This morning on The Morning After, there are more ‘gangster grannies’ than ever, a ‘ticking bomb’ in a trash can was actually just a big dildo, a man missing a thumb stole a gun on Florida/Not Florida, a woman was attacked by a snow leopard while trying to take a selfie, our MVPs had sex on the sidewalk in front of a pizza place, a pizza delivery driver was upset with his lack of tip, and a blinged out bear was stolen off someone’s front porch on the westside of the state.

00:13 - Gangster grannies
08:14 - ‘Ticking’ bomb was actually sex toy
14:06 - Florida/Not Florida
22:19 - Snow leopard selfie attack
29:08 - MVP
36:24 - Pizza delivery driver upset with tip
41:38 - Blinged out bear stolen