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I'm not gonna say them now, but I'm definitely saying those three magical words.
Dude, I love my fucking dick puncher like I love it before you fucking throw a bar on your back and then your fucking spine just goes out your asshole.
As a foursome of friendship, we've kind of kissed each other here and there, but that was the biggest.
Most sensual kiss.
Buckle up, let's go.
I gotta say your look today is hot, hot, hot, hot hot.
Let me get back into character. Okay, we're talk facest cocksmoke.
Are you that tan? The sun does not come out that often. Where are you going?
Yeah, he looks like he's got a goggle tear.
The sun will come out for swimming. Bet your bottom dollar, I've been swimming.
That's a great voice.
Where was that?
Oh that's sick.
Shit, that is sick. That's everybody not watching.
On YouTube, DRS has a Merry half Christmas tank top on Yeah, and it looks.
Real good on him, it's about that time. And is it tighter than what? Did you buy it that size? Like or not buy it? Where you given it that size during workaholics or did you get back and you grew into it? Or did it shrink to your now more speltz feake physique.
This is what it's always been. It's nothing's changed.
Is it like a sweater material because it looks or is it like cotton to look sweater material?
No, this is your cotton shirt. Yeah, you thought they'd make something cool.
It's just a cotton shirt.
It's like a tank top. I thought it was like kind of like woven or something. I was like, did we did we do this?
Have it? It's like a tank top.
Yeah, it's crochet.
It's exactly.
It's exactly. It's yeah, cool, that's tight. That's tight. I love it. Well, it's hard. I can't touch it. I can't touch it, you know what I mean?
That's kind of hot right now. Like mesh tanks like or like a crochet tank top.
It's not mesh at all. Mesh and crochet are way two different things. Mesh is like a football jersey. Crochet is something that my grandmother or villa taught me, and I'm actually pretty good at it.
But both are very hot right now.
Yeah, yeah, true, these are not called Jamaican wife beaters anymore.
I don't know if that is what they're called anymore, but that's probably what they were once known.
It's like a woven top.
That was the parlance where I grew up. Is that if you were wearing that, everyone was referenced as a Jamaican wife beater.
Yeah, you can't call them wife beater now, it's now it's a domestic violence tank.
Yeah.
Now it's a domestic violence because you know, the violence can come any which way. It doesn't need to be a wife. A wife can beat on husbands. Now, that is in fact, I've been watching a lot of pretty insane videos on line.
Wow you side with Johnny Depp? I bet I don't.
I don't even know anything about that story, but yeah, probably well you can.
Go adam perfect answer, Hey me neither, Yeah.
Yeah, yeah, they probably It was the prank war.
Dude, this is breaking news. This is breaking news.
Ship in his bed, that's the epic frank war topical. Doesn't that seem like it was eight You never heard that?
Damn, that seems It was kind of a longo, wasn't.
I have no clue. I have no concept of time anymore. Ship speeds up, slows down either way.
If I had a dollar every time I ship in.
My Blake, You're you're hit a resident hip. Cool dude, Are you wearing any crocheted items.
Or I wanted to know he's got them? I just wondering the same thing out him. That's right on the money.
Babe, got it because I could see you.
I could see you dabbling in that world of like her crocheted little tank, little belly t you.
Got one of those soft hangars, were like, you hang like very delicate things on.
Bro, You don't know nothing about my life style, you know.
You know Blake folds that I.
Will like I did have, like.
I did have a little like mesh number going on on the Tribeca red carpet.
I didn't have that.
But but that was a shirt that's like a button down like Charlie Sheen.
I was wondering about that. What that was like? Yeah, so what what was that? What was that? Look?
Well, it was none other than the brand Supreme. Come on, get at me, ipe beast over. But I didn't have the guts to rocket, no undershirt. I didn't really want to show nipples on the on the carpet.
Oh dude, No, that's the thing where you are a fashion forward guy. You're the one that can show nipples. And then we have a whole conversation piece. Then we have the thirty minutes on the pod. But then everybody would know. Now we're fucking just drowning right now.
Everybody would know that Blake has zero tattoos, and that's a problem.
Fine, it's cool that I don't have tattoos. I'm hyped on that is it.
Don't wear.
Wear an undershirt.
He's Mark Hoppus in our and then I'm Tom DeLong and you guys are both Travis. Okay, it's pretty tight.
Okay lip piercing, Yeah, pretty tight. Is on Mark Hoppus on record not having tattoos?
Uh I, I don't know if he's on record, but at least everyone had a lot of tattoos and he had not any visible.
That I remember five minutes.
I'll well in that case, yes, but I'm going to the show this weekend, which now I guess we're recording this like two weeks earlier, so by the time this would have already been.
I would have already gone.
But going on weekend, and I will check Marcus Mark Hoppus's entire body for Marcus Marcus Hoppis definitely I'll check his entire body for tattoos.
Marcus hopp mister hop It's my favorite band. My favorite member is Marcus.
Hop Mark Marcus hops.
So, Blake, you wore undershirts under your crocheted outfit. What the hell?
And with your body let it flaunt it baby circles back.
I don't know.
I don't. I didn't want to be that guy. No, see, Blake, you are that guy, You're already that guy.
I'm not that guy. I'm not really like nipple guy, like let it all hang out guy.
No, but but that's funny. If you are, and your hair is already, you're already getting laughs.
Look I do just lean in.
I will. I will say though, I will say, we're in this era of people wearing like design, like having a designer dressed them in some crazy shit and and and and it elevates you or whatever, right, Yes, but I side with Blake.
Thank you.
He's not trying to elevate thank you.
But dude, if Blake does it, it's funny.
It's funny.
If Blake does it, it's not. It's never funny. It doesn't work. I'm trying to remember who I saw in some fucking crazy outfit and they're supporting their homie who made it or whatever, some big designer, and I'm sorry, but it's just it's whack.
But if Blake did it, it would be okay, and it's not crazy just asking him.
