Stolen bowling balls

‘Carrotmaxxing’

Salty Sandy

Small balls solution

Woman hit by Buzzball at baseball game

This morning on The Morning After, someone stole bowling balls off a professional bowler’s porch, ‘Carrotmaxxing’ is a way to give you a tan without the sun, Salty Sandy collects excess salt off the roads for her own personal use, our MVP filmed himself on his dash cam committing a crime, we now have a solution for your small balls, and a woman is suing the Dodgers after she was hit by a Buzzball.

00:13 - Stolen bowling balls
07:28 - ‘Carrotmaxxing’
12:50 - Salty Sandy
16:56 - MVP
24:25 - Small balls solution
29:05 - Woman hit by Buzzball at baseball game

This morning on The Morning After, someone stole bowling balls off a professional bowler&rsquo;s porch, &lsquo;Carrotmaxxing&rsquo; is a way to give you a tan without the sun, Salty Sandy collects excess salt off the roads for her own personal use, our MVP filmed himself on his dash cam committing a crime, we now have a solution for your small balls, and a woman is suing the Dodgers after she was hit by a Buzzball. 00:13 - Stolen bowling balls 07:28 - &lsquo;Carrotmaxxing&rsquo; 12:50 - Salty Sandy 16:56 - MVP 24:25 - Small balls solution 29:05 - Woman hit by Buzzball at baseball game

This is The Morning After Audio Dump. Bummed you didn't hear The MVP, Florida/Not Florida, Unqualified Love Advice, Missed Connections, or any of the other idiocy you've come to expect from Matt and Adam on Z93 every weekday morning? This is where you can get caught up!

This is The Morning After Audio Dump. Bummed you didn't hear The MVP, Florida/Not Florida, Unqualified Love Advice, Missed Connections, or any of the other idiocy you've come to expect from Matt and Adam on Z93 every weekday morning? This is where you can get caught up!

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 The Morning After Audio Dump Podcast - March 5th, 2026

Why you mad, bro?

Being a Good Samaritan isn’t always good

Florida/Not Florida

Someone showed up drunk to driving test

Determined beaver

Thieves steal very expensive cards

This morning on The Morning After, a taxi driver assaulted a man on ‘Why you mad, bro?,’ being a good samaritan isn’t always good, a man wearing an ankle monitor broke into his neighbor’s house on Florida/Not Florida, someone showed up drunk to their driving test in the UK, our MVP was caught damaging license plate readers by a license plate readers, police in Washington had to deal with a determined beaver, and thieves stole over $100,000 in Pokemon cards from an NYC shop.

00:13 - Why you mad, bro?
09:04 - Being a Good Samaritan isn’t always good
15:49 - Florida/Not Florida
23:16 - Someone showed up drunk to driving test
30:11 - MVP
37:30 - Determined beaver
43:26 - Thieves steal very expensive cards

This morning on The Morning After, a taxi driver assaulted a man on &lsquo;Why you mad, bro?,&rsquo; being a good samaritan isn&rsquo;t always good, a man wearing an ankle monitor broke into his neighbor&rsquo;s house on Florida/Not Florida, someone showed up drunk to their driving test in the UK, our MVP was caught damaging license plate readers by a license plate readers, police in Washington had to deal with a determined beaver, and thieves stole over $100,000 in Pokemon cards from an NYC shop. 00:13 - Why you mad, bro? 09:04 - Being a Good Samaritan isn&rsquo;t always good 15:49 - Florida/Not Florida 23:16 - Someone showed up drunk to driving test 30:11 - MVP 37:30 - Determined beaver 43:26 - Thieves steal very expensive cards

 The Morning After Audio Dump Podcast - March 4th, 2026

Man stuck in quicksand for days

Penises around potholes could lead to charges

Punch The Monkey’s friend sold out

Man goes to prison instead of finding a job

Song makes booze taste better

This morning on The Morning After, a man was stuck in quicksand for days before anyone found him, painting penises around potholes in the UK may soon be a crime, the Saginaw Spirit’s Dillon Clark joined us for Florida/Not Florida, Punch The Monkey’s orangutan friend is sold out at IKEAs all over the world, our MVP showed up to his job as a driving instructor for times over the legal limit, a man in Russia went to prison instead of finding a job, and scientists have created a song that makes a certain alcohol taste better.

00:13 - Man stuck in quicksand for days
06:41 - Painting penises around potholes could lead to charges
11:56 - Florida/Not Florida
22:23 - Punch The Monkey’s friend sold out
28:26 - MVP
35:10 - Man goes to prison instead of finding a job
40:56 - Scientists create song to make booze taste better

This morning on The Morning After, a man was stuck in quicksand for days before anyone found him, painting penises around potholes in the UK may soon be a crime, the Saginaw Spirit&rsquo;s Dillon Clark joined us for Florida/Not Florida, Punch The Monkey&rsquo;s orangutan friend is sold out at IKEAs all over the world, our MVP showed up to his job as a driving instructor for times over the legal limit, a man in Russia went to prison instead of finding a job, and scientists have created a song that makes a certain alcohol taste better. 00:13 - Man stuck in quicksand for days 06:41 - Painting penises around potholes could lead to charges 11:56 - Florida/Not Florida 22:23 - Punch The Monkey&rsquo;s friend sold out 28:26 - MVP 35:10 - Man goes to prison instead of finding a job 40:56 - Scientists create song to make booze taste better

The Morning After Audio Dump Podcast - March 3rd, 2026

‘Ride The D’ t-shirts

Woman without hand ticketed for phone in hand

Stolen bike leads to drug ring arrests

Exploding phone stops dog attack

This morning on The Morning After, LA Metro recently introduced new ‘Ride The D’ t-shirts and they sold out immediately, Video Jimmy from the Great Lakes Loons joined us to play Florida/Not Florida, a woman was ticketed for having her phone in her right hand (she doesn’t have one), our MVP scanned taco seasoning packets to steal sports cards, a stolen bike led to the breakup of a drug ring, and an exploding phone stopped a dog attack.

00:13 - ‘Ride The D’ t-shirts
06:23 - Florida/Not Florida
15:55 - Woman without hand ticketed for phone in hand
21:16 - MVP
31:23 - Stolen bike leads to drug ring arrests
38:17 - Exploding phone stops dog attack

This morning on The Morning After, LA Metro recently introduced new &lsquo;Ride The D&rsquo; t-shirts and they sold out immediately, Video Jimmy from the Great Lakes Loons joined us to play Florida/Not Florida, a woman was ticketed for having her phone in her right hand (she doesn&rsquo;t have one), our MVP scanned taco seasoning packets to steal sports cards, a stolen bike led to the breakup of a drug ring, and an exploding phone stopped a dog attack. 00:13 - &lsquo;Ride The D&rsquo; t-shirts 06:23 - Florida/Not Florida 15:55 - Woman without hand ticketed for phone in hand 21:16 - MVP 31:23 - Stolen bike leads to drug ring arrests 38:17 - Exploding phone stops dog attack

The Morning After Audio Dump Podcast - March 5th, 2026

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