseases.
Now, okay, okay, which one fingers crossed?
See if I have some sort of and I'm going to have to go to I just went to a neurologist and he wants me to go to a rheumatologist, which they check for diseases of and disorders of the muscles, bones, and joints.
So that's what he thinks it's going on.
He's like, this, man, my man's some joint disorders.
Because all of like just a muscle will just lock up and spasm.
So like, just what's happening to you right now?
Yeah, and my left leg and left arm are now going numb, completely numb.
Fuck. Yeah. Yeah, everybody's pretty worried about me. Yeah.
Vietnam, Vietnam. That's nerves, right, I mean, that's dude. You just got to drink more water. Let's talk about some dates coming up that we're gonna be at your city lot. That is true, Medford, Massachusets. We're basically sold out.
I want to say, there's like one hundred tickets left, So get the fuck out there and get some tickets Chicago.
The Chicago Theater is fucking massive. We try to step up to the plate. I don't know if we're gonna sell this one out if the people don't come. There's thousands of people already there. But dude, those back seats they're hell of cheap.
Well three thousand or thirty eight hundred, it's almost for a now theater, so it's almost fourth thousand and uh free. We still there's only you know, a few hundred left. It's not like we're that far off.
But helps us not look like bitches.
We don't want to be bitches everywhere.
And that's September seventeenth in Chicago.
September twenty second, we're coming out to where Phoenix, Phoenix, Phoenix, Phoenix, Phoenix, Arizona, to be specifically.
All I thought you went Phoenix, Massachusetts. That was confusing. That would have been a shorter flight.
And then we're back in Long Beach on the twenty third September, and then we're out to Denver, the Mile High City on September twenty four.
We're gonna rip bongs that oh dude. That's that's the dude that is the craziest. Uh Phoenix to Long Beach, that makes that makes a lot of sense. And then to Denver that's going to be a real whoops of douzel.
Yeah, oh, coming in mile High.
It's going to be off the hook though, it's gonna be good.
Yeah, we're gonna come in hot, hot, hot hot. To Denver. That's gonna be sick.
Like if we don't come out to Denver the Last Dinosaur.
The theme song, we're coming out, Oh we have to.
I'm an I'm a dangle from some from hooks, like we gotta come out to some Denver the Last Dinosaur.
Yeah, Denver's gonna be fucking sick.
Is it harder to breathe in Denver or what?
Yeah about breathing? Yeah, that's that's sort of your Yeah, what's going on?
I've noticed like every once in a while you'll be talking, it'll just like kind of bottom out a little bit.
Are you is your esophagus closing?
He's old as dirt, he's getting up there.
I just because my body is betraying me.
And Adam, I'm I'm not as I'm not as.
Crazy as you but crazy as the definition of crazy. My leg has been numb for a year, now, you know what I mean, Like it's fucked up. It's no I have it's nerve, it's nerves.
Leg is numb. And Adams, wait, it's like two of us can't feel our legs. Mine's not the whole feeling minds. Mine's like just the just the thigh right here, right this you.
Get you get you some gaba pentaspathy.
Bro, that'spathy.
Do they go?
They go take one pill. I went to one doctor and he goes, take one pill at night and see how it goes.
Do the hockey poke?
And I went to another doctor. I went to another doctor and he goes, bump that up. That's way too low. Bump that up to at least the two pills at night. And I'm like, okay, just at night and.
You woke up on your roof. And then I went to another specialist and he goes, that's not going to do anything. Bump that up to three pills three times a day.
Five yeah, nine, nine white pills. No, hold up, hold up, that's it's science. Hold up, Adam, you have to watch that fucking show. What was the drug show with Uh yeah, Michael Keith Keaton, Yeah, it's opie. What is it called?
Is it called?
Did you see opioid?
Is that what?
You got to watch that one? Just so we don't lose you dope sick, dope sick sick. No dude.
I started to watch the newest one Painkiller with Matthew Broderick. Oh yeah, and I got so depressed because it's literally exactly my life right now. Of like an injury, you get prescribed pills and then you become an addict.
Yeah, which is why you gotta gaba pinin.
Isn't that's not an opiate? That that's not a nun.