But it would feel enough that they would allow you to wear it. Wait, why was it funny?
You don't want it to be You don't want it to be funny.
Yeah, you do. You want everything to be funny. Wait a minute, No, you're not.
Trying to wants to look good. He doesn't want to look like he's a try hard.
Yeah, you guys, tell me what I want and then I'll let you.
Know that you we know what's going on. You don't want to he doesn't.
Oh, he doesn't want to seem like Blake doesn't want to seem like he's trying hard. So he's gonna wear the mesh shirt, but he's gonna wear something underneath, which in turn makes it seem like he's trying a little too hard to not show his nipples, Like, why wear the mesh?
I know I'm kind of there on him.
Why wear the mesh if you're not showing the nets? It wasn't super mesh. It wasn't like giant.
Was the undercolor of the shirt like complimentary? What was the whole color scheme?
Like?
Whereas was that a part of it or just an obvious cover up of your nipples? What's going on?
It was like a very very colorful shirt, like very rainbow like bright colors. I wore white underneath just to kind of like neutralize it a little bit.
Oh so white is neutral for your Okay, Well you know what's really white?
Homie? I saw it.
I saw you getting in the cold plunge last week, your Torso you're proven white right now. You're maybe the whitest I've seen.
Yes, So maybe that's another reason I didn't want to expose myself. I am very self conscious right now because my body has not seen sun. And it's at this point that when you're a white bro and you don't have any sun on your body, you can start to see like your veins. I look like et when he's dying by the river. I don't like it.
That's kind of sexy.
I liked it.
It's it's it's I like it.
It's natural, but there are there's weird shadows and stuff that happened. It's I like.
Seeing some of those blue veins on your chest.
No, I don't like the blue vein. I want to I like a nice little bass code.
I like to be your heart kind of a little bit.
Well, Blake, Blake used to do a lot of tanning when we back in the day. He was he was the one out there oiled up, sitting by the pool.
He's a wizard on the rocks, yes, reading his comic books Dessert.
Which I'm surprised you don't look old now, like we're all getting like to where we are actually like mid age now. And Durs is already there. He's already been living in mid mid age. And we all look fairly young for being as old as we are. But you got so much sun there for a while, Blake. I did remember when you try to have like a tan off. Who are you doing a tan off with.
With all of you guys?
Yeah, wasn't it with you?
Yeah? Bi to this day, Well, that's what it was. Back in the day. It was in search of you'd have to spend your summer searching for the perfect tan, and that's like what you're looking for.
The perfect tan.
Yeah, it's still on. By the way, it never ends. It goes the rest of our lives.
It ends.
It ends when the doctor is like, hey, so I removed the face your face, and you got to get out.
Of it, Like we have to cut your nose off today.
Okay, so this skin tag and this skin tag that is.
Not that's connected to your whole nipple and chest area. So we're gonna have to carve that out.
Well, there's is winning right now. That's for damn sure.
There's this tan.
Yeah, I got a brutal speedo tan. That's kind of nice.
Damn like a goggle tan late speed hot.
I thought that was like a snow bunny tan. I thought you were up on the slopes.
I was so. I was just up at Mammoth actually like three days ago for a little June ski.
The life of floxury. What an athlete? Just an athlete, little athleisure, you know.
But you know what, back to Adam and us getting old, it was this year's the first year where going downhill, going down my fuck. Yeah, we're going downhill. My fucking thighs are on fire, still working out. But I because you're just like and dude, fire, I gotta get on the tee.
There's not even a small part of me that thinks I could do that.
Did they ever buckle? Did they ever? Did they ever buckle? While you were out there?
Because the instincts kick in the survival, you gotta make it all the way down. But there was a couple of times where I was like, I gotta stop and like wait for.
The good And I know, you know, we don't think swimming is a real sport, but DERs is a collegiate athlete, you know, so it snaps back into plays. Yeah, hope, see all I I just my collegiate sport was Hacky Sacking and.
Bomb the love capacity.
That would be so cool if Hacky Sacking was in the Olympics. If they brought Hacky Sack to the Olympics, what country would win?
Brazil? Brazil?
Yes, Brazil, whoever fantastic at soccer?
I think that give him a point if.
I could find them. God damn it.
Yes, Adam, you got the stars and stripes in your corner. What I feel like Costa Rica's getting silver. My man, those people are chilling.
Yes, I think it'll be like anything.
I feel like Hackey Sacking really took hold here in the nineties.
Okay, so I think will come out hot and there will be some like old guys who still have all their funk. By the way, I'm the old guy that'll still have that nasty funk. But then another country will take over and be like, well, we basically do this with a harder ball to catch and kick.
Can I ask a super important question that you guys for sure don't know the answer to.
I'm gonna take a ship.
Where did hack Sack begin started it?
I'm gonna guess. I'm gonna guess Colorado.
Colorado, Colorado is probably where it turned into a business. But I bet that's not where it invented.
Because I believe the first Hackey said was started by Whamo. What is Whamo? They make Frisbees Frisbees and.
It's called the footbag.
I know the listeners are going nice, your Godamo.
Popular in the nineteen seventies, currently owned by you.
Give me my mofo points flowers.
I will give points of doors.
How insane is it that I knew that was ram yes, well.
Wait, it's it was a Southeast Asian game, okay, kicking the shuttlecock known as gen z and uh you know, I'm I'm butchering it. But it's a Wu the Wu style tai Chi twat Oh. This dates back to the at least the nineteen thirties. So wow, the Asian countries would kick our ass for sure.
Look at this. The game is known as Jenga Choggi in Korea. That's pretty sick, Adam.
I feel like Adam was covered that.
Just sort of said that.
But yeah you did.
Yeah, w are you? Yeah, you guys don't know that.
I can't read and listen at the same time.
I feel that in your mind just to read.
Just listen.
Well, I needed to read for myself. I was lost in the sauce.
The answer is whammo.
Yeah, Wamo. You did it, bro, you did it. It's the seventies and it's whamo. But there's no place.
