This morning on The Morning After with Matt and Adam, a man claims he could ward off bad luck with a bag of fake penises, voting for Fat Bear Week kicks off today, a dog brought an intruder toys on Florida/Not Florida, someone stole 800,000 bees in Canada, our MVP was a man pretending to be a cop that called for backup, someone created a plastic bag to help your car float in flood waters, and a Michigan influencer recently fought a robot in California.

00:13 - Man with bag of fake penises
08:10 - Fat Bear Week voting starts today
14:38 - Florida/Not Florida
23:13 - Someone stole 800,000 bees
28:05 - MVP
37:49 - Plastic bag to help your car float
42:56 - MI influencer fights robot