This morning on The Morning After, we met a woman that snorts all her food, we had an update on the four monkeys loose in St. Louis, a man asked someone to make him a pizza on Florida/Not Florida, a former child actress has married her dog, our MVP threatened to poop in the direction of police officers, a woman claims spiders bites caused her toes to be amputated, and an officer for the NYPD might lose her job after her OnlyFans account was discovered.

00:13 - Woman snorts all her food
07:56 - MA Update
12:29 - Florida/Not Florida
19:15 - Former child actress marries dog
25:18 - MVP
33:03 - Spider bites cost woman her toes
39:57 - NYPD officer with an OnlyFans account