This morning on The Morning After, a man in Florida was arrested for ‘lifting’ lapdances, a woman declared brain dead was jolted back to life after the ambulance hit a pothole, a man claimed to be God after taking mushrooms on Florida/Not Florida, users of the anti-masturbation app Quitter are afraid their info has been leaked, our MVP is a now former bishop that was stealing money from the church to hire prostitutes, a man went to the hospital when he woke up with blue skin, and cow gallstones are more valuable than gold.

00:13 - Man accused of ‘lifting’ lap dances
07:04 - Pothole brings woman back to the life
10:36 - Florida/Not Florida
17:55 - Anti-masturbation app Quittr hacked
23:05 - MVP
31:59 - Man wakes up with blue skin
36:19 - Cow gallstones more valuable than gold