Watching them, No, but we don't. I don't know what gabba penin is one of those things that's prescribed for a lot of things.
I think, yeah, it's it's nerve, it's nerve pined. So they're essentially they're going like, we think it's we think it's nerve, but we can't find where it's pinched and we can't find what's wrong.
With So it is a pain killer. It's a pain killer.
No, it's a nerve number.
Yes, nerve number. It's a pain killer, but it's to kill the pain. Of specifically nerve pain.
And it's not an op because my dad, my dad got an alarm.
Now I do have hydra codon. That opioids man, Yeah, that is opioids, and I don't take that up.
It takes six real quick. You see what happens.
Hydra codones. Those are those are the Those are bad news man. I mean there, they'll help you out, but you shouldn't be on them for longer.
I only take those if the paint is very bad, and then I'll take one only at night.
So I'm I'm careful with that ship and.
Our producer who will not go name, so that fucking uh. The pet people don't come for I give three pills of before he gets yo pat. I don't know how honestly, I don't know how I feel.
About that described by the vet.
It makes maybe what is this ship? Maybe don't take them to get groom. Maybe just hose them down the back.
To look up.
Yeah, there's no how to handle cats. He's always talking about putting them underwater.
Then you watch kids, Yeah, and then you come back gave the cat and you dunk it in the pool and you call it a washing the cat.
It's hard it's hard to do. That's what they call washing the cat.
You know, washing the cat is right? Oh man, interesting that that happens in the dungeon. Now that is uh. It looks like you washed a cat down here. You good?
You're good.
Looks like you're bathing a cat down here? You good?
What is that? I don't even know what it was?
The cat?
The cat? What is that? What is that whole thing? I noticed your cats.
Look like they're they've recently been groomed.
And I know how hard that is. So I'm just wondering if you're good.
You have some of the cleanest cats I've ever seen, and that's oh my god, those are some clean cats.
They smell like verbal essence.
My god, these all your cats, these all your cats.
Damn.
Remember that herbal commercial where they were like.
Yeah, we talked about it. That's why Homer girls good, Blake, Are you good today? Dude? You look like you're about to fall asleep or something. Yeah, happening. Did you take some AMBIENTA what's going on? Bro?
I took some Gaba pen and I'm fucking on cloud.
Maybe it doesn't so far, I don't feel anything from the Gaba pit and I've been taking fistfuls of it, so it's it is not working for me.
If it doesn't work, I would just flush it and let the fish eat it. It crawls out of the ocean a couple.
I have so many different pills.
I have like a giant gallon zip bag that it's filled with different pills that I've been prescribed.
That I'm like just a grab bag.
They aren't working, Yeah, they aren't working, and then they mean something else and then I but I you know, what do you do with them?
You just kind of keep them forever?
Yeah, well until the until they expire.
What I like to do is I like to put them all in. I like to empty them all in a bag and make them around and then take them blender grab them and then reach my hand in take like five randoms and see if that were well, grab bag, that's a sick kink.
I'm down.
Yeah, that's kind of my kink. Is uh is down for that low purple pills.
Take a little bit out and put it back in.
All of my musical knowledge is from the year like two thousand and two is two thousand to two thousand and four, that's u.
All of my musical knowledge. Adam was a huge D twelve fan. Oh Purple Pills was sick. Yeah, cak, dude.
I was big fans of all the other like not the famous, like Murphy Lee and all of uh, all of Nelly's homies. That's that's what I loved. Yeah, the team name a member of D twelve Lloyd Banks, no bros.
That's my favorite. I've got one, I've got one. You've got the one that everyone Oh wait, I know what you got it? O Bi Trice, O b Trice.
You just looked down. You looked at that.
No, I didn't. I didn't when you were looking down, I was about I typed D twelve and I stopped and then I said, ob Obi Trice real.
Typed D twelve. Ob Twice popped up.
Oh it's not there, dude, it's not there. Don't do that to me. My guy, Bernie Lomax bought the album and I was like, this has two songs. Don't do that to me. Okay, remember, but then there's the guy who died, the guy who died.
Bizarre, Bizarre. He's the big fat guy. He was cool man.
Yeah. Who was the dude who was like M's right hand man who died.
