This morning on The Morning After with Matt and Adam, someone pooped in the mosh pit at a concert in New Zealand, there’s controversy in the cricket world, a woman got a DUI on a lawnmower on Florida/Not Florida, a woman bit her husband’s toes for years while he was recovering from a traumatic brain injury, our MVP shouted out his ‘bae’ while he was being arrested for drug trafficking, a woman is upset that Aldi is selling a toilet paper stand with a shelf for your phone, and a man was recently arrested for playing music loudly for seven straight years.

00:13 - Someone pooped in the mosh pit
08:17 - Cricket controversy
15:10 - Florida/Not Florida
24:44 - Woman bites husband’s toes for years
30:50 - MVP
38:20 - Woman upset over toilet paper stand with shelf
45:24 - Man blares music for seven straight years