A caller tells me how his natural tendency to isolate has put a strain on his long distance relationship.

Afterwards a caller ejaculates blood, a caller shares a bed with their grandma, and a caller moves to a new city with her reluctant boyfriend.

I need to dust my PS2. I am a gecko.



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A caller tells me how his natural tendency to isolate has put a strain on his long distance relationship.
Afterwards a caller ejaculates blood, a caller shares a bed with their grandma, and a caller moves to a new city with her reluctant boyfriend.
I need to dust my PS2. I am a gecko. 
Tickets for my Therapy Gecko live show experience are available now around the universe RIGHT HERE: <a href="https://laylo.com/lyle4ever/m/zZTfe">therapygeckotour.com</a>
SUPPORT THE LIZARD AGENDA:<a href="https://therapygecko.supercast.com/"> therapygecko.supercast.com</a>
FOLLOW ME ON GECKOGRAM: <a href="https://www.instagram.com/lyle4ever">instagram.com/lyle4ever</a>
GET WEIRD EMAILS FROM ME SOMETIMES BY <a href="https://forms.gle/EhuXyJt7PH3UPdtV8">CLICKING HERE</a>. Follow me on Twitch to get a notification for when I’m live taking calls. Usually Mondays and Wednesdays but a lot of other times too. <a href="https://www.twitch.tv/lyleforever">twitch.tv/lyleforever</a>

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“I GHOSTED MY GF”

https://api.omny.fm/orgs/e73c998e-6e60-432f-8610-ae210140c5b1/clips/4b125ad5-980c-4c72-bb64-b22600ed806c/transcript

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A pocket pussy ruins a callers Japan trip, a caller navigates a rollercoaster of polyamorous relationships and construction worker themed orgies, and a caller leads rats to their deaths.

This spoon will not be your friend. I am a gecko.

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A pocket pussy ruins a callers Japan trip, a caller navigates a rollercoaster of polyamorous relationships and construction worker themed orgies, and a caller leads rats to their deaths.
This spoon will not be your friend. I am a gecko.
GET BONUS EPISODES:<a href="https://therapygecko.supercast.com/"> therapygecko.supercast.com</a>
FOLLOW ME ON GECKOGRAM: <a href="https://www.instagram.com/lyle4ever">instagram.com/lyle4ever</a>
GET WEIRD EMAILS FROM ME SOMETIMES BY <a href="https://forms.gle/EhuXyJt7PH3UPdtV8">CLICKING HERE</a>. Follow me on Twitch to get a notification for when I&rsquo;m live taking calls. Usually Mondays and Wednesdays but a lot of other times too. <a href="https://www.twitch.tv/lyleforever">twitch.tv/lyleforever</a>

“THIS POCKET PUSSY RUINED MY JAPAN TRIP”

https://api.omny.fm/orgs/e73c998e-6e60-432f-8610-ae210140c5b1/clips/4af48487-093e-4345-8b47-b40e01171193/transcript

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A caller off 40 shots of fireball whisky explains why he may be done for, and we read viewer mail about the abominable snowman, VR chat legends, how much to reveal about yourself to your family, and more.

Put the cap back on the thing please. I am a gecko. 

Send an email to therapygeckomail@gmail.com to maybe have it possibly read on the show potentially.

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Follow me on Twitch to get a notification for when I’m live taking calls. Usually Mondays and Wednesdays but a lot of other times too. twitch.tv/lyleforever

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A caller off 40 shots of fireball whisky explains why he may be done for, and we read viewer mail about the abominable snowman, VR chat legends, how much to reveal about yourself to your family, and more.
Put the cap back on the thing please. I am a gecko.&nbsp; Send an email to therapygeckomail@gmail.com to maybe have it possibly read on the show potentially.
GET BONUS EPISODES:<a href="https://therapygecko.supercast.com/"> therapygecko.supercast.com</a>
FOLLOW ME ON GECKOGRAM: <a href="https://www.instagram.com/lyle4ever">instagram.com/lyle4ever</a>
GET WEIRD EMAILS FROM ME SOMETIMES BY <a href="https://forms.gle/EhuXyJt7PH3UPdtV8">CLICKING HERE</a>. Follow me on Twitch to get a notification for when I&rsquo;m live taking calls. Usually Mondays and Wednesdays but a lot of other times too. <a href="https://www.twitch.tv/lyleforever">twitch.tv/lyleforever</a>

“I JUST TOOK 40 SHOTS OF FIREBALL”

https://api.omny.fm/orgs/e73c998e-6e60-432f-8610-ae210140c5b1/clips/37aafda8-ccf3-4841-9208-b40a00da7701/transcript

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A caller tries to get his mom to pay the $40k she owes him, a caller details his life experience growing up in Dubai and trying to escape his conventional life, and a viewer mail-in learns more about themselves by catfishing strangers on dating apps.

Move over. I am a gecko.

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&nbsp;GET TICKETS FOR THERAPY GECKO LIVE: <a href="https://laylo.com/lyle4ever/m/zZTfe">therapygeckotour.com</a>
A caller tries to get his mom to pay the $40k she owes him, a caller details his life experience growing up in Dubai and trying to escape his conventional life, and a viewer mail-in learns more about themselves by catfishing strangers on dating apps.
Move over. I am a gecko.
GET BONUS EPISODES:<a href="https://therapygecko.supercast.com/"> therapygecko.supercast.com</a>
FOLLOW ME ON GECKOGRAM: <a href="https://www.instagram.com/lyle4ever">instagram.com/lyle4ever</a>
GET WEIRD EMAILS FROM ME SOMETIMES BY <a href="https://forms.gle/EhuXyJt7PH3UPdtV8">CLICKING HERE</a>. Follow me on Twitch to get a notification for when I&rsquo;m live taking calls. Usually Mondays and Wednesdays but a lot of other times too. <a href="https://www.twitch.tv/lyleforever">twitch.tv/lyleforever</a>

“MY MOM OWES ME $40k”

https://api.omny.fm/orgs/e73c998e-6e60-432f-8610-ae210140c5b1/clips/a7f00660-23f8-4e58-aa09-b40700f4f573/transcript

“I GHOSTED MY GF”

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