Wow, that's huge. There's no place and.
It is a crocheted footbag. So there you go.
Yeah, well that's that's different that it's a different one. Whamo. So my cousins lived in Colorado growing up and I remember him showing up with a hacky sack and the age what do you mean, it's a different one crocheted is like the nit one with like yeah whatever on the inside. And then the Whamo version that I remember from growing up was like a like leather bag. Yeah, the typical, the typical freestyle footbag with the thirty two panel bag, the one that looks like a soccer.
Ball, that looks like a little soccer ball.
Yeah, okay, yeah, the first one I ever saw only had like two or three panels.
Oh that's kind of a real piece of shit.
Efficient I like that.
And that was made with like real animal carcass or was it like real leather absolutely.
Real leather blade.
Oh damn, Whammo made slipping slide.
Whoamos, they're they're doing it all.
Wammo made silly string. Get the fuck out of here.
So I know we've covered uh super soakers before on the podcast, but I just got I haven't received it yet, but I paid like three hundred dollars for this fucking uh squirt gun that uh that they're sitting from China. Hopefully, hopefully I wasn't just robbed. But it's like a squirt gun, assault rifle. It's fucking insane.
Is it?
Is it the one that goes like, yeah, is it the one I've been seen on Instagram? Where, yes, it's the one you've been seeing in the water, in the water, and then it sucks itself. Dude, are you gonna let it suck? I mean, are you gonna put it in the pool and.
Tell me? Okay, okay, So reason dollars.
Squirt gun It basically stucks up a bunch of water and then instead of shooting a steady stream like a super soaker, it shoots a chunk of water like whatever, like a like a bullet, concentrated water like a bullet, a.
Burst like not even like a stream like a burst.
No, it's like it's like this much like a like this, it's like a like a length of water.
It's like a little bit smaller, it's like bigger. It's a little bit bigger than my dick's worth of water.
The size of a quarter thick or like a silver dollar.
And then and then that that long Yeah, it's like exactly my cock coming at you in water form.
Yeah, so it's it's about my cock about six six inches and some change about my cock like this big and then like but made.
Out of water and floating through the air. Yeah, how you got one.
Of those and it hits you with some speed?
Brother, I haven't received it, so maybe I got robbed. But you never know when you just buy ship.
Where did you order it?
Have you through Amazon or what? It was?
Like?
I saw it on Instagram and I immediately gave them my credit card.
Instagram. You fell for it. Never fall for the Instagram, yeude.
But dude, I buy all kinds of shit off Instagram, and now I have a closet of bullshit.
Really but I like, oh wow, it's never as good as it looks. It never as good as.
What's the best one? What's the best one you've you bought off Instagram?
It's all everything that I buy, Like, I have the shoes that you guys that are during the live podcast that everyone was.
Like, what are those? Shut up, bitch, They're just.
From Instagram, dude, they were just Instagram.
What are the shoes you have? What are the shoes?
They were called Aragato's.
I don't know, Oh sure, yeah yeah you were.
You kept you kept talking about them, and everyone's like, what I know those dude?
Because because our friend's ass our friends Sean Malto, We're backstage and he was like, what are those shoes?
It was a star studied event. It was a star studied event.
And he goes, what are those shoes? And I said they're Erragato and he's like what, and I'm like, Aragatta. So it just kept repeating it because I don't know. That's just the name of them, Axel.
Wait, how do you feel arigato?
Axel arigato a r I g a.
Isn't it ari gatto? Like in Japanese?
Doesn't that mean like you're welcome? Does it mean you're welcome?
What does it mean?
Does it mean? Dude? I don't know.
I assumed here was Axel's last name. It goes by Axel Aragato.
I think I think it is. Yeah, I think it is. I'm familiar with them. They make some cool stuff. They're like high end sneakers.
It's the Mister Roboto. Are you talking about the Mister Roboto song? Yeah?
But I got them off Instagram, So that's what I'm saying. I'm just like, I'll see shiit.
So is that your favorite thing? What's the best thing?
I'll buy it?
Uh? No? The best things are like the things I've got fuck it for uh, for pain relief, Like this thing for my back that I wear.
Whoa, dude, you're wearing a championship belt right now?
What is that? Yeah?
Always dude.
It heats your back and then it also vibrate, right, vibrates, dude, it's fucking vibra.
It's on real.
Just loosen me up. That's that.
I'm actually a little bit jealous of that. I think I could use one of those little vibro pads a little.
I Also, it's by hyper Rice. I got one. I got this from my back.
Oh yeah, hyper Rice does the they do the Thera guns, right, yeah, I'm all over those things. They do the gun.
No, Thera gun does the Thera guns hyper Rice does?
I know, I know Thera gun. Yeah, but they they have their hyper Rice has their own gun, and then they have uh.
I'm just saying t Y doesn't do speedos. Okay, they do swimming briefs.
Then they have normal what do you call them?
Then?
If it's not called a Thera gun, what is it? I don't know what it's called.
Like a massage.
Gun is a brand name, massage gun, I know, But what what would you call that?
A massage like a massage gun?
They call it?
Uh?
Is it for body jackhammer, a masturbator.
Propulsive therapy or whatever something like that.
Or I called a massage gun a propulsive theory.
Okay, it's a dick puncher. It's a little dick punch.
Yeah, it's a dick puncher, Dude.
I love my fucking dick puncher like I love it.
Yeah, dude, I have five of those, and then they're the fucking ship dude, I love them. You got to get the norma tech sleeves where you put your sleeves likes in the sleeves. I got the I got the ones with the cat and uh, and then it might have five their gun Yeah, what the fuck are you doing?
I have them all over.
I have one.
I have one in each car, I have one in my backpack, and then I have one ad each other.
Have you ever double gunned yourself? Have you ever put your dick in between two of them?
I have?
Uh No, I've never done that, smasher because of smash I did. I would do that.
No, you already said I have.
You already said I have, but uh, but one I just got.
