This morning on The Morning After, a woman has been charged after pelting her significant other with pickles, a bear stole a package off a porch in Florida, Teagan joined us for Unqualified Love Advice, a family wheeled a corpse into the bank after they wouldn’t pay out the funeral insurance without proof, our MVP was drunk when he went to pay his open container fine, female tortoises will walk off a cliff to avoid sex, and a man had to go to the hospital following a game of beer pong.

00:13 - Florida pickle pelting
08:13 - Bear steals a package off a porch
13:46 - Unqualified Love Advice - Seg. 1
19:56 - Unqualified Love Advice - Seg. 2
24:57 - Corpse wheeled into bank lobby
30:50 - MVP
37:58 - Female tortoises walk off cliff
43:15 - Hospital visit after beer pong game