This morning on The Morning After with Matt and Adam, a man tried to hide from police by covering himself with a blanket, a Detroit TV anchor was asked if he thought he could ‘eat beaver,’ a man told Home Depot employees he’d be back to steal more on Florida/Not Florida, a woman who died and then was resuscitated was given a parking ticket, our MVP went back to the same business he stole from just a few hours before, scientists have created a bionic hand you can control with your brain, and a man claimed he was only speeding because he had to pee so bad.

00:13 - Man hides from police under blanket
06:54 - TV anchor asked if he could eat beaver
12:57 - Florida/Not Florida
20:25 - Woman dies, gets resuscitated, still gets parking ticket
25:58 - MVP
35:24 - Scientists connect brain to bionic hand
41:36 - Man speeding just had to pee