I have one in each car, one in each cat in the house, and then just one in a in a bag in my backpack that can't go that that cannot go into the car.
Yeah, we should go into this. This is some excess ship.
Well no, because I I'll take that off flyway.
Don't you bring that backpack into the car.
If I it'll travel?
I just liked, I just like to buy shit.
We're into the house. The backpack is just for its outside. I know that, but I'm just letting you it seems like you need one in a backpack.
This bro has five? There guns, you have five.
I was given a couple of them, and then I was like, I wonder if there's uh you just.
Said I like to buy ship and every time how you get it for free? I don't know what the truth is.
I got a couple of them, and then I was like, well what else do they have?
What I'm saying is I'm drinking Ashland and I'm excited.
Hey, all right, you're still on the Ashland train. I love it, baby, But dude, what the new one?
If you guys would chuck the let me talk about the new hyper rise.
What we're just being.
Buddy bit okay, okay, all right, go ahead, go off, king, Will you shut the fuck up and let me talk about my knee brace?
Dude, go ahead.
I just got it.
It's unreal It it cools, it does both. It cools and then it also keats.
It's just the one that has all like the circle things on it.
Uh huh.
Yeah, and just got that one.
Yeah, okay, they can send me one of those.
I have to.
Yeah, please please send me another. I would love I would love to have one child, two knees.
I really want a video.
All dying and we're trying so hard to stay alive with all these gadgets and gizmos.
I need all that ship. My ship is. My ship is crumbling. My body's crumbling. And I fell in the competition. I fell in the kitchen on the court when me and Blake were playing pickleball, and it was.
Like, I didn't know if you wanted to even bring that up.
I don't care. Let's talk about we're talking about how our bodies hal like I was. We were playing, we were playing pickleball, and I fucking uh, my legs just went out. I went for a slam and my legs fucking dusted they betrayed me. Dude, I'm still gonna say, and will you.
Be a little more descriptive of like the motion. Were you like trying to go lateral? Were you diving for something? Did you were you just standing up?
I was running forward? I took well, I was I moved, I took I guess I took three steps forward and then was hitting the ball out of the air as hard as I could to put it away to get the fucking point. And I did it. Yeah, so overhead, overhead, smash and I did it. And then my fucking legs just buckled and I fell right into the fucking kitchen.
So that's why you asked that question to Durs earlier. You were like, and did your legs go out?
Legs?
Like?
No, of course they didn't go out fishing. You were fishing a little bit.
Yeah, because I'm I'm slightly nervous about what this is and what happened here, you know, Like.
Well, I think you just don't work out all that often, Kyle. I think if you did more of a strength training regimen, I think you would.
Be in cliometrics. How are you warming up?
Uh, you know, I'm doing some stretching I'm doing a little weed.
He smokes weed.
Yeah, I smoke a lot of weed.
Kyle, Get a fucking jump rope. Get one jump rope. That's all you need.
Oh I can't jump rope.
But don't you think I think the strength training is necessary if I'm gonna be like trying to operate like that, don't you think? Yeah?
I think I think you gotta do some strength training.
Yes, I would start with a jump rope.
Oh yeah, okay, great, before.
You fucking throw a bar on your back and then your fucking spine just goes out your asshole.
Kyle, are we allowed to talk about you literally have an offer from a pickleball brand to go pro?
Right, yeah, to be sponsored? Yes?
I do.
Yes? Yeah.
Oh so is Kyle Blake? So is Kyle that good?
Or he just talks at it enough that someone's like, well we might sell some rockets.
Kyle's very Kyle's very good. Kyle is very good.
Okay, okay, how did you do in the tournament this last past week?
Ad? Well, well, you know, one win and a couple and a couple losses.
Dude, I well, there were a few delays. There are a few delays that we were a little rattled.
But tournaments are I'm learning that tournaments are a totally different animal.
Like they are wreck than playing friends from high school.
Yes, then playing with your friend Thomas Kellogg, playing with your children.
Yea, even like playing rec with people who are good. It's like it's a different level because everybody summons everything that they have.
Why else would you be there?
Yes, for sure, I'm just trying to gauge how good you are. If someone wants you to go pro and you've never won a tournament and you've never won, like why, Yeah, it's probably because of his celebrity for sure.
Yes, just because this dude's got hundreds of thousands of followers.
Or maybe they see promise. I see promising Kyle if he would start maybe doing some jump roping on the weekend, or you know, stop eating all the chips.
Get him on the tea.
Yeah, because I'm definitely not doing the athlete part of this. I'm not. I'm not I'm not doing that.
I believe he's got that natural ability, he's got that long, you know check arms.
Yeah, he's naturally athletic. He's got a gift.
Yeah, he's got a gift.
Yeah, his body is made.
For I think he's afraid of his potential. Is that possible?
Maybe?
I was, well, actually, Honors, I'm thinking after this tournament, I was like, well, I don't think I'm ever going to really participate at the entry level anymore. That's what I was participating at.
Because you're just going to go straight pro.
What do you mean, Well, there's different like rating systems, and I think where you play is where your mind is is. You know, there's certain strategic levels of the game and stuff, and I feel like I want to be at the four to zero level and that's where I'm at. But I've been competing at the three to zero level every time with partners who have been in the game for less time than I, right, So I think that now I want to find a partner that kind of can maybe push me to that next level.
So, Blake, you just got kicked to the curb.
I just got thrown.
Would it be insane if I said to play singles.
I've tried singles. I've done it. I've done that in a tournament and I really actually liked it. It was fun because it was simple.
It's singles hard because you do have to move.
Yes, it's way more, way more intense.
Yeah, and doubles you just rush the net and stand there and have to react and yell at me and make me cry. Right, it's strictly pick a ball at a doubles in a doubles way is strictly serving rushing the net as soon as you are allowed to.
And then just going good, good good, yeah, pretty.
Much, and controlling that. Controlling that. Yeah, then there's this, there's a small game the dink of that as well, and then to dink of it. Yeah for sure.
