This morning on The Morning After with Matt and Adam, men in the UK are getting ‘vampire penis facials,’ someone forgot the L in ‘Public’ on signs in Ottawa, a woman claims someone must have put that cocaine in her butt on Florida/Not Florida, we had another update on Alaska’s Dan Sullivan(s), our MVP was upset that her roommate didn’t abide by her ‘one fan only’ rule, a woman was shocked to learn men will buy her sweaty gym shorts, and a man says he can’t do his community service without his emotional support lizard.

00:13 - Vampire penis facials
07:42 - Someone forgot the L in ‘Public’
13:27 - Florida/Not Florida
20:55 - MA Update
26:43 - MVP
34:48 - Men will buy woman’s sweaty shorts
40:10 - Man needs emotional support lizard