This morning on The Morning After, a former employee tried to change all the fonts on Disney World’s menus to Wing Dings, a man was arrested in an inmate costume on Florida/Not Florida, spiders the size of your head are taking over England, our MVP got out of prison and immediately went back to his old ways, a Halloween parade in Ireland that was supposed to feature appearances by Cristiano Ronaldo and Mr. Beast was never going to happen, and you will soon be able to drink the tears of the fans of your favorite team’s rival.
00:03 - Hacker attempts to change Disney menu fonts
05:47 - Florida/Not Florida
13:15 - Spiders the size of your head all over UK
18:06 - MVP
25:23 - Halloween parade hoax
30:46 - Drink rival’s fans tears