This morning on The Morning After with Matt and Adam, social media influencers are eating ‘diarrhea lettuce’ to lose weight, marmot researchers are turning to OnlyFans for funding, a woman threw a plate of food and a cup of urine on a relative on Florida/Not Florida, police are looking for a man that assaulted someone at a darts tournament while dressed as a lobster, our MVP put her wedding on hold by starting a fire, officials in Ohio were shocked to find human remains in an old cemetery (for some reason), and our latest bear streak continues!

00:13 - Lose weight with ‘diarrhea lettuce’
08:40 - Marmot researchers turn to OnlyFans
15:21 - Florida/Not Florida
23:14 - Man dressed as lobster wanted for assault
28:33 - MVP
38:58 - Human remains discovered at old cemetery
43:57 - Two bear cubs break into home