I think that's yellow Obi Trice.
No, no, no, his guy, it was like his.
It was like the leader of D twelve.
That wasn't I know it because I finished my Google search now so I know.
Now I can tell you who we got.
I want to know. It's proof you got it. You got it. I mean I just sent us whole length. But yeah, also, Obi Trice not a member.
I was wondering. See, okay, Obi Trice was.
But that's what I was thinking. Okay, cool man, that's we're on the same wavelength.
I got bizarre, so I get I get the point. Yeah, I did. I got nothing. I mean Lloyd Banks was the only one that I got was a swing and it was it. He wasn't the blue and yellow purple pillar. I mean, G unit was better than D twelve. Correct?
Is that your statement that this is D twelve but one?
Yeah, Hey, guys, I personally like, what there's only nine members of details?
Well there's I'm yeah, that's a problem. There's other members. There's supposed to be twelve members of D twelve, right, there's only nine shown here.
I don't know.
Okay, but okay, so Tony Tony was in Unit. Yeah, he's a bigger star than anyone in D twelve, and so is Lloyd.
Had he had a hit song, he had a hit.
G Unit is more successful than D twelve for sure, for sure.
Okay, but I know Detroit Lions one the other night. That's that's not right on the bread. But D twelve was probably more fun than Yes, if you had to go to like a Discovery Zone with a rap group, you're gonna want to go with D twelve. They're so fun. I feel like they were having fun all nine of.
Them, D nine of them. That's right. That's where I totally disagree because I would roll with G UNIT. I feel like to a kid's party, Yeah, to a kid's Discovery Zone.
Yes. I will say that the commercials for Discovery Zone went the Discovery Zone and they would say Unit.
So there might be like a.
Great parallel great parallel brother.
Yeah, and you know like what I like, get shut. That's that's a soul though.
Yeah.
But yo, dude, g you know, twelve twelve a.
Super If they went on tour to O boy, it's the fiftie of the year.
Well, you know how like they're always they keep doing these like like when we were Young tour. That's like every band that was popular when we were in our early twenties. Yeah, uh, they have to do that for rap, Like why they've been doing that.
I went to the Kings of Rap tour like five years ago with like fucking everybody. It was like day Lost Soul, Uh, Chuck, d ice Cube, ll cool J. By the way, ice Cube. I was like, yeah, I like ice Cube enough. He was un fucking believable. It was at the Hollywood Bowl.
He had everybody in like the palm of his hand, and when he did today was a good day. I was like, I think this is the uh, most quotable rap song in the history of rap songs. Everyone knows the second half to every line, every line, right, Yeah.
It's very good. It's fucking crazy, rap it, forestures, rap it for ut I only know the second.
He has to the first and then I go, yeah, the second half of this, Yeah?
What about He had the Peace album when we listened to that recently, Blake he had the War in Peace.
Yeah, the double and the Peace.
Album was in my car for fucking years right when I got my license and I used to thump.
It so hard.
You freaking bump the hell out of that tape.
I'll tell you that what was today was a good day off predator.
I was mostly a Nelly Tim McGraw fan.
That was the one when we were friends. Dude. Oh yeah, you would listen to that over and over again, over and over again.
Okay, give them.
I'm just stoked. I knew that song. They were like, let's make so much money and drop this track.
Yeah damn yeah. The fact that now that country is like more popular than ever, it seems I don't know.
It seems coded racism to me. I don't I'm not on board.
I don't like it.
We go this seems like white power shit, I'm not on board. Well, I don't really what did I miss? What did I miss?
I would like to go to stage coach though, just because it does seem.
Like that's a fucking rally. I'm not going the stage coach. Go on, man, what's chill about it?
Dude? I just went to I went to a birthday party.
I haven't been out to the desert in years, and I just went to a birthday party out in Palm Springs this past weekend.
Nice is great, great pickle ball out there, Okay.
It was crazy. We were outside and all of a sudden, you were like, why can't we see the sun? Like what this is?
Like this weird cloud came over and all of a sudden, it just was a sandstorm, and you forgot like, oh, we're in the desert. The sandstorm just hit and suddenly like we went inside and came out like thirty minutes after it was over and everything was just covered.
