This morning on The Morning After, a man was charged with larceny after not paying for a lap dance, a woman is going viral for breastfeeding her eight baby dolls, a man threw away a sandwich on Missed Connections, 43 monkeys recently escaped a testing facility in South Carolina, our MVP thought two butt plugs were door knobs, a man living above a bar is upset about the noise from the bar, and we wrapped up the week with a few Things We Missed.

00:03 - Lap dance larceny
10:03 - Woman breastfeeding baby dolls
15:42 - Missed Connections
24:42 - 43 monkeys escape
30:08 - MVP
37:21 - Man living above bar complains about the noise
43:04 - Things We Missed