This morning on The Morning After, another driveway has been stolen, a man was startled by a goat on the west side of Detroit, a threesome turned into an assault on Florida/Not Florida, a restaurant in South Korea doesn’t want you dining alone, our MVP has upset the Internet by going on dates while his dead wife is cryogenically frozen, a man in New York City wants you to meet him for a cigarette, and we unlocked a new bear fear.

00:13 - Another driveway was stolen
07:21 - Goat startles man in Detroit
13:32 - Florida/Not Florida
24:32 - Restaurant doesn’t want you dining alone
31:12 - MVP
39:08 - Man in NYC wants you to smoke with him
44:00 - Bear steals a chainsaw in TN