This morning on The Morning After, a town considered suing one of its residents for being a jerk, a raccoon broke into a liquor store, got drunk, and passed out next to to the toilet, a man took a bottle of meth into an IHOP on Thanksgiving on Florida/Not Florida, a man attempted to rescue a raccoon was bitten on his face and arms, our MVP is handing out machetes and alcohol to the homeless, the raccoon may become the next household pet in the US, and the ‘whale tail’ is making a comeback in 2026.

00:13 - Town considers suing ‘jerk’
08:14 - Raccoon gets drunk, passes out
15:43 - Florida/Not Florida
24:07 - Man bit by raccoon he’s rescuing
28:28 - MVP
38:33 - Raccoons as new domestic pets
43:43 - Whale tails are coming back in 2026