A caller loses trust in reality and picks up painting, and then a second caller leaves behind a trail of boogers.
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“I’M FROM IRAN, AND I HAVE A MESSAGE”
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LOVE IN THE STRIP CLUB GONE RIGHT
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READING GECKMAIL WITH MY DAD
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