Did you find a genie in a lamp or anything like Aladdin?
No, dude, I wish I'd be fucking sick.
So you had a little mini mini burning Man scenario.
Was also happening this past weekend. I mean, and I like that they're giving everyone ship for like leaving.
I would leave.
No, people couldn't leave, Like yeah, that was the whole thing, Like no, no, no, to hike five miles or whatever, you had to walk five miles through the mud and then you hitch hike, Like I guess.
That's like Diplo and Chris Rock. People were shitting on them.
I think that's just those people.
No, I know a handful of people that did that exact same thing. I think a lot of people just went like leatro, fuck this, I'm out.
Yeah, whoa, Well, what's the big deal. Why didn't everyone do that? Yeah, that's a long hike.
Well, because you're the whole thing about Bernie Man is you're supposed to leave no trace of Bernie Man. You're supposed to walk in.
Yeah, but the nerds the set of things up clean.
Yeah, like that's what I'm saying. I'm like, well, my ass isn't bringing anything.
Half the people there are just trying to get on Instagram with some fucking dumb ass outfit.
Anyway. Yeah, then by the way, and they'll leave and then the real the real g's the ogs they'll do. They'll get back to the Burning Man basics. I'm sure it was the best one yet. Yeah, I bet it was.
I was kind of thinking that, like everybody was heating on it. I'm like, isn't this fucking dope though? Isn't this what you want when you go to Burning Man?
Like some crazy fuve the scuzzards had the best time. Yeah, dude, this is seems like I actually was like, man, you'll go next year. I've never wanted to go.
Really inspired you all the mud and fucking diseases, I've never.
Wanted to go. Once it failed. It felt fun. It was like, okay, cool, dude.
There was like new diseases that like sprouted up from Burning Man can get me.
I was gonna I'm still a motherfucker. I'm so safe, Bro.
I would want it to go back to just like crackhead. You know what I would ask you know what i'd ask you if you went to Burning Man next year after seeing what happened this year, I had to have to ask.
You, good, I'm all right. I'm doing okay, like Boring Man. A couple of things I guess that I'm running from, you know, a couple of things I'm running from. Uh, just kind of up in therapy the other day.
But I'm good. Hey, how numb is that leg?
You you get? I mean, I'm yeah, I'm good. It's just like there's a few things that came up, and when I was talking to my doctor the other day, that just pushed me here, so they go see the doctor. You know I'm not good, bro, Yeah, no, yah, I'm good. Thank you for asking.
No problem. I didn't really want to realize. Help.
Just a few hooks, a few hooks up your ass will dangle you from the ceiling and you'll be all good. Yeah, man, as long as there's seven of them.
Hang in there, brother, hang in their points. Well, I will say that I am so excited for the upcoming tour. It's going to be a banger. This is the last So we're doing in our in our respective office slash homes and we will We're taking it on the road. Yeah, baby, you.
Guys, you might might get to come on stage and slam a beer against Adam Devine, our beer slamming champion.
Yeah hell yeah, dude, dude, that's all I can do. You might get to smoke crack with Kyle in the parking lot. Yeah, you get to chug a beer with me, smoke crack with Kyle.
We're children. I'm doing to chill.
Yeah, finger your butt with Blake And uh wait a minute, and you're down a dog with drs.
Who can drown a dog fast?
Read on up here?
Okay, say your name and your breathing up hated it?
Bring your cat. We'll wash your cat.
We'll wash your cat. I'll take care of that clean ass cat.
Cat? Was mean?
What does that mean? Though?
You get uh excited?
And we also have we're gonna have a merch drop soon and you know we're gonna have the exclusive merch that you can only get on the tour.
Which will be and that ship looks good, so exciting. Yeah, and you're really excited some really cool cool ship. Yeah yeah, dude, I'm so excited. This is gonna be cool.
Is this the last pod before we tore it up?
Yeah? Yeah, this is it.
This is the dismount and I'm glad we started it with chocolate starfish and hot dog flavored water.
Ladies and gentlemen start start.
Here and joel Ladies and gentlemen, yo.
Job. For some reason, we lost all sound on that. I think it was because it was so loud compression.
Yeah, you're so loud.