Yeah, it's just volleyme, dude, as a guy who's never played, I'm the one person out of the four of us that has never played. I'm so lost right now.
Oh yeah, I know.
And you've got to get out there.
Man.
Well you know tennis, right, uh kind of Uh yeah, okay.
He knows. Hackey sack, my guy, Okay, dude, hacky sack.
Oh yeah, my bad, my bad, my bad.
You end up standing like fourteen feet away from each other and just whacking the ball at each other, you know, like as hard as you can.
Yeah, sure that makes sense. So Kyle, where is Blake's skill level? Because he just said you yelled at him.
A lot.
You made him cry.
You don't know what I thought?
It was like, No, Well, first of all, let me say Blake and I came away. I think we came away stronger as a partnership because it was just we We went through and we did it.
Well, and it was a lot of sacrifice on my end.
It was.
It was a whole motherfucking day event.
Yes, it was Blake, Blake.
Were you playing in the tournament?
Yeah? I was his partner.
Oh I didn't I did, Adam? Did you realize this? I didn't know.
Yeah, we should have set the stage. We set the stage a little more. We played in a in a tournament in San Clemente.
Was my partner the PPA event.
It was very delayed.
We were there for how long twelve hours dude, it was and I had to get on a flight at I had to be in the uber by five forty five am the next day to go to Tribeca. So I was like, bro, we need to wrap this ship up.
Yeah, So what time did you.
Get home after playing pickleball all day at night?
Due? I think it was midnight.
San Clemente is not close to where you live, very far.
It was a lot, but you know what.
I just wanted to be really good.
Good good. Yes, map on your.
Hand, yeah, yeah, there's as his hand out right now.
This is La yes, my second hand. This is the valley.
Yeah.
Uh, it's very south. It's more towards like San Diego than anything.
Yeah. Yeah, below data point bro below Dana.
Is it near Tarantula.
Yeah, it's I think it's uh yeah, I think it's on the beach of Tarantula.
Yeah, yeah, it's on the beach.
Yeah.
So it was a lot of sacrifice for me, but I just really wanted to show up for my friend and I just you know, And.
What's the footwear for you, Blake? I know Kyle wears pickleball shoes.
Yeah, I was wearing Fela's, Blake, are you wearing some Axilargatto's.
Or I wish I did.
I wish I could have got Adam's link from Instagram and put those on, but I had I just have some like Adidas, like joggers.
Basically I need I need better shoes.
You need lateral support, and I did roll. I did a hole right in the side like Homeboy on New Orleans.
Yeah, dude, and Blake can play pickleball, thank you like, let's just let it, duda. You know we have some footage of some points during our silver match game, Silver Metal match game, and uh, his hands are lightning fast like his reactions.
I got a feeling Blake doesn't get tired. Blake is are you watching Kyle get tuckered out? But he knows he's doing better? Is that what's happening? Not no shots fired?
No, it's all good.
I didn't think he was getting tired until his legs completely buckled underneath.
I was like, oh, no, dude, he only played like five points.
Well, that seems like Kyle is he He he goes and goes and goes, and no one knows he's in trouble until he reaches a breaking point.
And then I appreciate it.
I appreciate him pushing it like that.
You guy.
Yeah, it was cool man, put it until your body feels you.
Yeah, it was fun.
Other than it being a twelve hour day and just hanging out with a bunch of pickleball doors. It was really cool, dude. It was really cool.
A burn.
Uh, Dudes, I got good so sick. I was the sickest I've been, uh in like my adult life besides covid. I think this past right after the live show, like it did the live show.
I hit up Kyle.
I was like, Kyle, did I get you sick by open mouth kissing you in the live show?
Which I missed that moment?
Yeah, it couldn't have been the thousands of people that we shook hands with and took salves with that.
I mean, yeah, for sure it was. But uh, I had to go.
I was going to Sonoma.
I know which one it was too, you know who got you sick? I know which one I could tell.
I was going to Sonoma for this NASCAR event and with Chloe, and it was supposed to be like a romantic getaway for us. And I was so sick that the woman who was showing us our room were staying at this nice resort and she's like, uh so, how was the podcast last night? I'm a big fan, you know.
Really super super sweet woman, and she's showing us our room, and uh, mister Levine, I was like, uh uh huh. And I walk in.
I took off my clothes and just went to bed as she showed Chloe the rest of the room, and I like pulled the covers over my head. Dude, and then I slept.
I see you found the bed.
Yes, your boobs are huge.
You want your complimentary bottle.
Of you don't want to turn down service.
And then Chloe was like, I guess I'm gonna go to dinner by myself. And I just slept for like eighteen hours.
Wow.
Woke up then the next day, stayed up for like six hours and then went back to bed and slept for another thirteen hours.
Okay, who from TII Nation poisoned at him? Because that is some bulls.
I know.
It might have been those buzzballs did me in.
Maybe was the assassin in the front row, maybe got to you.
There's no way it was anything but the buzzball could have been because I didn't go way.
Man, these got me going.
By the way, this cran Blasters flavor my new favorite flavor. So it's just okay, then it's yeah, just fuck off, man, I like this stuff.
Cran Blasters is my new favorite. Just okay, drink.
Hmmm, So it's does it taste like poison?
Dude?
If if we're gonna if the live show just became a commercial for buzzballs, we all got to get a check. If if it's going to be a goddamn buzzball commercial.
You know, well, maybe they can sponsor.
You need to cut us in.
I felt good for about a little bit. But you know, what is the luggage we're wheeling them out? And what are the seats were on?
There's a lot of opportunity.
Can we get those big massage chairs for the next show.
There's a lot of opportunities. If sponsors want to holler at us, we will. We will chill some products, we will hoore ourselves out.
Yeah, we're we're out here. Baby.
Oh god, I.
Got Blake is all business. I forgot about Blake's business acumen.
Well, let's talk a little bit about the live show.
What did you What did you guys think? Yeah, you kissed me, Bro, you kissed me dude.
