This morning on The Morning After, nipple fillers are a thing people are getting, a man drove his ‘new’ car into a dealership after they wouldn’t let him return it, a man on a mule was arrested twice on Florida/Not Florida, a Canadian man was arrested for watching porn while driving, our MVP is causing drivers to pull over on a highway in Macomb County, a woman wearing rented jeans sat in poop on the subway, and a humpback whale crossed three oceans to get laid.

00:13 - Nipple fillers
09:13 - Man drives into car dealership
16:50 - Florida/Not Florida
25:16 - Man watching porn while driving
32:32 - MVP
41:01 - Woman in rented jeans sits in poop
47:58 - Whale crosses three oceans to get laid