If you guys want to hear something loud, come on out to the t I Nation Tour.
Massachusetts. Hell yeah, well Austin Adam.
I meant to bring this up last time. How are we pronouncing Massachusetts Massachusetts? Massachusetts chooses or Choosetts?
Joses?
No, No, I'm sorry Choosetts. There's two seeds, there's two there's two t's at the end of.
The work, Massachusetts with the tude. I've been saying that one wrong my entire life.
I mean, I heard it last week, and I was like, whatever, we do this all the time, but now I put my fucking foot down.
Okay, there's that one.
I didn't know that one. I didn't even know because they just say Medford, mass Tod just wrote Medford, mass.
Yeah, but this is a state in America that hasn't changed its name.
Dude.
I just I've always said Massachusetts. I have never seen this.
Have you seen it?
We're gonna be in vermit written, fully written, that's true. I don't have to say illinoying.
I honestly don't know. I probably can't spell Massachusetts for sure.
I guarantee you.
Oh, dude, I've been going to so many doctors. You know how they make you fill out just tons of paperwork every time you go to a new doctor. It's embarrassing. Every time I've had a doctor like laugh at me because he looks at it and and like everything's misspelled.
I'm like scribbling shit out with the pens. I'm like writing in the margins.
Super hard, and you're trying to do it so fuck it.
You're trying to go as fast as you can.
The most annoying thing on planet Earth. But I'll do it for you.
For you guy who's trying to help me.
I'll do it for your insurance policy. Okay, you've got it, but.
You got it, did so?
Any uh?
And he took back apologies any epic slams.
Let's never end this, Okay, I'm scared to I'm scared to hang up because then I need to go straight to the stage.
You slam first, yeah, the second. The second we hang up here, we have to walk directly onto the stage.
Dang.
You can hear him, Chance and Jake's Helen. Are you guys nervous? What's going on here? M?
Yeah, I guess I want. I just want to make sure we know how to pronounce every state that we're going to.
That's not happened.
That's I'm nervous, bro, I'm not, you know, Well, it's just I don't know why it always does that, that always happens to me.
Well, i'll tell you what. Blake will get.
Blake will be fine until we're about to walk on stage, and then he'll be like, this sucks.
We're not going to do good, and we'll all be.
What right, Blake, You're in a doc.
You're literally committed. It's just the podcast. He'll be like now that no one wants to see it, no one. They're not going to like it. No one will like it.
Yeah, well people got babysitters tonight, so get the fuck out there.
Yeah, so come on.
That's the thing that that makes me actually a little bit calm is knowing there's no knowing that there's no agenda.
We just walk.
We don't have to do anything.
There's no expectations. I don't have to remember very clear agenda, very poly. When I get out there, you're gonna be this is gonna go.
I can see. I could see it's getting real charred up. We're not going to d C. That's where I'm a little bummed. We're not going to d C because then we could have been charred the whole time.
Did that get pulled? That's how we were. Are you saying charred or charged? I said char Okay, I just don't have time. I might say I don't have time charged.
Dude, I'm on a lot of pills right now.
So literally, like last time, Io, it was Pocha.
Yeah, we just saw him take a handful of my bro just fucking took a handful of gap of penton.
Have I what's up?
What do we do?
Yeah, I just want to say this last time we get podical. No no, no, no, no, this is important, okay, and that's what the podcast is called. Went to the farmer's market last night, saw this sign and was like, ok.
No animals allowed. It's the law service. Dog fraud is a crime. Okay, Well I.
Mean people, Yeah, so that's your platform. I think like, you're at a farmer's market. There's open food and everything. They don't need dogs, buttholes everywhere. True, true, that's true, all right.
I love.
I don't even want to see someone dressed up as a dog with the fucking what that guy's name is?
Love that you finally found your people, dude.
Yet, one little, one little callback, I don't know if it was last week or the week before that, we talked about brute deodorant.
Okay.
I was at the grocery store and I took a picture of the deodorant section, and there either is or is not a brute deodorant in this picture. I said, there probably isn't, maybe there's maybe there is, maybe there's not. But I'm gonna send you guys this picture and you can tell me if you can find it or not and.
That's the game.
