This morning on The Morning After with Matt and Adam, a man used as a seagull as a weapon in Scotland, people in Russia are buying horses to combat high gas prices, a man dressed as a woman in hopes of avoiding arrest on Florida/Not Florida, a man experiencing a constant eye twitch kept slapping himself in the face for days, our MVP had himself a (pantsless) 4th of July weekend, mystery apples have washed ashore in North Carolina, and a woman threatened Taco Bell employees with a gun for taking too long.

00:13 - Man uses seagull as weapon in Scotland
07:28 - Russians buying horses to combat gas prices
14:02 - Florida/Not Florida
22:30 - Twitching eye leads to man slapping himself in the face
27:47 - MVP
36:21 - Mystery apples wash ashore in NC
44:21 - Woman threatens Taco Bell employees with a gun