A caller’s dream about his balls going up into his asshole leads to a conversation about his divorce, a caller shares their gripes working in the vet industry, and a final caller misses the trauma of his marching band experience.

Breakfast is not included. I am a gecko.

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A caller&rsquo;s dream about his balls going up into his asshole leads to a conversation about his divorce, a caller shares their gripes working in the vet industry, and a final caller misses the trauma of his marching band experience. Breakfast is not included. I am a gecko.
<a href="https://samu.ca/event/an-evening-with-lyle-the-therapy-gecko/">Come see my live show in Edmonton Canada</a>
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An unlicensed lizard psychologist travels the universe talking to strangers about absolutely nothing. TO CALL THE GECKO: follow me on https://www.twitch.tv/lyleforever to get a notification for when I am taking calls. I am usually live Mondays, Wednesdays, and Fridays but lately a lot of other times too. I am a gecko.

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“WE’RE DIVORCING AFTER 20 YEARS”

https://api.omny.fm/orgs/e73c998e-6e60-432f-8610-ae210140c5b1/clips/cb801772-c139-428c-a7dd-b37d011533a4/transcript

A porn producer calls in to explain why they believe marriage is a trap, and a caller reaps the rewards of making a big change.

Time to have a piece of gum. I am a gecko.

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A porn producer calls in to explain why they believe marriage is a trap, and a caller reaps the rewards of making a big change.
Time to have a piece of gum. I am a gecko. Get notified for when I come to your city to do a live gecko show:&nbsp;<a href="https://laylo.com/lyle4ever/m/zZTfe">therapygeckotour.com</a>
GET BONUS EPISODES:<a href="https://therapygecko.supercast.com/"> therapygecko.supercast.com</a>
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“I’M AN ADULT FILM PRODUCER”

https://api.omny.fm/orgs/e73c998e-6e60-432f-8610-ae210140c5b1/clips/34c52efa-463f-4b75-974b-b3b600b71ed5/transcript

A shepherd calls in from Syria to talk about the trajectory of his life moving forward, a caller blows up his life forever, a caller drives across the country for love, and a final caller finds themselves home alone for the first time ever.

I love diet root beer. I am a gecko. 

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Follow me on Twitch to get a notification for when I’m live taking calls. Usually Mondays and Wednesdays but a lot of other times too. twitch.tv/lyleforever

A shepherd calls in from Syria to talk about the trajectory of his life moving forward, a caller blows up his life forever, a caller drives across the country for love, and a final caller finds themselves home alone for the first time ever.
I love diet root beer. I am a gecko.&nbsp;
Get notified for when I come to your city to do a live gecko show:&nbsp;<a href="https://laylo.com/lyle4ever/m/zZTfe">therapygeckotour.com</a>
GET BONUS EPISODES:<a href="https://therapygecko.supercast.com/"> therapygecko.supercast.com</a>
FOLLOW ME ON GECKOGRAM: <a href="https://www.instagram.com/lyle4ever">instagram.com/lyle4ever</a>
GET WEIRD EMAILS FROM ME SOMETIMES BY <a href="https://forms.gle/EhuXyJt7PH3UPdtV8">CLICKING HERE</a>. Follow me on Twitch to get a notification for when I&rsquo;m live taking calls. Usually Mondays and Wednesdays but a lot of other times too. <a href="https://www.twitch.tv/lyleforever">twitch.tv/lyleforever</a>

“I AM A SYRIAN SHEPHERD”

https://api.omny.fm/orgs/e73c998e-6e60-432f-8610-ae210140c5b1/clips/62604c16-d166-4ad8-b3e3-b3b3014e3874/transcript

A caller struggles to make peace being uninvited to his friend’s wedding after dating his sister, and an existential bridge inspector talks about the mundane beauty of his life.

Tim Allen is not hiding underneath your bed. I am a gecko.

Get notified for when I come to your city to do a live gecko show: therapygeckotour.com

GET BONUS EPISODES: therapygecko.supercast.com

FOLLOW ME ON GECKOGRAM: instagram.com/lyle4ever

GET WEIRD EMAILS FROM ME SOMETIMES BY CLICKING HERE.

Follow me on Twitch to get a notification for when I’m live taking calls. Usually Mondays and Wednesdays but a lot of other times too. twitch.tv/lyleforever

A caller struggles to make peace being uninvited to his friend&rsquo;s wedding after dating his sister, and an existential bridge inspector talks about the mundane beauty of his life.
Tim Allen is not hiding underneath your bed. I am a gecko.
Get notified for when I come to your city to do a live gecko show:&nbsp;<a href="https://laylo.com/lyle4ever/m/zZTfe">therapygeckotour.com</a>
GET BONUS EPISODES:<a href="https://therapygecko.supercast.com/"> therapygecko.supercast.com</a>
FOLLOW ME ON GECKOGRAM: <a href="https://www.instagram.com/lyle4ever">instagram.com/lyle4ever</a>
GET WEIRD EMAILS FROM ME SOMETIMES BY <a href="https://forms.gle/EhuXyJt7PH3UPdtV8">CLICKING HERE</a>. Follow me on Twitch to get a notification for when I&rsquo;m live taking calls. Usually Mondays and Wednesdays but a lot of other times too. <a href="https://www.twitch.tv/lyleforever">twitch.tv/lyleforever</a>

“I WAS UNINVITED TO MY FRIEND’S WEDDING”

https://api.omny.fm/orgs/e73c998e-6e60-432f-8610-ae210140c5b1/clips/70c69b3a-5881-4ecc-aa58-b3ae01239c5d/transcript

“WE’RE DIVORCING AFTER 20 YEARS”

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