This morning on The Morning After, the UK’s Swingathon is adding some fun new features in 2026, a woman broke into a home and ate Fruity Pebbles on Florida/Not Florida, a teacher was caught peeing in a coffee can in the classroom, our MVP was a prisoner that snuck away from his duties at a charity event to have sex with a woman in a porta potty, scientists in Japan have developed an onion that won’t make you cry, and neighbors called police on a woman with noisy frogs in her backyard.

00:13 - Swingathon adds new features in 2026
07:26 - Florida/Not Florida
13:19 - Teacher caught urinating in coffee can
20:25 - MVP
27:41 - Onion that won’t make you cry
33:46 - Police called for loud frogs in backyard