A porn producer calls in to explain why they believe marriage is a trap, and a caller reaps the rewards of making a big change.

Time to have a piece of gum. I am a gecko.

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A porn producer calls in to explain why they believe marriage is a trap, and a caller reaps the rewards of making a big change.
Time to have a piece of gum. I am a gecko. Get notified for when I come to your city to do a live gecko show:&nbsp;<a href="https://laylo.com/lyle4ever/m/zZTfe">therapygeckotour.com</a>
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An unlicensed lizard psychologist travels the universe talking to strangers about absolutely nothing. TO CALL THE GECKO: follow me on https://www.twitch.tv/lyleforever to get a notification for when I am taking calls. I am usually live Mondays, Wednesdays, and Fridays but lately a lot of other times too. I am a gecko.

Therapy Gecko

An unlicensed lizard psychologist travels the universe talking to strangers about absolutely nothing. TO CALL THE GECKO: follow me on https://www.instagram.com/lyle4ever and I will post an IG story when I'm taking calls and you can call then. I am a gecko.

An unlicensed lizard psychologist travels the universe talking to strangers about absolutely nothing. TO CALL THE GECKO: follow me on <a href="https://www.instagram.com/lyle4ever">https://www.instagram.com/lyle4ever</a> and I will post an IG story when I'm taking calls and you can call then. I am a gecko.

“I’M AN ADULT FILM PRODUCER”

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A passionate teacher has no idea what they’re doing, and a caller isn’t sure why he enlisted in the army.

This concludes the written portion of the exam. I am a gecko.

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A passionate teacher has no idea what they&rsquo;re doing, and a caller isn&rsquo;t sure why he enlisted in the army.
This concludes the written portion of the exam. I am a gecko.
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“I REGRET JOINING THE ARMY”

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A caller gets a cease and desist from the Pokémon company, and a caller tries to join the living.

It is time to skip rocks at the pier. I am a gecko.

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A caller gets a cease and desist from the Pok&eacute;mon company, and a caller tries to join the living.
It is time to skip rocks at the pier. I am a gecko.
GET BONUS EPISODES: <a href="https://www.patreon.com/cw/lyleforever">https://www.patreon.com/cw/lyleforever</a>
FOLLOW ME ON GECKOGRAM: <a href="https://www.instagram.com/lyle4ever">instagram.com/lyle4ever</a>
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“I GOT A CEASE AND DESIST FROM POKÉMON”

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I talk to a guy who may have sold me drugs in high school, a caller navigates the consequences of cheating on his wife with her sister, a caller is haunted by middle school cringe, and a final caller questions the morality of erotic literature. 

Please do not feed the wildlife. I am a gecko.

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I talk to a guy who may have sold me drugs in high school, a caller navigates the consequences of cheating on his wife with her sister, a caller is haunted by middle school cringe, and a final caller questions the morality of erotic literature.&nbsp;
Please do not feed the wildlife. I am a gecko.
GET BONUS EPISODES: <a href="https://www.patreon.com/cw/lyleforever">https://www.patreon.com/cw/lyleforever</a>
FOLLOW ME ON GECKOGRAM: <a href="https://www.instagram.com/lyle4ever">instagram.com/lyle4ever</a>
GET WEIRD EMAILS FROM ME SOMETIMES BY <a href="https://forms.gle/EhuXyJt7PH3UPdtV8">CLICKING HERE</a>. Follow me on Twitch to get a notification for when I&rsquo;m live taking calls. Usually Mondays and Wednesdays but a lot of other times too. <a href="https://www.twitch.tv/lyleforever">twitch.tv/lyleforever</a>

“I MAY HAVE SOLD YOU DRUGS IN HIGH SCHOOL” 

https://api.omny.fm/orgs/e73c998e-6e60-432f-8610-ae210140c5b1/clips/5ae778ad-8ac2-4b9f-80e0-b44900702da3/transcript

“I’M AN ADULT FILM PRODUCER”

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