This morning on The Morning After with Matt and Adam, a man in Indiana cut off his genitals and set them on fire, another woman had her driveway ‘stolen’ in Florida, a man wore his bail bonds t-shirt in his new mugshot on Florida/Not Florida, the same elephant has killed four family members in Nepal, our MVP stole money from a Little League and spent it on strip club visits and boner pills, a Waymo took misbehaving teens to the police station, and drug dealers in Berlin are putting free samples in mailboxes.

00:13 - Man cuts off genitals and sets them on fire
09:21 - Another driveway ‘stolen’ in Florida
16:15 - Florida/Not Florida
24:57 - Same elephant kills four family members
31:53 - MVP
40:06 - Waymo takes misbehaving teens to jail
43:47 - Drug dealers put samples in mailboxes