This morning on The Morning After with Matt and Adam, an escaped giraffe in Texas was finally captured after four days, a man stole cigarettes and Twisted Teas from an apartment on Florida/Not Florida, three men attempted to break into a prison, our shirtless MVP walked into a recently sold home and said he was interested in buying it, a vigilante ‘Batman’ is taping thieves to lamp posts in Mexico, and a man taught us you shouldn’t smoke when you’re storing fireworks in your home.

00:13 - Escaped giraffe finally captured
06:12 - Florida/Not Florida
14:02 - Three men try to break into prison
20:52 - MVP
29:28 - Vigilante taping thieves to lamp posts
35:26 - Don’t smoke with fireworks in your house