This has been another episode. Wait wait wait, wait wait, I don't understand what what is the price?
I said, you can't find brute deodorant anywhere, And I went to the grocery store and I looked in the in the deodorant section.
It's everywhere, It's everywhere.
There is the picture.
The picture will tell you it is everywhere.
If it isn't, I've or what I'll send.
I'm still going to send it.
What was I mean, what was the This is the end of the podcast. You're just saying, I'm gonna sell it a photo.
No, No, we're gonna post it. I'm gonna post it through this what is it called the Socials. We're gonna put it the.
Wow. Yeah, it's really we haven't done a lot of cliffhangers for the end of the episode, so this is pretty fun. Cool. This is a new this is a new thing. I like it.
I bet there is in the picture, dude.
I've been in a lot of cbs is and a lot of Walgreens lately to pick up different pills and assortments.
The grocery store.
The grocery store, dude, that everything is locked up. You go to a Yeah, I mean I can't.
I just said to you guys, but look at the look at the assortment that they have. It's in the text rug a lot of red. Look at the assortment that they have.
A lot of acts men, a lot of let a lot of I can't.
Believe all the dove for.
Men, Like, yeah, there's at the bottom, there's my found brute.
I had to turn it around the picture.
Oh my god, there dude. It's one one stick and it's way at the bottom left and there's nothing else. I mean, I guess they're not some last brute. Dude.
There's dude that is Mitch must all be in the back.
That's what Kyle uses. Next moment, it's the Kyle.
Did you just watch Adam organize a movie with Blake in front of us?
Yeah, I think that's what we're doing.
Blakes, What the hell is ban I think it's Bond, bro.
Come on, I want to when we go on tour. I want people to write the question that they want to ask, the question that they want to ask us, but then also what deodorant they use? Yeah? Fair enough, fair enough, and be honest.
We want to know who is crystal the organic one that wearing crystals. Blake, who is ban I've tried it. Crystal doesn't work. My brother used to rock the crystal. It doesn't work.
He was doing it doesn't work. He was mad. It doesn't smokes crystal. I keep it chill, I keep it, keep it chill. So any take backs, any apologies and slams?
What are we doing? Implication? Sorry to drop so much.
I'm sorry I dropped so much heat at the end. Yeah, you derailed. Yeah.
Here's a little looking forward to the tour, looking forward, moment a moment forward looking, And I'm very excited to catch you guys.
I'm excited to I'm excited. I'm excited for the tour.
I'm excited to hang with my boys on the rag, which we haven't done in so long. Yes, I'm excited to go to all these cities, a lot of cities that I I feel like I haven't spent a ton of time in. So that'll be fun, going to their local local restaurants and bars and delicatessens and bowling alleys and wherever we find ourselves.
A lot of I bet we're going to a lot of arcade bars. That seems to be uh, a thing that that I tend to do quite a bit when I'm on the road. Can't wait too uh to beat all the fans out there. It's gonna be a blast, dude. It's going to be really cool to be in front of t I Nation.
Shown up strong, and yeah, I guess thank you to all the fans that have bought tickets.
Yes, it was pretty overwhelming.
When you put together a big tour like this, you're you're a little worried that people aren't going to show up, But really Nation.
Has been showing up and showing out and I can't wait to get in front of them.
Yeah, I thought it was an asshole, But when when I saw when I was like, well, that's a lot of seats to fill, I felt like a little bit and uh yeah.
Then Ale showed up and we we do appreciate that.
And then you're you getting which I appreciate.
You don't don't tell me what I did. You nice. Let's play it nice.
There he is. I'm scared to hang up.
I'm scared to hang up. I gotta hang up. I gotta go play guys.
He's got to lean up before the show, dude, I got to.
Get it out my fucking system.
Don't lean up too much, dude, I don't. I don't want to be the fattest one of our crew.
Dude, way bigger than your dog.
I'm still We'll see, we'll see, we will I got Kyle.
Kyle looks like Adam Divine eight Adam.
Dude gamble pen across his weak in. It's one of the side effects.
So sure, good luck. You know what I was hot dog water.
Okay, let's get out. There is another episode of.
Yeah, Coup.
Gotta cut it off.
You gotta cut it off, you gotta cut off down