A caller loses trust in reality and picks up painting, and then a second caller leaves behind a trail of boogers.

Do not feed the wildlife. I am a gecko. 

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A caller loses trust in reality and picks up painting, and then a second caller leaves behind a trail of boogers.
Do not feed the wildlife. I am a gecko.&nbsp;
<a href="https://samu.ca/event/an-evening-with-lyle-the-therapy-gecko/">Come see my live show in Edmonton Canada</a>
GET BONUS EPISODES:<a href="https://therapygecko.supercast.com/"> therapygecko.supercast.com</a>
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An unlicensed lizard psychologist travels the universe talking to strangers about absolutely nothing. TO CALL THE GECKO: follow me on https://www.twitch.tv/lyleforever to get a notification for when I am taking calls. I am usually live Mondays, Wednesdays, and Fridays but lately a lot of other times too. I am a gecko.

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“I DON’T BELIEVE IN REALITY” 

https://api.omny.fm/orgs/e73c998e-6e60-432f-8610-ae210140c5b1/clips/23725539-db45-4cf9-a676-b38c00bfff2e/transcript

A caller's relationship is strained by her dad overstaying his welcome in the basement, a caller falls in love and spends 5 days with a beautiful homeless man, and a final caller explains how she became a self proclaimed “veteran slut bag."

The printer is jammed. I am a gecko.

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A caller's relationship is strained by her dad overstaying his welcome in the basement, a caller falls in love and spends 5 days with a beautiful homeless man, and a final caller explains how she became a self proclaimed &ldquo;veteran slut bag."
The printer is jammed. I am a gecko.
Get notified for when I come to your city to do a live gecko show: <a href="https://laylo.com/lyle4ever/m/zZTfe">therapygeckotour.com</a>
GET BONUS EPISODES:<a href="https://therapygecko.supercast.com/"> therapygecko.supercast.com</a>
FOLLOW ME ON GECKOGRAM: <a href="https://www.instagram.com/lyle4ever">instagram.com/lyle4ever</a>
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“MY DAD WON’T LEAVE MY BASEMENT”

https://api.omny.fm/orgs/e73c998e-6e60-432f-8610-ae210140c5b1/clips/8fbbab5a-fe0d-4b49-a878-b3a80009657a/transcript

Hello. I am reading emails from a closet in my parent’s house. Those emails involve dream interpretation, Celsius abuse, erectile dysfunction, a scat fetish, and a lot of other things. Please listen. Listen for me. Listen for your family. Listen for yourself.

This bathroom is for employees only. I am a gecko.

Send an email to therapygeckomail@gmail.com to maybe have it possibly read on the show potentially.

Get notified for when I come to your city to do a live gecko show: therapygeckotour.com

GET BONUS EPISODES: therapygecko.supercast.com

FOLLOW ME ON GECKOGRAM: instagram.com/lyle4ever

GET WEIRD EMAILS FROM ME SOMETIMES BY CLICKING HERE.

Follow me on Twitch to get a notification for when I’m live taking calls. Usually Mondays and Wednesdays but a lot of other times too. twitch.tv/lyleforever

Hello. I am reading emails from a closet in my parent&rsquo;s house. Those emails involve dream interpretation, Celsius abuse, erectile dysfunction, a scat fetish, and a lot of other things. Please listen. Listen for me. Listen for your family. Listen for yourself.
This bathroom is for employees only. I am a gecko.
Send an email to therapygeckomail@gmail.com to maybe have it possibly read on the show potentially.
Get notified for when I come to your city to do a live gecko show: <a href="https://laylo.com/lyle4ever/m/zZTfe">therapygeckotour.com</a>
GET BONUS EPISODES:<a href="https://therapygecko.supercast.com/"> therapygecko.supercast.com</a>
FOLLOW ME ON GECKOGRAM: <a href="https://www.instagram.com/lyle4ever">instagram.com/lyle4ever</a>
GET WEIRD EMAILS FROM ME SOMETIMES BY <a href="https://forms.gle/EhuXyJt7PH3UPdtV8">CLICKING HERE</a>. Follow me on Twitch to get a notification for when I&rsquo;m live taking calls. Usually Mondays and Wednesdays but a lot of other times too. <a href="https://www.twitch.tv/lyleforever">twitch.tv/lyleforever</a>

GECKMAIL: “I HAVE A SCAT FETISH”

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I am home for thanksgiving so I got my sister Chloe to read viewer mail with me. She tries to convince me to care about how I look and also buy to more than one spoon. But I thwart her arguments with logic. 

We read emails about God, genetics, nihilism, brain rot in schools, and other stuff. I had a lot of fun. You should listen. Call your family afterwards.

I am going to sleep now. I am a gecko.

Send an email to therapygeckomail@gmail.com to maybe have it possibly read on the show potentially.

Get notified for when I come to your city to do a live gecko show: therapygeckotour.com

GET BONUS EPISODES: therapygecko.supercast.com

FOLLOW ME ON GECKOGRAM: instagram.com/lyle4ever

GET WEIRD EMAILS FROM ME SOMETIMES BY CLICKING HERE.

Follow me on Twitch to get a notification for when I’m live taking calls. Usually Mondays and Wednesdays but a lot of other times too. twitch.tv/lyleforever

I am home for thanksgiving so I got my sister Chloe to read viewer mail with me. She tries to convince me to care about how I look and also buy to more than one spoon. But I thwart her arguments with logic.&nbsp;
We read emails about God, genetics, nihilism, brain rot in schools, and other stuff. I had a lot of fun. You should listen. Call your family afterwards.
I am going to sleep now. I am a gecko. Send an email to therapygeckomail@gmail.com to maybe have it possibly read on the show potentially.
Get notified for when I come to your city to do a live gecko show: <a href="https://laylo.com/lyle4ever/m/zZTfe">therapygeckotour.com</a>
GET BONUS EPISODES:<a href="https://therapygecko.supercast.com/"> therapygecko.supercast.com</a>
FOLLOW ME ON GECKOGRAM: <a href="https://www.instagram.com/lyle4ever">instagram.com/lyle4ever</a>
GET WEIRD EMAILS FROM ME SOMETIMES BY <a href="https://forms.gle/EhuXyJt7PH3UPdtV8">CLICKING HERE</a>. Follow me on Twitch to get a notification for when I&rsquo;m live taking calls. Usually Mondays and Wednesdays but a lot of other times too. <a href="https://www.twitch.tv/lyleforever">twitch.tv/lyleforever</a>

THE GECKMAIL THANKSGIVING SPECIAL: “I DON’T HAVE ANY SPOONS”

https://api.omny.fm/orgs/e73c998e-6e60-432f-8610-ae210140c5b1/clips/5a19175a-9bb7-4a12-b9fc-b3a1001798d4/transcript

“I DON’T BELIEVE IN REALITY”

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