Now I missed that because I was on backstage. Kermit was still like spoiler.
We had a crazy Guessermit the Frog, and now I pulled some string.
What a fucking wild guest guest host? Uh, Kermit the Frog.
That was crazy, dude. And then evidently Adam kissing he looks Kyle, he does he looks amazing, dude.
And I will say, Kyle, that was not premeditated. I gave Dursey high five. I was just kind of thinking, I'm in a high five my homies, and then I and then I just with the moment struck and I just had to kiss those Harry Lists sixteen.
It just felt right. It just felt right in the moment.
Huh. It just was that just felt real and that that kiss was huge.
I think it felt right for me too, because you can see my hand be like still, and then I go in and I pull you in. You know, so there's a choice. Oh my god, there's a choice to.
Pull you Yeah, and then you pulled it closer.
Yeah.
I have to rewatch those watched it a bunch.
Yeah, wait, did you I saw the clips, bro.
They put some clips out on the ground and I was like, wow, look at that. Oh I pulled them in. Huh interesting, Yeah.
I think.
I mean as as a foursome of friendship, we've kind of kissed each other here and there, but that was the biggest, most sensual kiss.
That was the first one on camera.
Yeah.
I do not know if I've ever kissed any of you guys, to be perfectly on, I like how he said, we've kind of have such finger many times with our cool handshake that we do.
Yeah, oh yeah, you guys do like the pinky thumb pinky thumb grab and suffer.
Yeah, we do something like that.
Blake and I kissed in an episode where like we're biking, we go like our faces kissed by accident.
Oh yeah, me and Urs text each other. Yeah, and that was that one was actually really weird.
That didn't make it in the episode, right, it did it not? I think that hit the cutting room fo.
Yeah, Durs kept writing in him and Blake kissing in episodes and then for whatever reason, it doesn't make the show because it doesn't make any sense.
But let's not get into Blake pushing for the triple kiss in the Movie's like, there should be a triple kiss.
Runner, there should be one. I mean, always watch it.
That's hell of funny. That's hell of funny.
Always an advocate for the triple kiss. That's Blake Anderson.
Yeah, I know, Blake, Blake all he really wanted the triple kiss in the movie.
Okay, can we talk about triple Have we ever talked about triple kissing?
It was really big in the two thousands, but you.
Know where it was.
It's right, what Colorado.
It's from MTV, like.
It from MTV one of those True Life like spring Real World.
Yeah, dude, like they need to play those and they were like True Life, I triple kiss What does that even mean?
No, No, it's just like that was always an end game when you were at like spring break, was like triple kiss each other, not just dude friends.
Yeah.
Wait, I thought this was a joke. This is something that was No.
Triple kissing was insane.
With your two dude homies.
Is that what you're saying, Blade, Oh, it was like you're at spring break and then you triple kiss like two girls.
Or why do you keep pitching that it's just me and durs You keep saying it over because.
My character was obsessed with triple kissing.
And it doesn't matter who it is. It's just it's more about it being three people kissing at.
Once, right.
It's checking a box for sure.
Yes, yes, your boots do whatever you.
Need to have the triple e cocks one box okay, okay.
And that's one of the many classic bits you'll never see because we're not doing the workaholic an.
That's why that's like and that's why Paramount.
Can they not play ridiculousness anymore and just play though that era of the like MTV reality like Real Life spring Break. Those were fucking crazy time capsules of it.
There's tons of vintage gold that viacom is sitting on. Whether it be Comedy Central, Nickelodeon, or MTV, there are shows that they have just been lost to history that are so probably so fucking interesting to watch now.
Dude, Isaac and I were just talking about how Comedy Central truly is like a nothing thing and how crazy that is that just in the last like five the.
Fact that we got the tattoos. I know that we got the Comedy Central tattoos. Like people are like, what is that.
The old tower on it? The globe with the tower on it?
Yeah, fucked yeah are bad?
Actually that would be sick.
It's because it's truly nuts. It's it's like it was fully a thing. And then we were the sort of last gasp of air because now if you have a show, even if it's the funniest show in the world, no one will see it.
Yeah, well are they playing? Are they what? Because there's nothing on Comedy Central now right, there's there's no I don't.
Know that there's no no it has that show that that I think they ended up selling to like HBO Max.
The other two was that a Comedy Central.
It was a Comedy Central show.
That show is very funny, but then it became a hit on HBO.
Yeah yeah, but they let it go because I think they must have known, like, no one will ever see the show if it's on Comedy cent.
I think they let it go because they thought it was a good business move.
They're bad at that.
Yeah, yes, that show is very funny and the first season is hilarious good.
Yakom is hysterically bad at that, much like our movie Paramount Plus No.
But think about think about all the people who had a show on when we did, yeah dude, and how everyone was just kind of like slowly backing away because they were like, this is a train to nowhere. Crazy dude.
There was a photo I don't know what event it was where we have that photo and it's like kind of like the lineup for you know, the season the year season of Comedy Central, and.
So it was it was the what were those things called the TCAs or something like that.
I think it was called Palifest or something or.
And it's like us.
It's He and Peel, It's broad City, it's Nick Krawl. It's just like crazy the people up there. I'm like, if you like, yeah, contractually got locked down.
Well what they what Comedy Central used to do and what they what they were so great at is they would take like kind of the next up people and then put them on blast and then they can't afford them, so they always go somewhere else after that.
But the dirty secret is they can afford them because they pay out the butthole for the Daily Show. Yeah, they were going to pay out the butthole for Chapelle. They've got all these buttholes full of money, right, yeah you know.
And yeah, but they I think like as a company, as like just a hole. Their motto was, we don't pay for the butthole as out of their butthole.
Yeah, they're the Oakland A's of comedy. So I get it.
But isn't that.
Isn't that crazy? And then you see you see a network like AMC or FX where they just were like this low key thing who's slowly built and built and built, and now they're like these places you go to watch TV, or at least they were before everyone bailed and said we got to start a streamer.
