A caller tries to figure out if her friend’s husband stole her debit card, I talk to a crane operator about the future of the world, and the guy from a few episodes ago who went insane in Alaska calls back in and we talk about the philosophy of absurdism and try not to go insane again.
There is a wet sock in the bathtub. I am a gecko.
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1:05:56

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58:50

“MY MOM OWES ME $40k”
1:17:29