This morning on The Morning After, villagers thought a man stuck in a well was actually a ghost, a man on meth broke into a home and grabbed a carpet cleaner on Florida/Not Florida, professional back scratchers exist, our MVP is putting googly eyes on statues in Oregon, a man in Oklahoma had two pills fall out of his butt, and a company fired people after they said they were stressed in an ‘anonymous’ survey.

00:13 - People thought man in well was ghost
04:00 - Florida/Not Florida
13:59 - Professional back scratchers
21:00 - MVP
29:27 - Two pills fall out of man’s butt
34:11 - Company fires stressed employees