Yeah, yeah, but I think they're still holding true, Like I mean, FX is still holding fine being there with Hulu and stuff.
There's still there like FX on Hulu, Hollywood, where's our Hollywood button, Blake, Yeah, oh it's right here.
I just want to listen to this song.
It's very much like FX on Hulu. I don't know how many people are watching like straight to FX on Wednesday night or.
Thursday night, right, Well, I mean that's the cable.
Right, I wish I was, by the way, Yeah, I was talking to them with the other night. I'm like on the couch. I'm like, I just feel like the specialness of watching anything is over. There's no like, hey, we got to get home and tune in, like tune.
In a potent television like like like now, music.
Just isn't special anymore. You just like you have all the songs at your disposal and it's kind of less. You don't buy anything.
You're not like, well, there's no there's no real event. There's no real event. There's no that's what you mean by special, where it's.
Ritual specialness effort, Like it's so easy and it's at your fingertips and you can do anything that you're almost like I.
Don't want to do anything.
I know, I know, it's like it's like an embarrassment of riches, like we have too much shit. We're surrounded by all this ship that we're like we can do anything we want.
There's so many shows that I really really like that I just failed on because like Atlanta, I didn't see the last two seasons. Yeah, Dave, I haven't watched that. I just haven't watched.
I gotta watch the Dave, I gotta watch I saw that.
Those are the perfect examples because every episode of Atlanta, I'm like, oh, I really enjoy this yep. And then I just didn't watch the last two seasons. And same with day If. I like really enjoyed the I think the first season I saw, and then I just am not. I just have not seen the next too.
Like shows that like impress me, where I go, fuck, they're doing it. This is so good finally, and then I just go on Criterion and watch like old fucking Warren Baby.
Yeah, well Warren Baby Rocks might be the.
TV you gotta it's upty.
But they're good. What are you watching like I'm watching old Jack Nicholson. You gotta watch Bull.
What's the one bowl Red?
I'm watching Reds right now, which is Warren Baby But I.
Don't even know, bro, that's a What's the one where he placed the president?
I'm talking about seventy eighties?
Oh, I thought, because I'm thinking about the movies he directed. Yeah, because he directed that.
Yeah, Kyle, that's what I'm watching. I'm watching Bull.
Well, he directed it.
He directed it with pras I know, and.
He was in it.
But like, that's not what I'm talking about.
I never really got down with Warren Batty.
Well, I don't know what you're talking about.
Warren Batty never spoke to me.
Really.
Yeah, I was never a baby He never saw shampoo. Then, I never saw it.
Was never a baby head, but he was. He was a megastar.
So go watch shampoo. Go get the fuck out of here, Go watch shampoo.
Watch shampoo, spell shampoole you got shampoo.
I believe shampoo is easy to fucking spell. Everybody's thinking about it right now.
I got to watch shampoo. Shampoo is a epic. Shampoo is like a hilarious hairdresser. That's Beverly Hills who's like who just can't stop fucking wives of the people who like of the women who's like doing the hair and just gets him like down this deeper and deeper rabbit hole, and it's like it's it's hilarious.
Oh that is not what I thought it was.
It's like a dark comedy.
But they remade it right. And then like John Travolta, like in the New One, like played a woman.
No, you're thinking about hairspray, bro, you're thinking about.
Oh, shampoo is just like hairspraying versus shampoo. What's a better movie?
Shampoo?
Okay, I think it's gonna be Shammy.
Go into Jersey DM tell me if you like shampoo or hair spray better. Okay.
They're all gonna be like, what are these movies Blake is talking about?
Oh my yeah, what are these movies?
We don't know, we've never seen them.
I'm gonna come, well, I just I was in I just did the NASCAR event in Sonoma with Chloe all sick and ship. But I rallied for the NASCAR event and I'm supposed to say, uh, drivers start your engines and uh They're like they're like, yeah, so are you excited to say those special words. And I was like doing a live interview for NASCAR, like on Fox, and I go, oh, yeah, I'm gonna say those three magical words. I'm not gonna say him now, but I'm definitely saying those three magical words. And they're like, oh right, yeah, it looks like he's gonna have some fun. And then they call cut and they're like, you know it's four words, right.
Drivers your engine I will say, like start your start there and start your engines is three, and.
Yeah, dude, I know, but I'm like, of course, of course I'm sucking it up, just already, just with my foggy, sick brain. But dude, people were so fired up because I was like, they were like, how dare he make a mockery of of him saying.
Driver, that's a role lately.
You're just y, dude, I really am.
I'm puting my foot in my mouth.
But then most people were like, oh that was fun, but they're definitely was some NASCAR diehards that were like.
Fuck this guy.
Wait. They felt like you you made a mockery of.
It because you said and John and John, I thought.
Your ship was sick. I got fired up for that I did too.
I thought you brought that little funk to the fact.
Guys, that's what I thought too. And you know, uh Alan Covert, who works with a Happy Madison, who was a Grandma's with Grandma's boy and Grandma's boy, he told me, he's like, have fun with it. Watch the old Adam Sandler when Sandler would do it.
He said, so you just did you know? No, I didn't. You did in jails.
There's no way you didn't.
They would go, they would they would do like a whole life. Yeah, he was doing his like old saidlor thing. He's just like just have fun with it, like be be fucking right.
But if you had to describe two different sailor things, the first one is that this one, and then the other one is this one.
Water boy?
You did water boy? No, dude, If anything, I was doing like Chris Farley. Wait a minute, wait, did you do Farley?
Or come on?
Well, I wasn't doing Sandler. That's what I'm saying.
I thought you did Adam Vine.
I was doing my own own thing. But if we're saying, if you're like in the past.
It sounds like a little water boy. It sounds like a little boy.
Water Boy, Bobby Bob. They thought you were mocking it. They thought you were mocking it.
Yeah, so people people were like a little fired up that that I was mocking the They're like, whatever happened to the classic drivers? Gentleman, start your engines?
