A caller starts living in their work truck after their 9 year relationship ends, a caller fears they’re a mean person, and a final caller tries to find me.

The ghost of Franz Kafka is at the door. I am a gecko.

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A caller starts living in their work truck after their 9 year relationship ends, a caller fears they&rsquo;re a mean person, and a final caller tries to find me.
The ghost of Franz Kafka is at the door. I am a gecko.
<a href="https://samu.ca/event/an-evening-with-lyle-the-therapy-gecko/">Come see my live show in Edmonton Canada</a>
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An unlicensed lizard psychologist travels the universe talking to strangers about absolutely nothing. TO CALL THE GECKO: follow me on https://www.twitch.tv/lyleforever to get a notification for when I am taking calls. I am usually live Mondays, Wednesdays, and Fridays but lately a lot of other times too. I am a gecko.

Therapy Gecko

An unlicensed lizard psychologist travels the universe talking to strangers about absolutely nothing. TO CALL THE GECKO: follow me on https://www.instagram.com/lyle4ever and I will post an IG story when I'm taking calls and you can call then. I am a gecko.

An unlicensed lizard psychologist travels the universe talking to strangers about absolutely nothing. TO CALL THE GECKO: follow me on <a href="https://www.instagram.com/lyle4ever">https://www.instagram.com/lyle4ever</a> and I will post an IG story when I'm taking calls and you can call then. I am a gecko.

“I’VE BEEN LIVING IN MY TRUCK”

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A caller gets a cease and desist from the Pokémon company, and a caller tries to join the living.

It is time to skip rocks at the pier. I am a gecko.

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A caller gets a cease and desist from the Pok&eacute;mon company, and a caller tries to join the living.
It is time to skip rocks at the pier. I am a gecko.
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“I GOT A CEASE AND DESIST FROM POKÉMON”

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I talk to a guy who may have sold me drugs in high school, a caller navigates the consequences of cheating on his wife with her sister, a caller is haunted by middle school cringe, and a final caller questions the morality of erotic literature. 

Please do not feed the wildlife. I am a gecko.

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I talk to a guy who may have sold me drugs in high school, a caller navigates the consequences of cheating on his wife with her sister, a caller is haunted by middle school cringe, and a final caller questions the morality of erotic literature.&nbsp;
Please do not feed the wildlife. I am a gecko.
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“I MAY HAVE SOLD YOU DRUGS IN HIGH SCHOOL” 

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Hello. Today I sat in a parking lot and talked to a guy about navigating his new relationship, dealing with weed panic attacks, and things I was seeing in the parking lot. Then I talked to another guy about a car accident he got into as well as what it’s like to travel the world. We also talked about things going on in the parking lot. I am currently still in the parking lot writing the description of this episode. I think it came out well. I am going to leave the parking lot now.

The croissants at Panera are only ok. I am a gecko.

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Hello. Today I sat in a parking lot and talked to a guy about navigating his new relationship, dealing with weed panic attacks, and things I was seeing in the parking lot. Then I talked to another guy about a car accident he got into as well as what it&rsquo;s like to travel the world. We also talked about things going on in the parking lot. I am currently still in the parking lot writing the description of this episode. I think it came out well. I am going to leave the parking lot now.
The croissants at Panera are only ok. I am a gecko.
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I RECORDED THIS EPISODE IN A PARKING LOT AND I THINK IT WENT WELL

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“I’VE BEEN LIVING IN MY TRUCK”

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