Who's got the number? One? Like, but guys, don't invite me.
To do it, then don't invite it. Then I'm gonna give.
It some fun.
Exactly. I'm with you. Due you. They brought you to do your thing. They didn't bring you to do whatever the else the one who Yeah, who is the person's like, gentlemen, start your engine?
Yeah, like who's the guy?
They are like, I'm sure, I'm sure people they have people to do that, and that's great. I just I'm not going to be that guy.
Pal probably did his own thing, yeah.
For sure with this one engines. He phrased it like a question your engines, your engines, But it was it.
Was super fun doing and and those NASCAR events are always so fun, dude, Like when we've done the one out in Fontana before, but the one in Sonoma is I had even more fun because it's a it's a uh what do they call it? A road course, So it's not a just circuits on the streets. No, it's like but it's there's a there's like turns in it, and so it's a shape. It's a shape as opposed to just a oval.
Okay, that's kind of question.
It was it was way cool.
I didn't even know NASCAR did that.
So and these are like stock cars, yes, stock cars, NASCAR and.
What is everyone is all the are all the cars? Like who's making these cars? Like underneath the like advertisement shells.
That's the entire dude, I don't know. They they have like Evy makes engines, but there's there's like Porsche engines.
Yeah, there's gotta.
I'm sure, but but uh I know that they can only go to like a certain horsepower and then there's other little tweaks that you can do. But everybody has to have the same amount.
As much as the driving is super important, I think the sport really lies in who makes like the engines and the cars like that is the actual like the entire science behind me.
Well, the driving is also pretty damn important too.
But driving is important, it's also you're also your also your squad who's around you're taking care of the fucking cars.
Just turn left.
It's just turn left, okay, Zoolander.
Yeah, but this is the road course. So it's like I just explained, it's not all lefts. They're people.
They're taking right.
Well that is pretty cool.
Yeah now that Oh, now Blake's saying, there's so there's rights.
I forgot. This guy is.
Driving, Blake, don't get it twisted. You would not be able to drive. That's that's hard. Wow.
Man, No, I saw Blake drive in demolition derby. The guy was scared shitless man.
Yeah, there's no, that's way different.
That's people running into you and hitting you and killing you. People were literally.
Killing just to put Blake on blast doing demolition derby I did for Adam de Vine's bad Ideas.
Oh yeah, my brother.
Yeah, uh it's science where we were doing a demolition derby and and we have cameras all around. Blake was going, no, my god, get me out. I was to ask guys, being a real bitch about it.
Hey, my brother, my brother who directed that, said it was kind of a scary environment because you guys were trying. For sure, Yeah, you guys were getting hunted as a baby.
Well for sure. No, there was a reason to be scared. But I'm saying there were.
Backwoods hillbilly's coming up to me and telling me I'm gonna make a point to fucking hurt.
You out there.
The regulars were coming after you, right, Yeah.
I didn't like that. I didn't like that one bit. And I don't even I didn't even know how to do stick shifts, so.
Yeah, I know that's crazy.
I had any sort of comfort behind the wheel of that car, but I literally don't even know how to drive. So when they were saying that, I'm like, oh, yeah, they're going to kill me because I don't even know what I'm doing.
Hey, can I just go on record with Kyle saying that, Yeah, Blake, I also don't think you'd be able to hang in a stock car race and a professional stock car race.
Yes, any take back?
All right, you just admitted you don't know how to drive a car, so yeah, I would say I would say you probably wouldn't do great in the stock car race, all right.
Shout out to freaking Dale Earnhard, Dale Earnhard Junior, freaking Kyle Petty.
I got nothing but respect for you, guys, man.
I like what you do out there, dude, they asked. They asked me to guests, who's gonna win? And I don't know shit about stock car racing, but I was like, I guessed, Uh, Kyle Busch, just because I'm like, Oka, hat's my lucky number?
Got in second place? Pretty dang good.
Hey, that's not bad, isn't he like the guy?
They're all the guys, well they're all there's like five of them that are all kind of vine for the best.
Well, I get I guess.
One of my super special shout outs is to everybody who came to the live show and alim, I don't know, but somebody gave me this naked grandma jacket right.
Here, which is pretty sick, very cool. Who very cool? It actually smells pretty good. It's the guy who said it.
Right sure.
And I also would like to shout out.
For all the people that watched it on moment dot com. That was really cool. How many people showed up. Uh, and we're watching from home, so thank you.
And we are looking for notes on production if there's anything you do or any or things that you missed visually, Like I don't know who's hearing the soundboard or how well they're hearing the soundboard because when.
We watched the clips back you couldn't hear it.
We posted you can't really hear the soundboard that.
Well, yeah, we got to get that dialed in. You know, this is the first one and we're gonna get better and better the more we do it. So hopefully we get out there. But you know that's all up to Isaac, and we know not to trust him.
So you know what else was super six Seeing Anna and Todd live in person.
It was very cool.
That's right.
Those are our producers.
Extraordinary, very special and big big shout out to them. It was really awesome kicking.
Out a big shout out to them. Yes, thank thank you for making that happen.
We like smoked weed on stage after the show was over. It was fucking cool.
Dude.
That was a big time will pop, big will pop and I gotta I finally got to kiss my homie Kyle, so that was a that was a toss and I now have Mono so yeah, okay, yeah, So Outlaws comes out July seventh, guys, and you guys are all coming to the premiere, so thank you so much. I appreciate it. It's crushing. The trailer is destroying. It got something like forty five million views in two days, which Happy Madison was really pumped about. So oh yeah, so please tune in. It's on Netflix, Baby, July seventh, The Outlaws.
Start your in, Johns, Start your in John's.
I'm gonna I'm gonna give a recommendation everyone out there who's listening to talk about old movies, go ahead and watch Cardinal Knowledge, Oh God Learning, Jack Nicholson, Our Garfuncle of Garfuncle Simon and garfunk Oh that sounds like a all right, that's a good one.
And that's another episode. Wow,
